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Maybe... ...or maybe it was part of a FEMINIST CONSPIRACY!

Wait, you shot me?

It's not that it's a bad map, as a matter in fact, I enjoy the large terrain and giant city. Adds a bit more of alarm as you walk down some empty street while a sniper has his cross hair you (Derpy) It's just: 1. 90% of the buildings are not enterable. 2. Navigation is a bitch, especially when you can't effectively gain your position in the city when the game says your in the wilderness. 3. Navigation must be done from memory, and it's a HUGE motherfucking city. Maybe I should play So-More (HAHA GET IT... alright back to serious time) just to get my bearings straight, but everything practically looks the same. Your best option is to find landmarks within the city to navigate from, and those are long and far between. It's a great map, but needs a bit of fixing (and a MAP).

Are these actual names of hackers? ...I really don't feel sorry for this excuses of players.

Well, after doing a HORRIBLE crack cover a song, I must conjure some strange mystical topic to discuss on here... ...like how we will NEVER PLAY A FUCKING FALLUJAH!!!!1 ...ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, nervous just about everything after being sick this week, but I will be in sniper support! Just shot a man with a DMR by judging the difference across Stary. Caught 'em with his pants down, after he shot a a teammate...

You do realize that you posted the 500th post on the 5.0 of brony meet-up,right?

Jesus Christ, Derpy. a 5.0 on the same post? ...there is a reason why you are badass.

NWAF is just the second most dangerous place in DayZ. I have seen much action revolving around small towns like polana or even Msta. Really dangerous places, even if they are remote.

I leave it at a heli crash site, saying: "Congratulations! You now have to find an AS50 off a hacker!"

I team up with someone if they have the will to, and they have the respect and decency not to get in my way. That way, everyone can play it safe. If they happen to kill me, I just leave his name on my "Delivery List", and possibly get Derpy to handle them for me. And, if I feel real good, I will look for them myself.

Just let leave it at thanks, a head opposite directions. I usually go as a lone wolf at times when I play the game myself. I usually only play with others in public events. To just shoot them after saving me is just a dick move. But if I do happen to come across them again, I will be sure to repay them in any way I could.

The magical land of BRIDGES really sucks...

Heh, shot a guy with my DMR after he put a 50 cal. into my friend with my DMR. He fell unconscious, and WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? Jackass decides to Alt-F4. Shameful way, of dealing with your problems... just because you got shot doesn't mean it's gonna work out for you... ...especially in shock :).

Humanity decreases when you kill other players (those who are not bandits), and will gradually decrease if you kill a hero. To increase your Humanity from it's default stance, you have to give players medical treatment (e.g blood bags, epi-pen, bandages). If you have humanity below default, you can get that back from doing general things, like killing zombies and such.

It's only wrong if you SPAWN the weapon, so usually you can take it without concern. However, some servers might not allow "illegal" weapons on their servers, which sometimes can lead to you being kicked, losing all your things, or even killed.

Hiding bodies is used to keep your trail cold when you kill someone. It's a dick move yes, but it's a logical one, because, you really don't want to be found with the blood of one on your hands, while some aims their DMR at your head.

I mostly go up to my dead competitor with respect, acknowledging his attempt at killing me... ...then I hide his body and take off with a few things of his.

Ways to send your ATV to the moon: Blow it up. Drive it across a bridge. Shoot somebody on it.

Google... 'Nuf said.

The game is client-side, so if you are wearing, for example, a black/black, others might see you as a beige/grey. It's sometimes confusing, but overall, you are going to see yourself as what your character starts as, and maybe the same for other players. Ghillie suit and bandit skin is irrelevant, and I am not sure about the Hero skin.

I would recommend a quite primary (Maybe a M4A3 CCO SD), and a makarov. Why the makarov? Because any smart person is going to aim for the head, and the gun has good iron sights, along with the large abundance of ammo.

I really hope it wasn't me that shot you while you were reloading an AS50, bro...

JefMajor clearly knows how to play the game, and PsiSyndicate has logic beyond belief.

I usually just join any private hive, and, if not, I just go on a random server and hope for the best.

"I just don't know what went wrong!"