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you are definitely trolling and not very good at it i might add survivor1431. im guessing they banned u but didnt ip ban u so u just made another acct? how dissapointing is life for you that this is your only way to get ur jollys? back on topic tho, i personally would like to seethe devs fix bugs and add the bow and notes/books. any other content should be scrapped untill these things are in again.

one of the greatest games of all time in my opinion!

this is a tricky situation as depending on scenario i do believe in second chances. sry for the previous troll postbut cheating in multiplayer games gets me real salty. on one hand a person may realize the error of their ways and never do it again. so they may argue "if i have learned not to cheat can i not have a second chance?" onthe other hand one may argue that you knew cheats were not allowed and the risks in using them and still chose to use those cheats therefor accepting the consequences. in this case a perminant ban. if they give you "another chance" and unban you, does this not say to everyone else that cheating is ok as there is no consequences? hell does it not say to you yourself to cheat again? there is unfortunately no way for one to show that they have actually learned their lesson, so in 9 times out of 10 if not more i would say it is better to not give another chance in this situation. it is a sad situation for someone to be in, however people still need to see and understand the seriousness of cheating in any multiplayer game. one person cheating can VERY easily ruin the experience for everyone else on a server.

k on a serious note though, there is a way to fix this and bypass battleeye so u can cheat as much as you want and its actually rather simple. dont share this information as they may fix the exploit if you do. so first unplug your pc and open it up. inside you will find several parts. you will want to locate your gpu and remove it, do this carefully to avoid any damage. you will then want to gently wrap the gpu in a layer of paper towel and then a layer of aluminum foil. once this is done you will want to place it in your microwave. you will need to set the microwave on high and run it for 2 minutes and 48 seconds. you will see sparks but do not worry, this is just the gpu expelling excess energy from the last time it was used. once this is complete you need to reinstall gpu. if this fails it may just be that your motherboard is not suited to be run on microwaves, in this case you simply need to do the same with your motherboard and all should be well. you will be back to duping and teleporting throughout chernarus in no time.

haha dont they sell pretry much everything at one location or another? good call tho shoulda used a better example, dont know why canoes popped into my noggin 😛

no sympathy. expense should not be the teason not to cheat. it should be avoided because it ruins the game ad a whole for everyone else playing it. if i get caught stealing a canoe from walmart and am banned for theft should i be able to just buy a different colored jacket and go back to walmart because i say "i would never steal again"?

thanks mcwendy! was gonna type something similar but no matter how many times i read "im almost 19 years old" i still cant help but get the feeling i would be typing to a 13 year old. its threads like this that give me that feeling... i guess i shouldnt talk... ive been in my share of childish arguements here and have made more than my share of childish troll comments. although that being said... usually its because of a lack of sleep or being grumpy after a long day at work.... i dont think i have ever started a thread with the intent of starting childing arguements...

i think the main problem playing dayz on console..... is that you are playing on console

haha was just bein a turd. hats off to the guessers

so........100% today? ...maybe i was correct about speculation? ...maybe waiting for actual announcements is better?

speculation causes nothing but confusion and dissapointment when the person presenting their release theories is inevitably wrong. just wait until they make the official announcement of a date or untill it is released. any theories outside of that are more harmful than helpful.

honestly, i loved the experience. got my heart thumpin the way only dayz can. originally i thought bleed chance was too small on the infected but that was before i noticed the sheer number of them. amable to fight them with fists but when u get hit with 3 or 4 of em at once it is still a good threat. liked how difficult it was to find food and water (did not use 3rd party maps at all, and will not). all in all i would say my gaming experience was awesome. i think the only thing i would consider tweeking would be to maybe start with a slightly higher hydration level so as to give u another 20 mins or so to find that first drink. otherwise tho.... just epic. as for the "paywall" everyone is complaining about. dont let em get to you. we all gotta get paid for the work we do, and y'all are doing great work. not to mention if i understand correctly, its just the map we will be paying for anyway (i definately will).

sweet. am on night shift tomorrow. if u leave em up overnight ill be on all night

where do i find rocks to make knives with. have only played a cpl times since we could just make em on the beach.

played my first session in what feels like forever.... so happy. i hope the price isnt too high but i love livonia and will def buy the dlc when it drops. id prob tweek the zeds so they did a bit more damage and higher bleed chance maybe but otherwise it was so enjoyable. first 2 toons died to sickness, it was great. drank from river on first cuz was losing health to dehydration, puked so very very much. died shortly after that. second try i refused to drink river water so just kept searching till health was low. killed as many zeds as possible hoping to find food/water with no luck. water meter got to empty and i started to lose health but i stumbled across a pile of human meat from some poor souls murder. health was crazy low so i ate a cpl pieces of the meat, figured id eventually find a knife so i could make a drill kit and start a fire to cook the rest. was a bad idea. gave me some hydration and health but that just gave me false security and i ate the rest. it was a death sentence. on third life now and am about half hour in. some nice fellow gave me a can of peaches and i found a hatchet. got jumped from behind a little while ago by a guy with a crowbar but managed to kill him before he got me. he had a bit of food and a can of spite. think ill be ok for a bit now. just gotta find a knife. gotta say before the one guy jumped me i ran into 4 seperate different people that all turned out to be friendly. am definately pleased with the ratio.

....ouch...... boy.....out of all the childish arguements and trolling comments i still had never been called a boy.... IM A MAN DAMMIT! lol im just kidding, no offense taken

it isnt a bug. it is a means of stopping people from server hopping to gain advantage. i would rather be stuck on one server than have to deal with all the server hopping pew pew idiots. is a small price to pay. try a privat server. then u will not be so dissapointed as u will know in advance that you cannot switch servers

wouldnt a true fan of the game be more upset about the fact that the br mode exists when bows and fishing still dont, instead of being mad that he cant move on to a new game... (br just isnt dayz imo, not saying it wont be fun)

twitter is the devil

"If you're gonna spew, spew into this"

England, Australia/new Zealand (just the dudes), have that disarming accent. they could be shooting at me but if theyre talking ill still trust em

lol I see what ur saying I just dont see the need to get rid of them. if they made them hella rare and got rid of server hopping then only made them spawn in dangerous areas with a very small chance almost no one would have them and anyone who did would be too afraid to engage anyone with them. they would end up being used to hide more effectively

wouldnt making all servers private and then making nvgs rare entirely solve the issue? if they were hard to find and server hopping was impossible then the advantage they give a player wouldn't matter. the player with the nvg would never engage as he would be too scared to end up losing the nvg that it took him 7 hours to find. as for the "I cant see and they can" argument, isnt this very similar to the advantage someone has when they have a good scope and you do not? and scopes are everywhere.

are u by chance sitting 45 feet from your TV and only using one hand with ur ps4 controller? u have to be the first person in 7 years to ever complain that the zeds are too strong... u should try minecraft on creative mode or something.... the difficulty level might be a little more your speed...or I dunno.... or some kind of sesame street put the garbage into the trashcan simulator or something

is fair enough. I had a great time but ur right. I'll probably put in20 or 30 hours and then need a break again. just never turned into all we had hoped for. I really miss the old hermit days. so much fun is just missing