Itchy (DayZ)

Hmmmm the word for you is your a CUNT!! Seems appropriate !!! But hey I dont do one line knee jerk reactions, I would like to elaborate on my analysis of my personal interpretation of this person:- Age 1-21, lives at home, is a little overweight, no girl/boy friend, addicted to diet coke and mybe a little lonely. Has a shit job if one at all and was bullied at school/collage and slightly pissed with people and life in general. The sort of person who would piss his pants and cry in the corner if this shit ever happened in real life!!!!

Oh NOooo!!!! That is one of the no goes in games, its the ultimate taboo!!!! :( Never been broken I think, except Alma in Fear but that was more paranormal than real. Dunno why, them beer gardens are full of the screaming fuckers. <_< I would nothing better than to come home and vent my anger on zombie kids, FN Fal to the face that should do it!!!! :o :D Ps I do have a child of my own!!! :D

Why on earth would someone have 2 copies of a 2 year old game?? And even if they did why should they give it to you for nothing?? So asking for extra is not begging... <_< Remind me next time I pop into a the local newsagents, "Hey chap you would'nt mind giving me an extra copy of the newspaper as my wife likes it also"!!!!! >:(

Begging is bad you know!!! <_< Its fucking crazy that you are that enthralled so much by a GAME!! that you have to beg!!! :rolleyes: Just wait! its in alpha anyway, watch youtube etc learn how the game is progressing. Its not going to dissapear soon so just wait till you get the cash. ;) Hell it might be 10 times better in 6 months so whats the rush!!! :D

Do you have any sisters??? You can trade? How old is your mum? Many choices ........... B) I could go into one but not sure of your age so I will leave it at that..... ;) But you get the idea right, you are asking for it. Cannot afford it tuff shit! Anyway school kids should not really be playing this!!! >:( :blush: Have i been too harsh!! :blush:

Could'nt resist!!! TEN Reasons why your a fucking psychopath!! 1. Supplies. They are short, and two mouths to feed is harder than one. And face it, you might just be carrying something I can use. It would be easier to obtain more supplys if there is more than one. Carry something you can use like what!!! You talking real life here not a game he would have fuck all just like you!!! 2. Liability. If at any point they are bitten / converted / hungry / infected / hurt I would have to use rationed supplies of medical gear to support and/or aid them. Medical gear that I could use on myself. Yer great idea you break both arms you on your own what then ??? Oh by the way in real life you break a bone, the arm leg or whatever its fucking usless, unless you want a compound fracture. Which can lead to more blood loss, and no morphine wont help!!! 3. Trust. Who is this stranger? Are they going to kill me for my limited supplies? How can I trust him/her. There is a high possibility at the point in which I sleep I may never wake up again. I dont really think trust is going to come into it really, any face that aint an infected will be welcome. In real life you would be shitting you pants FACT!!! 4. Experience. Everyone reacts to a disaster differently. There are some that huddle together and pray, others that loot the rubble of a city shattering earthquake and others again that simply learn rapidly to adapt to their surroundings. There is no telling what kind of murderous experiences this person has had to do to survive. Including killing friends, family members and relatives. 90% would huddle/band together, the retards and psychopaths would try it on, but in the end they would end up outlaws, demented and dead!!! 5. Fear. Quite simply at the point where a world has been turned upside down I'd be petrified of just about everything. A realistic approach to any situation. Panic sets in and fight or flight takes over - trust goes out the window. As I have said most would shit a brick and would love nothing better than to see a fellow human being. 6. Disease. I don't know who you are, where you've been or what you are carrying. My survival may rely on what little medical supplies I could scavenge together and in a world where a cold or diarrhea could be fatal - I want you as far away from me as possible. Where are all these medical supplys coming from you are mentioning !!! They kept under lock and key in every chemist, hospital etc. They dont appear in the middle of waiting room floors in real life. So chances are you have, a bandage ,paracetamol, a few plasters and a fucking nappy pin!!! 7. Mental Distress. Many disorders occur during high stress situations, including mental distress, dementia, over self preservation, delusion etc. There is no telling what kind of mental state a person is in after that kind of traumatic experience. There is also no telling what mental state I would be in - you have to factor in the fact that you might just go bat shit crazy. You never know, maybe its you who are the crazed bandit that finds power in numbers and goes around killing and taking what you need. Whats stopping you? This is something that would happen over time since the infection broke out/society break down. 99.9% of people would break down at some point, how bad depends on mental dispostion and enviroment. The psychopaths like yourself would be the first as you would not have any cohesion within a group and would fuck up somewhere along the line. Z FOOD!! 8. Bandit Packs. I hate to say this but yes, it would happen. People would band together and forge a new life for themselves, strongest first. Weakest second. The meek are not the mighty. We not really pack animals, we can act like it but at the end of the day all you have is INFECTED & HUMAN, so in real life, fact is most humans would stick together. 9. Oppression. Women would become a commodity. People have needs and without law and order, people take what they want. And often kill for it. A persons rights no longer exist when there is no law or repercussions. I for one would immediately turn away anyone of female gender as a companion due to their pull and / or value in such a situation. (I know this is sexist, but lets be 'realistic' here for a minute.) Yes women would become a valued thing as the first thing we would need to do is fuck like rabbits, as soon as a stronghold was found. But because of value they would be treated like queens, and be given everything to ensure survival of the human species. 10. Area Denial. If you're making a living in a 256 x 256 square mile radius and there are fifty other people or more trying to stay alive in the same area - you're going to have some conflict. Zombies or no someones going to want to take someone out. Whats mine is mine, whats yours can also be mine. Are you for fucking real!!! You say real life yer!!! 256sq fucking miles 1 person, please come on you be lucky to secure a fucking shed on your own never mind 256sq miles!!!! Just saying !!!! B)

144: Keep your head down. 145. Say fuck all to anyone. 146, Dont be afraid to use an infected to your sexual advantage. 147. Dont play the game drunk, you will die.

I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D Walks away in tears, looking for the nearest zombie to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Search mother fuckers , search!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not religious but jesus fucking christ!!!! :rolleyes:

Usually after day time, but it differs depending in what part off the world you live in!!! Just my 2p!!! ;)

Yer its an Ann Summers bag, check it out it might have some real goodies in!!!! ;)

FARM LOOT!!! :rolleyes: Now there is an oxymoron if I ever!!!! WTF!!! Dayz is how long can i survive, not I will live forever loot farming !!! :rolleyes: Dayz is about making your own adventure, fuck I have pissed Dayz if surviving is all thats what its about. I got everything an axe,knife,matches, a few meds and a water bottle!!! Job done!!!! :o But its a sandbox so you can do what the fuck you want. But thats not what its about, its about getting of your arse to seek adventurer and maybe friendship, but you know the best part about it........ You just dont know how your adventure will turn out, and thats what sums up dayz for me!!!! :D

ALPHA!!!!! >:( Go wiki or google alpha and beta of gaming!!!!!!!!!!!!! Itchy is crying like a girl..................................WTF is up with this generation!!!!! Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html Please let me go to sleep!!! Only joking folks its a pain I know but remember its ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes no odds the game is 32bit and 64bit covers 32bit make sure it goes in Program files (x86)!!! ;)

Just my 2p!!! The only way I can see you encounter hackers is server hopping!!! OK :huh: If you try to play on the same server, like I do then there is no hackers!!! If it happens fuck that server and try to find a non hacked server, I try to stick to the same server I aint been shit on yet, only died once since I got the mod!! B) Life/living is easy, its the shit heads around you that make it hard!!! ;)

Just checked fuck all wrong with it!!! B) UK user random UK server everything fine!!!! Check you files guys and make sure the server you join is running the correct version!!!! ;)

I will check BRB!!! ;) Too pissed to play ...lol :D

I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D Itchy is crying in the corner !!! FFS USE SEARCH FEATURE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a different error but see if this helps!!! <_< Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876http://www.battleye.com/download.html There is another post on here about the name problem please search if above does not work!!!

Do:- Be very careful!! Dont:- Be a dick!!

Here i go again!!! :rolleyes: I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D 3rd time....lol

Axe ! :D

Smoked the sexy green for 10 years day in day out, no ill effects I wake and bake, bake and sleep. B) Cannabis has never ever in recorded history killed someone!!! ;) Cannabis is actually an anti cancer drug and it is thought that when mixed with tabacco it counter acts the effects of the damaging cancer causing tabacco. ;) Just saying!! Must point out that I have seen friends lives destroyed with durgs and hell one of my best friends died from drugs. :( All in moderation folks all in moderation!!! B)

He is being sarcastic, :rolleyes: as in do you need 2,000 experince points to attend!!! <_< Bad idea its not gladiator or death match shit, its a game trying to be different! ;)

You never seen the other side then!! :( You look at life through the same goggles your were born with, with no strange vision, sounds and feelings. :o Ever hear of sensible use !! ;) Here is a thought what drug of choice would you take in Dayz world? My choice would be in priority B) 1st Cocain (run like fuck, probably get killed quick, might even fuck an infected, feels good and death wont hurt) 2nd Amphetamines (Run like forrest gump, dont need food, and kill on sight) 3rd Alcohol/Heroin (You wont give a fuck whatever happens) 4th MDMA (run like fuck, fuck and infected, dance with an infected and smile at the thought of death) 5th LSD (What what the fuck, shit what is going on HELP!!) 6th Sober (Please please please help me am afraid) Thats my 2p anyway! :D

I had the same problem!!! <_< FIxed it though :D Update arma beta to Build 95054 or 95099 (new one to me) <_< http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php/ Update battleye to v1.61.94876 http://www.battleye.com/download.html It does work trust me! :D Just posted this elsewhere!!! ;) For the second time!!! By the way I do manual update and just use ARMA 2 launcher!! Fuck that auto update shit, :|