evolution (DayZ)

Not even joking, I will kill you guys. For teh lols + upload it to youtube. But if someone makes it, ill give them a vehicle + AS50 + MK 48 Mod 0

DONT YOU EVEN DARE PICK UP THAT DOUBLE BARREL! ITS HORRID!!!! HORRID!!!! srs its a piece of shit.

My Specs CPU: i5 3570k overclocked @ 4.00gHz GPU: GTX 550 Ti RAM: 8gb HDD: 3TB (MY FPS INGAME) ULTRA: 15 FPS in cities, 20-40 in forests HIGH: 25-35 FPS in cities, 30-60 in forests MED: 30-50 FPS in cities, 50+ in forests LOW: 40+ FPS in cities, 70+ in forests For your current hardware you could probably average around 20-40 fps on medium settings, and yes it will definitely be enjoyable!

WARNING: CONTAINS BUTTHURT so shut the f*** up. I have been playing dayz for a few months now, I know the game inside-out. The game mechanics I can get used to but the players... that's a whole different story. Most people that play dayz are bandits, by choice?- I don't think so but what can we really do? Whenever you see a player YOUR immediate reaction is "is he going to kill me?" I was a bandit back in the day, kill on sight and loot them but I've changed my ways because it's boring as shit now. I think helping players is more rewarding and fun. Helping new spawns off the coast with my heli is a goodfeel.jpg (don't get me wrong I still kill players that are shooting at me and players that are threats and don't respond). BUT (now this is my complaint) the disrespectful asshole players that I try to help when I offer rides/weapons/gear even vehicles! - and they kill me, it is just fucking disgusting. When I go out of my way to help the community of dayz, take them to my camp and see it raided and the tents saved with no gear in them sickens me. Those selfish pricks that ruin the game for everyone else (the ones that hack also which are even at a lower level of dipshit-ness) can you guys stop being cocksuckers? DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'm not saying "never kill" anyone. Just the people that are trying to help you out, give them a break and stop being immature dumb asses. Nothing is wrong with being a bandit, just don't be that kind of guy. inb4 "stfu gay fag get used to it"

It is a suggestion, I'm suggesting that people should stop being selfish idiots.

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You can also fix id by setting your 3d resolution to 1 higher than setting it back. A quick fix. Works for me.

My humanity Resets to -9120 then goes to 0 after I play a while. I'm Generally a bandit but it doesn't carry over I start at 0 (after I play a bit) when i die. Any fixes? I have the latest beta patch.

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+1 I love the famas

SAME STUPID RANTS POSTED ON THIS SUGGESTION THREAD EVERYDAY /end rant

Actually sounds like a decent idea +1

Maybe a UFO abducts you then probes you and after they bring you back you cant walk straight for DAYZ!

There has been 7,020,481 posts of starting weapons and how hard DayZ is without them. Please, shut up. The game isn't even hard.

I don't know how to put this nicely but here goes ! You Sir are a fucking idiot. -----> nicest possible way I could put it. Your suggestion is retarded and looks like it was formed by a 12 year old girl who plays levelling up MMO's, gave DayZ a go and just got killed off the coast of Cherno. Quit your bitching idiot. You can't punish players for the path they choose to play.

The gayest shit happened me to man. I fucking had the gun (killed a guy in elektro with a lee Enfield for it link: at end of vid.) and i log back in the next day and my FUCKING PRIMARY WEAPON IS GONE. I WAS RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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+1 ! I think that most buildings should be enter-able. I know it might take some time to do, but time well spent. - Anyone who has been playing DayZ for a while knows what buildings to enter and which have the loot they're looking for, it's getting boring. Making more buildings enter-able would bring; 1. More variety into the game, people will explore ALL of the cities/towns instead of the larger ones. 2. Make the game that much more better! (seeing lingor island playthroughs, the game looks amazingly fun not because of the scenery, but because of the vast amount of enter-able buildings) 3. Having more buildings to enter make the loot more rare, therefore players will be forced to search/scavenge for more gear, all the while adding to the experience. 4. This will prevent server hopping, making loot more rare as it can now be found everywhere, going to a supermarket or firehouse doesnt mean you might find loot there as common ;) 5. IT WILL MAKE THE GAME THAT MUCH MORE FUN AND EXCITING. -Please rocket try to bring the update out ASAP ! ! :) :) :) :)

My friends found NVG's at electro supermarket. Apparently its like a 0.01% chance (srs). But no I like the rarity of it. -1 to this thread. I get mine off people I kill like so(guy at end was probably hacking) :

+1 yeah I'm 100% along with this idea Maybe only allow people to have 2 characters. Don't overdo it, might be abused.

LOL @ people raging. Chillax guys, they were new spawns. Guess what happens when they spawn again....wait for it.. I'm about to tell you... THEY GET THE SAME GEAR BACK !!! omg nowayyyyyyyyy Plus I lol'd at this vid, cheers make more :D