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  1. I guess my only possible relation to such a thing is when I was driving a bus through the NW Airfield (no fucks were given). And I was treated with DayZ's special gift of "No message recieved." I come back later on to find the bus gone and a few minutes later, a possibly giant whole in my body mass.
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    This ever happen to you?

    I think the best part of this hacker attack is you get to hear the reactions of each player, mostly containing swears and all that. I think the best solution of getting off Hacker Teleportation Airlines is, and this is the ONE AND ONLY USE FOR IT, Alt+F4. It's quicker than aborting manually and saves you some time.
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    Your First Betrayal

    I can imagine that either his or your view wasn't so positive...
  4. Since I can't relate to this in any way possible... ...pie.
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    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Ah, thank you...
  6. smore98

    Clan Tryouts For (No$)

    Important thing to know though... ...will there be muffins?
  7. smore98

    Boats

    I feel your pain, brother. The fishing boat wasted my time and a bizon mag just getting the fuel... ...and it wouldn't even drive because the water was too shallow.
  8. smore98

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Because of my mental inferiority at time conversion, would somepony be kind enough to give me the time of the meet-up in -5:00 GMT Eastern Standard Time?
  9. smore98

    Killed by a Hacker.. again

    Every turn I go, I see muffins... ...Muffins, Muffins Everywhere... Anyway, at the topic at hand, I tend to laugh whenever I die at the hands of a hacker. It's nothing to get your jimmies rustled over. I died a couple times with phenomenal gear.
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    If you want a coyote backpack...

    I would love to... ...but I think it would be best to give it to someone else. I can scavenge for one myself, thank you very much! Besides, I am a horrible navigator <_< .
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    Looking for friendlies*Casual hookup*

    Oh dear... I may have just strained the respect you had for me, didn't I? Damn...
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    What a day I'm having

    You sir... ...you are quite the barbarian of food, but I respect your decision, I wouldn't really mind my table manners if I were starving to the brink of death. Anyway, conserve ammo, stay low, aim for the head, and make quick sprints to save time.
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    Looking for friendlies*Casual hookup*

    As long as you won't mind a 13 year old, I am up for game. I suggest you PM me if you won't allow it, I will understand.
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    Looking for friendlies*Casual hookup*

    I would love to join up.
  15. Trading is a valid way of earning your supplies, bartering is by far the best business in the post-apocalyptic world. However, I hope you bring along a couple of guards and maybe a sniper to look over the deal, just in case some fishy business sets in...
  16. You can never kill the DayZ Community... ...and you can never kill DayZ.
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    Heli Crash Sites

    What I sometimes question is how such equipment would survive the crash unscathed. I would expect some damage to any equipment if the friggin Heli Exploded on impact.
  18. smore98

    Some people dont know what a coward is.

    So deep... ...so strong... ...this is DayZ... ...the story of how we fell and rised from the ashes.
  19. But think if you give them something to fear? Maybe a player who found the scumbag sniper in the distance and decided to flank him?
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    Heli Crash Sites

    Well what are you going to do with FN FAL ammo if you don't have an FN FAL?
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    Heli Crash Sites

    Well, Heli crash sights do seem to be a common occurance nowadays, mostly from frequent server resets. I don't really feel gratified in finding one anymore, because whenever I find one, I know all I am going to find an FN FAL... ...Fucking FN FAL...
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    Monky Monitor

    Give it plenty of hugs, muffins, beans... ...and, if everything else is out of course, your life.
  23. I have a very good history with Kamenka. Gotten some pretty good loot of it, especially from the nearby deerstands. It's not much of a curse rather than it is blessing... ...or just a place where Rocket thought would be best for noobs to spawn.
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    Define a bandit

    You should have seen where this one sniper was camping at... ...he was camping at the front door of the school in Elektro.
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    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    That was indeed the plan... ...but after last meet-up's events, I am not sure if that would halve the fun or double it.
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