evolution (DayZ)

First thing I saw were the tags, holy.... But yeah sounds good, not really important now, plus maybe do a 1-2% chance from being hit by a zombie to receive the infection. 5% is mad high.

CALM DOWN RAMBO 1 is enough.

Son, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN1YxjhxTCk Maybe this will also clear things up

HOLY PHYSICS!

My spidey senses are tingling!

When I see the slenderman I wee a little :(

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I need to put on my thinking-cap for this thread because it really en-cap-sulated my thoughts... LOL sorry guys, that was really beanie-th me.

Are you being serious? Imagine a zombie apocalypse, why the hell would you use rubber bullets? Not to mention getting knocked out for a "LONG time" would be annoying as fuck. Silly Noob. Think shit through.

+1 was just thinking this so I searched it up and you've already suggested this. But yeah definitely should be implemented.

+1 not bad idea, better than watching a blank screen

There's a Bandit problem? Silly noob... -1 x 1000

+1 To this guy ^^^

Not sure if srs or never used search function?

janky <-- is it a word? I personally don't mind it, just run into a building and I hit their heads just fine.

+1 to weapon jamming Maybe improvise weapon condition into it? For example good weapon condition the guns don't jam, mediocre condition they jam infrequently and poor condition they jam constantly. Also implement a weapon repair kit to up the conditions... Just a thought.

Search Function for the win. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/35716-different-zombie-attributes/#entry340229

When you said event i was like fml. Then I read it all and honestly not a bad idea. +1

DayZ - Biggest Loser Edition Not only survival, but making sure you consume your daily caloric intake or you face serious weight loss...or weight gain! -How will you play? Coming soon to your nearest game outlet...

Last time I checked we were humans not dogs. No one in a real life zombie apocalypse would "play dead".

I really do love the idea, made me lol a little at Shady Joe haha. But I think its more of choosing a 'class' (like in COD) rather than a back story. I don't think it would be a good implementation in the game because i think Rocket was aiming for "everyone is equal" instead of OP residents and harpoon fishermen. -1

+1 to this thread. And just because I'm a Grammar Nazi, its *too easy not to :D

Let me guess what happened to you; 1- Zombies spotted you from afar. 2- You tried to lose them but they caught up to you (because apparently they're too fast to make this game enjoyable) 3- You tried to enter a building but it was barb wired and you died. 4- So you raged and made this silly rant. Please tell me more about how the game is garbage.

dafuq did I just read?