Luc Tonnerre

YAY we have unlimited ammo now pressing R after a shot puts a bullet back in your inventory each time ^^ i like

This is an outrage! not really

anyone else started as freshy? or just me again?

that's because DayZ gods love you!

be nice now!

Don't know about the reason for the sudden queuing system but I do know that I would really appreciate a fixed roadmap for the next month. I have the feeling that they are randomly choosing their tasks and are showing really bad timing when it comes to patches. I might be tottally wrong about the randomness but due to a lack of infos I have to come to such a conclusion. A little more structured info would be really nice, devs :)

whoa, shots fired! Now you better run and hide behind a small pinetree before the mods find you. good luck on topic: Maybe i'll try to do a little remix (good idea IMT) since I am learning youtube stuff and video editing anyway. Want to start a little DayZ series if I get the hang of it.

How can you still speak of sanity? This isn't even madness! THIS IS ALPHA!!! ye i know that was a bad one :D

I hate no DayZ for over a week. And I hate this movie because it reminds me of no DayZ for over a week.

give us 0.60 I say! *holding breath until I get my 0.60* (edit) really bad idea

I get sad where others get enraged I think. Anyway, I thought I can deal with a lot of crap without getting emotionally unbalanced, but apparently I can't crap

wow seriously? no update, no nuffing? I am disappointed really

imo dayz should only be about apple picking. I like picking apples

ye everybody gets kicked by battleye after a minute or so

Can't help the way I was born spawned. I feel pretty tho

it takes up to 5-10minutes to get in... either you get the town-overview screen or a black screen. Just wait...and wait..and wait... and BANG you're in :D edit: I think there is something new with the inventory UI ohboy ohboy ohboy*...can't wait to play... *I'm so hyped and i'm not even sure why :D

lol not sure how why where when who and what, but I thought I give it a try and start up dayZ again - and guess what: after 5minutes looking at a black screen I suddenly spawned at the coast as freshspawn on UK-27... dayz gods must love me :D (edit) That happened when I clicked on my inventory toon :) (edit2) oh and then my toon took a dive into the dirtroad and started swimming seconds before I got teleported into the water between Skalisty and the shore :)

no PMs here, sorry. Just got that fat old ugly witch and she's doing pretty good imo. The term in question here merely refers to the grade of malfeasance and unscrupulousness of our political class ;)

Will the devs be in the office today? I'm asking because here in Germanistan we have some christian holiday and most people have a day off.

OMG, how can I still laughing tears whenever I see them? I thought I was over it and now you post this... Now I'm gonna have to go and watch more, all thanks to you! Hope you are happy

The devs ways are inscrutable

yes, I hope the bodies will stay as long as possible. Hopefully we will be able to manipulate them, like dragging bodies around, load them in a car and such. I will become a gravedigger in that case and I will personally make sure there is always work for me to do ;)

That would cause a massive rate of dead devs. They would just starve to death or simply fall apart due to a lack of sleep. We still need them, mind you ;) 'murricapls

except for the server crashes 0.60 is as playable/unplayable or bugged as any other version before. I hope they only hold back 0.60 to fix the crashes because I can easily live with the rest of the bugs.

wait guys, this here will help: