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mynameismonkey

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  1. mynameismonkey

    1.62 changelog

    We need a changelog for the changelog.
  2. mynameismonkey

    Zeds...zombies...infected ooh my.

    More offensive posts like this and I will have to threaten quitting the game.
  3. mynameismonkey

    I quit! im done! no more...

    I think the sig is reverse double super secret sarcasm.
  4. mynameismonkey

    how to properly save a tent?? [help]

    SELECT * FROM problem; (99 rows returned) SELECT * FROM problem WHERE type='tent'; (0 rows returned)
  5. mynameismonkey

    1.62 changelog

    I did, but I could only find fourteen.
  6. I fucked off, but I couldn't figure out how to do it kindly. Next time I shall bring tea and crumpets and talk like Mary Poppins. Although she wasn't that nice after all, was she? Leaving the kids stranded like that, and teasing Bert the Dustman or whatever his name was. In fact, I will not talk like Mary Poppins. I shall talk like one of those fat witches in Sleeping Beauty or CInderella. The good ones. The good, fat ones. Ergo. Heretofore.
  7. Prisoner's dilemma occurs when both parties know that co-operation will bring reward. This is not the case in your example. It is an assumption, and it is flawed. Further, there is no death penalty in the prisoner's dilemma. Further further, in DayZ, we have an iterated dilemma, we meet many players. Iterated prisoner's dilemmae require a co-operative strategy on first iteration. Further further further, can you explain the peaks and troughs in the life expectancy, or are they just swirlies? Further+Further, are you hinting at a Nash Equilibrium?
  8. mynameismonkey

    Zeds...zombies...infected ooh my.

    'Walkers', 'hoppers' and 'crawlers', so everyone knows where to look FOV. 'Zeds' in general when referring to the infected. Never, ever, never say "guys".
  9. mynameismonkey

    Yep i am done, i quit

    Is he back yet?
  10. mynameismonkey

    A Personal Observation

    /obligatory prisoner's dilemma reference
  11. Alpha means they can come, go, come, and go again. Don't get attached to your gear. It ain't gonna last long. That said, if you find a Mountain Dew, protect it with your life.
  12. mynameismonkey

    Was this a Hack

    Seems like it.
  13. mynameismonkey

    Download download and download

    Six Updater and DayZ Commander will both update your alpha for you, so sit back, enjoy a Mountain Dew, and let the mod update itself for you.
  14. mynameismonkey

    DayZ tricks, interesting places, etc.

    Look at all the soda cans very carefully, some of them are Mountain Dew.
  15. mynameismonkey

    Question about humanity

    Can you get humanity for trading Mountain Dew?
  16. mynameismonkey

    Finding friends

    Best bet is to find common landmarks. Big hills, certain structures. After you play enough, you'll get the hang of the land and know roughly where you spawned in relation to other points.
  17. mynameismonkey

    For the Redditors...

    Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  18. mynameismonkey

    .pbo

    Could you be more specific?
  19. mynameismonkey

    Problem with BE

    Why do you want to play with my friends?
  20. mynameismonkey

    gamespy down

    It was down once for a short while, but it's fine now.
  21. mynameismonkey

    So just for clarification....

    In fact, it's almost pointless to eat or drink if you're going to be logging off soon, just wait and keep that Mt Dew in your bag for when you rejoin, get more bang for your buck,
  22. mynameismonkey

    Expansion\beta Servers?

    Most are 28 days later speeds
  23. Well, the crawlers still crawl, real creepy like. But yeh, some of these zeds are very fast runners.
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