manowar

And you are in australia. Stop playing in foreign servers and you wont have to deal with such a terrible ping.

Stop playing on foreign servers, problem solved

Now if only you were competent enough to add your server name so I could do this.

I died tonight, I had been alive for about a week, Nothing extravagant, a lee enfield with about a hundred rounds, a makarov, plenty of food and water and a map no compass though. I got shot in the back in the woods by a guy with a silenced weapon. So after I respawned I at kamenka I headed towards Chernogorsk. I ended up slightly north of it and what did I find? A body with a full set of equipment, entrenching tool and all, NVG's a PDW with 8 clips and an M4 a1 CCO and 4 clips for it. Immediately I looked towards cherno and said. NOPE.AVI. Headed north about 50 meteres and thought, hmm I saw something else down there I want now But I decided being greedy now would get me killed. So I headed north and about a minute later. 3 more bodies 2 more M4a1 CCO's a few mags for them, A m4a1 cco SD which i put in the coyote backpack, more mags for the PDW, and lo and behold! A mighty AS50! 3 mags. I was elated, but my elation was not to last when I heard someone tell me to not move and to stand up. I turned to see a man with a makarov point blank in my face, How could I have been so careless, I thought to myself. He tells me to drop what I have and walk away. Looking at the AS50 in my hand I turn up to him and stand up, then in direct channel I yell, MY PRECIOUS!!! AAAHHHHHHHH! and blast him from point blank. turns out he had no ammo for the makarov and it was just an empty threat, but he picked the wrong person to threaten. And so ends the story of how I got an AS50 and a lot of goodies this evening. Oh and 4 hours later I got killed by a hacker in a t90 so its all gone now

What is your highest body count per one life so far? Do you have screenshots of the mass of bodies you caused? Post em here! I got up to 502 today before I was killed by a friend who wasn't paying attention and stuck an entire 30 round AK clip in my face from 5 meters.

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

Its hacked.

I had been running from a single zombie for about 15 minutes then happen upon a crowbar, I pick it up and it took 9 swings for the thing to go down, and with its dying swing it knocked me out and i bled to death. So what I am wondering is are they meant to be this weak or am I doing something wrong?

They are only friendly until they find you,

I was expecting a complaint thread, but I got this instead. Sarcasm withheld.

There is a punishment system, They lose ammo

Tell me, Did you happen to come from TF2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcGx0oLXZZE&feature=autoplay&list=PLAAAC9186FBD3964B&playnext=9

I downloaded the correct file for the latest patch but when I run the program it says it updated but it didnt work and just stayed as the 2nd most recent. help? Clarification: I am stuck on 93701

I shall attempt this now Thank you tomo that is what I was doing wrong. If ever I see you in game for your help in this matter You will be rewarded with a ration of beans and pepsi

The only real reaction I had to your complaint. *sorry i couldnt be of any help*

Link? I guess ill watch while i try to get help installing the latest beta patch.

Im going to do this but img oing to go into direct channel and yell WAAAGH!!!!!!

Oh and one other thing

To be completely honest. I didn't understand a damned thing in this entire post. P.S. OP It isn't all DayZ try the regular warfare multiplayer.

Turn your attention to the patch where within 30 seconds of the server coming up there were 2000 zeds on the map and the server crashed slightly after

Well once I find an axe and can figure out why I cant get the game to update to the most recent beta so I can play on servers... Im going to go ahead with my original plan and WAAAGH! my way through cherno with an axe bash'n all dem space marienz

I reloaded mine, But seriously I could cave a head in with one or two swings with a crowbar but this is ridiculous. You will lose half your blood before killing the zombie with a melee weapon.

Oh well you lost your stuff, along with everybody else. Now quit complaining and go get more stuff.

Even when I downloaded it from the arma site or whatever it fails to register that Im using it so i just rolled back to 1711