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    Mine was this time I had just spawned. Three men suddenly approached me and said "take off all you're clothes, we are really gay bandits." So I did what they asked (I was restrained). They then told me they were gonna leave me, and molest my dead body. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I heard gunshots. It was not them. I looked at them and all three of them were dead. I looked all over the place (I couldn't move, 'cause I was restrained) and didn't see anybody! I used my mic to try to tell the guy to help, but I couldn't hear/see him. It was almost like they just randomly died to a phantom shooter. Anyways what's you guys' funniest story?
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