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I will, unfortunately, not be attending this weekend's gala, as I am heading to upstate new york to visit my uncle (and hopefully stay there if a zombie outbreak happens to go down. In the middle of woods, supporting from livestock and veggies). It saddens me deepen especially since we are losing a grand host soon! I did enjoy the picture by the way, but my artist skill follows only music and literature...

2/3 points on, just don't have a server. (I also fixed a punctuation error you had, cause i'm punctuation nazi like that.)

...I am glad I am not part of the majority. Just came across a guy in Elektro, calling himself the "Elektro Police" asking me for a matchbox. I kindly gave him it, since there was another in the supermarket. We discussed a few things before we began getting shot by a sniper (who I must say is a horrible shot). We devised a plan to quickly get to the hospital without being shot, as he required a blood transfusion. We sprinted across, went through the school, and went behind the hospital to get inside. I finally gave him the transfusion, and we parted ways. Thanks to my very mature voice (and personality), I survived with a compliment of being told that I sound like I was on Youtube, and we parted ways.

I'll stop by with a DMR and about 200 meters from the camp if you don't mind...

He was about to log off...

It will clearly not be me. SO CONGRATZ BRO. UR PSYCHIC.

Yep. Or if you want to be a cheap bastard, look up spawns.

I will be happy to let you know that he was unlucky enough to come across me in elektro, with him shooting zombies in the middle of a road, while I gleefully put an AK round through his head :)

Well I am 13, so I can be trusted, right? Joking, but really, if you give me a name and the location of this guy, I will be glad to leave his corpse with a fine Lee Enfeild round to the head. :)

Well god bless you.

Make sure you got 3 muffins and we got a deal.

Rabbits, Rabbits Everywhere. A rabbit conspiracy is upon us gentlemen, and our only way to stop it is with compensation of millions of beans!

Jesus, no wonder a parish was set up that one day in Elektro. By the gods, Rocket made a new religion!

Here is the thing, WarZ immediately was announced right after DayZ was officially getting major success. It's extremely unprofessional to basically announce the same thing IMMEDIATELY after one was released, and making statements that it was the FIRST in development. I won't pre-order WarZ, but if I see good reviews for it, I might take it for a spin, but my true love will always be my long DayZ.

DayZ on the WiiU... ...hope you have a big living room.

Hm. impressive. You must teach me about this accurate way of judging the distance.

Interesting, muffins became a new metric distance?

Thank you... ...I am unbelievably tired.

Quite an efficient way of handling the hacker situation, and it also adds a bit of flexibility to those servers. ...I do not know what the fuck I just said.

MP5 is a very effective weapon against zombies due to it's quiet nature, and can save players from one another as well. Just gotta get your aim right and boom! But I would rather prefer my M4A3 CCO SD, thank you very much.

I am greatly disturbed at the turn this topic has presented itself...

It's best to get an ID on the person your trading with, while I have never done it, I take natural assumption of how it works, and also basic precaution. Kyzahh is write about keep a fine sniper on a hill to watch over the meet-up, at least then, you can rest assure that if anything goes down, you have the ability to get some payback. If I were to go on with the trade idea, I would bring along the best sniper I know along (I must not really explain who). Be sure to keep details private and find a remote location to start the trade.

Most likely some script kiddie out for revenge, or just some REALLY bad timing. I would go for the latter, since that is just total BS if they use it AFTER they die. But what the fuck do I know?

"I'm gonna go get some Fanta!" Get's shot. "...totally worth it."

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