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smore98

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  1. Well listen here sonny... *Grabs stool and sits down* When a person wants get on top of a building that seems impossible to get, they use a dis-harmonic thing called hacks, where they can teleport to certain areas. However, there is another way to get up there... Stupidly get a helicopter, and land it on the building.
  2. Derpy, now I know that you have a terrible addiction to muffins... ...but do you mind if I eat the one I have now?
  3. smore98

    my best time in a chopper

    The odds of success of hitting anything is astronomical. Worst case scenario, you somehow kill the driver.
  4. Depends on what your next plan will be. Will you stay and leave a giant gaping hole within a survivor? Then I would take the shotgun. You want to snipe from a hell of a distance? The Lee Enfield is for you. You want to get out without attracting too much attention to yourself? Hatchet all the way bro. You have to understand how the dynamics of weapons work in the game, and how they will affect you in the future.
  5. smore98

    my best time in a chopper

    I believe that will only leave you with a broken leg and half your body exploded from the car crashing into a fuel tank. But your suggestion will be noted.
  6. I actually discovered it a while ago, but decided not to share it since at the time I didn't feel like starting a shit storm. I appreciate your insult though... ...no really I do.
  7. smore98

    Different zombie attacks

    I believe almost everyone single one will break your leg in an instant... ...we should think about this thoroughly.
  8. smore98

    Zombies use of Profanity's?

    I think they are a supposed to learn english in their country.
  9. smore98

    Using Hacked Weapons?

    Guess I am a lucky SOB, since I have came across the TWS several times, and most of the time, it ends well.
  10. smore98

    Betrayed. On tape.

    Naturally, if I was going to meet some random man in a gillie suit, I would shoot him on sight.
  11. smore98

    Hit & Run

    Major success indeed...
  12. smore98

    Hit & Run

    Bingo. But hey, at least we got treated with raining Scootaloos!
  13. smore98

    Using Hacked Weapons?

    To be honest, if I find a dead body with some sort of weapon better than mine, hacked or not, I will take it. You won't really get banned, since the admin knows if anything is being spawned in the server. I don't approve of it nor do I indulge it, but this is DayZ. Whatever YOU find is yours to take.
  14. smore98

    Hit & Run

    Well sir... I will have you know that getting ran over is a bitch, I was ranover by some random asshole in a meet-up, and to be honest, I really didn't give a damn. Besides, being ran over is funny.
  15. Bro... ...you are absolutely going to survive the zombie apocalypse.
  16. At the moment, I actually had to do quick thinking, but I do see your logic... you are the Zombie Messiah.
  17. smore98

    Zombies use of Profanity's?

    That is very valuable information you have given to support this topic, for that, have a muffin.
  18. To be honest, all I can say is this. I can't trust a damn person, and literally the only people I ever trusted on DayZ are random brony comrades I met on there. However, if I do kill someone, I exit my computer, go to my bed, and think about what I have become...
  19. smore98

    War Machine-Gaming

    I shall think about it.
  20. smore98

    War Machine-Gaming

    Will there be muffins?
  21. If the server resets, then most likely that will be the case.
  22. I commend your efforts of absolutely trolling this guy, Derps. Anyway, the odds of me trading with some random stranger for ANYTHING are practically nil. I appreciate your efforts on tactics though!
  23. smore98

    Teleported to an empty island

    Ah, the power of teleporting players to somewhere. Makes you wonder why they can't just play the fucking game and not be assholes.
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