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When can players play the zombies?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to alienxxi's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Its not really that type of game he is looking to develope, as been said L4D done it. Its more of a realistic sim as oppossed to a 3D shooter, hence why I like it. Dont get me wrong i got 500 hours+ with L4D 2 but its still the same repetitive shit at the end of the day. -
I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.
Itchy (DayZ) replied to SP00KEH's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The tears are strong with this one master !!! :P -
Its his baby, I really dont think he is going to let someone else interpret what is and is not valuble feedback!! :) Its his thing and he likes to do it a certain way which I applaud him for, not like most developer shit heads who dont give 2Fs what gamers want. >:( They just pump the same shit day in day out. I been gaming nearly 30yrs and i goto say at the moment games are shit period!!! With the odd exception but most just rehashed shitty 3D shooters!!! >:(
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Updated but still on 1.7.2.3
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Brudagon (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D Just posted this elsewhere!!! ;) -
Or bath salts!! :rolleyes: Forums are a valuble feedback tool for developers, how the hell are they going to know if they are doing it right without feedback!!! <_< Plus its a mod and at a very early stage I might add, Rocket stated that constructive forum feedback is something money cannot buy!! ;) (or something to that effect)
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I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D
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I might sound crazy but how about being able to capture one zombie!!! :) (stick with me folks) ;) Thats right, you find a dog catchers leash type thing and be able to catch one zombie only. One use only, then when you have the zombie say 10ft away and you pull that fucker round until you are attacked, then you release zombie and it attacks the sniper etc and alerts any other zombies in the area to the attackers position. :P No matter how far. :) Sort of counter measure but one use only and a very rare find!!! B) and some sort of nerf to zombie holder. I dunno thinking of ways to slow pvp a bit!! <_< (not sure the engine can do it but hey its an idea)
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Nope your to small to fill the world thats the problem!!!! ;)
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Trust me I would love nothing better than to know a all female group is on the server!!! :D Axe, sticks, beans,guns anything to be able to take my fustration out in VR on women!!! :P Then mybe I will be able to deal with my own woman a little bit better!! B) WASH THE DISHES = Pew Axe to the head WHAT YOU DOING TODAY = Axe to the head YOU NOT GOING OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT = Pew axe to the head YOU PLAYING GAMES AGAIN = Pew axe to the head YOU PISSED ON THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN = Pew axe to the head WHATS FOR DINNER = Pew axe to the head You see i could do all this facing a all female clan!!!! :D Hope i dont get in trouble for this post!!!
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I dont read engrish!! You must have the same keyboard as me!!! :D No I thought it was a joke at 1st, but now I know its not then, all I can say is best of luck because as you know most of us are a little retarded when it comes to women. B) So no disrespect and good luck in your endeavour to form an alll female group in this male dominated envrioment!!! ;)
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Shit you really are a woman, errr Sorry about that love here is a bunch of roses with a blood bag and antibiotics!!! very rare you know!!! Best wishes Itchy Ps Forgot the :beans: :D
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Nearly 40 love/mate/shemale fuck knows what you are !!!(joking) :D But if you look sexy at the other end of that big gun of yours, I would love to be put down by you!! ;)
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47 Day old wanting to upgrade from the stable 1.7.1.5 to the new 1.7.2.3.. Some questions
Itchy (DayZ) replied to -Cdn-Chard's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Itchy readys buckets for tears, for when character wipe happens!! :rolleyes: -
Hi honey, whats your problem? ;) I got my toothbrush and axe in hand, lets get it on!!! :D Devils castle at midnight tomorrow ok for you!!! B)
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Sniper problem solved!! I think?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Itchy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dont care what you say in real life someone would do it!!! They would, we are fucking mad like that, we do loads of crazy shit now imagine if it went tits up!!! I really dont want to, but if you go with your imagination this shit gets crazy. :o Hence a good game fire imagination up !! :D ( I like shit like that it appeals to me, work the gray stuff instead of pewpew) !! -
Sniper problem solved!! I think?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Itchy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ALPHA WE TESTERS HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( Beta is bug testing alpha is still adding content!!! Read up people!!!! -
Sniper problem solved!! I think?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Itchy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I want zombie brothels up in devils castle, all restrained and gimped up ready to service the destitute of dayz! :D I have many ideas!!! ;) -
Sniper problem solved!! I think?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Itchy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
How do you think games are made!!! :rolleyes: (I would have said some derogatory word after made, but the "stop the ideas rolling ideas" remark said it all.) <_< -
Sniper problem solved!! I think?
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Itchy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why does everyone think we all have top of the shop surround sound and/or headphones on???? :rolleyes: Just an idea the only unrealistic i can see about it is it not attacking you but......... How about you feed it raw meat from cattle to keep it happy, thats the nerf you have to feed it raw meat or it will attack you and not the sniper!!! ;) Just ideas rolling guys!!! :D -
What would be your song?!?!
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Alpha Tango's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Need I say anything! :D -
Now 1 Million!!!!! + Unique Players!!!
Itchy (DayZ) replied to Irenicus (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Not really about 7.5 hours per player if you work it out on 600k! ;) -
20 words or less: Spawning without a weapon
Itchy (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes but- You should spawn with what you can find in a basic house hold. Water,food,knife,matches,torch,painkillers,beans and bandages! B) I am from UK so guns is a no no as it is for most people in the world!!!! ;) -
Fuck an infected? I mean come on a few weeks in the woods jacking off behind trees, that shits going to get boring. :rolleyes: Maybe you find a packet of condoms, not back pack material but you know pop it in your sock for some other time. ;) Then you see one of the infected incap crawling round, now dont get me wrong i aint going for the hairy fat arse farmers, but you know in real life there would be women crawling about naked. :D Dont forget they not dead just sick so there must be some moisture there, so you see one pin it down head first, chop the arms off if your having trouble. Then check the old sock and away you go. ;) Just a thought guys, just a thought!!! :P
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I just want to know when rocket is going to add the nurses around the hospitals!!! ;) Where are the nurses FFS! :P Give me a reason to visit hospitals !! ;)
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I got that Friday feeling thought I would bump this for a laugh!!! :D Itchy runs for cover!! :blush: