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Everything posted by mynameismonkey
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We need a changelog for the changelog.
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Zeds...zombies...infected ooh my.
mynameismonkey replied to puppetmaster11's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
More offensive posts like this and I will have to threaten quitting the game. -
I quit! im done! no more...
mynameismonkey replied to Deadcow's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think the sig is reverse double super secret sarcasm. -
how to properly save a tent?? [help]
mynameismonkey replied to GulpinGulpin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
SELECT * FROM problem; (99 rows returned) SELECT * FROM problem WHERE type='tent'; (0 rows returned) -
I did, but I could only find fourteen.
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Tragedy of the Commons: An Inner Look at the Economics and Psychology of Loot Cycling and the Inevitable Collapse of Day Z
mynameismonkey replied to mynameismonkey's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I fucked off, but I couldn't figure out how to do it kindly. Next time I shall bring tea and crumpets and talk like Mary Poppins. Although she wasn't that nice after all, was she? Leaving the kids stranded like that, and teasing Bert the Dustman or whatever his name was. In fact, I will not talk like Mary Poppins. I shall talk like one of those fat witches in Sleeping Beauty or CInderella. The good ones. The good, fat ones. Ergo. Heretofore. -
The Bandit Dilemma: An Inner Look at the Economics and Psychology of Banditry and the Inevitable Collapse of Day Z
mynameismonkey replied to Chiefmon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Prisoner's dilemma occurs when both parties know that co-operation will bring reward. This is not the case in your example. It is an assumption, and it is flawed. Further, there is no death penalty in the prisoner's dilemma. Further further, in DayZ, we have an iterated dilemma, we meet many players. Iterated prisoner's dilemmae require a co-operative strategy on first iteration. Further further further, can you explain the peaks and troughs in the life expectancy, or are they just swirlies? Further+Further, are you hinting at a Nash Equilibrium? -
Zeds...zombies...infected ooh my.
mynameismonkey replied to puppetmaster11's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
'Walkers', 'hoppers' and 'crawlers', so everyone knows where to look FOV. 'Zeds' in general when referring to the infected. Never, ever, never say "guys". -
Is he back yet?
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Is are stuff coming back or do we start over??
mynameismonkey replied to munchy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What month is it? -
A Personal Observation
mynameismonkey replied to Deviant (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
/obligatory prisoner's dilemma reference -
Is the DayZ Development going to stay PURE?
mynameismonkey replied to Deviant (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ACRE? -
Is are stuff coming back or do we start over??
mynameismonkey replied to munchy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Alpha means they can come, go, come, and go again. Don't get attached to your gear. It ain't gonna last long. That said, if you find a Mountain Dew, protect it with your life. -
Download download and download
mynameismonkey replied to Callahan (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Six Updater and DayZ Commander will both update your alpha for you, so sit back, enjoy a Mountain Dew, and let the mod update itself for you. -
DayZ tricks, interesting places, etc.
mynameismonkey replied to donp's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Look at all the soda cans very carefully, some of them are Mountain Dew. -
Can you get humanity for trading Mountain Dew?
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Best bet is to find common landmarks. Big hills, certain structures. After you play enough, you'll get the hang of the land and know roughly where you spawned in relation to other points.
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Could you be more specific?
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Why do you want to play with my friends?
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It was down once for a short while, but it's fine now.
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So just for clarification....
mynameismonkey replied to lolrade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In fact, it's almost pointless to eat or drink if you're going to be logging off soon, just wait and keep that Mt Dew in your bag for when you rejoin, get more bang for your buck, -
Most are 28 days later speeds
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My opinion on this game so far - Great fun!
mynameismonkey replied to gloopy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, the crawlers still crawl, real creepy like. But yeh, some of these zeds are very fast runners.