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I am sure all the Arma 2 players knew about this already; however, I did not. Here is a video on how to customize your skin like the joker, batman etc. Enjoy!

I hope you all get off DayZ ( and my nuts) with the personal attacks and stop pretending to actually know what Rocket's intentions are from a twitter update, (lol) I will not be watching these forums since its pretty clear that the community has gone south for awhile now with mob mentality group think, conformity, etc etc. Maybe since the WarZ failed or perhaps Redditors came through here or even one of the most popular DayZ Youtubers shows the community its okay to Hack and make videos about it. Regardless, the hyperbole of attacking me personally when I state simple facts like: You are blinded by the hyper fangirlsm, wake up dudes. Bohemia only cares what corporations care about: Money. (are you surprised?) Which includes playing you little DayZ cheerleaders to the bank. (Kickstarter perks bros! get em while their hot!) Also, if you guys are really mad at me, feel free to rage on this forum more, I assure you I will read your comments and lose sleep over them.

The fanboyism and group think is strong in this thread. Have a real discussion about the tactics of a companies game release? Ain't nobody got time for that.

At this point its pretty clear that the idea of a "Minecraft" model is a marketing strategy. As well as the talk of a "Kickstarter". Gangas gonna gang but I hope Bohemia realizes that their strategy to make the game more accessible by stringing us along for a few months is losing the players that were around early on. You want to release in a year? Cool. How about 2? Even better. Stop giving us 6 month dates when all they are doing is using A2OA assets ported to the A3 engine while marketing for another year. Its one thing to make a release date. Its another thing to keep pushing it back under false pretences. I am so gullable to think this game would be accessed by Dec and now June? Seems legit.

They need to do something. The videos are awful and unbearable to watch. I am not the only one that feels this way. Maybe give the Reddit mods the ability to record next time.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I thought I would bring this back with the addition of machete's. I will probably be doing a Hunger Games next saturday. Watch the steam group, twitter and fanpage for invites. Enjjoy!

Yeah he is a total a**hole IRL too. I 100% agree man. We should ban together and boycott his videos and spread the word? You down?

He's a pretty big asshole dude. I don't think he can apologize enough tbh. I mean don't get me wrong, I think he is "ok" but damn dude, total Bandit tool. Like, if your not going to let me shoot you in the back after you blood bag me, then just don't play at all, right? I mean, if you don't help me find a gun to kill you with, you are a complete a-hole in DayZ.

02-11-2013 Los Angeles, Ca From the Desk of RHINOCRUNCH TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN: It has been brought to my attention that some of you forgot about rhinoCRUNCH. Some of you, perhaps forgot the massacre at the Elektro Firehouse where 7 innocent lives were shattered at the hand of my axe. Or perhaps you have forgotten the countless AS50 shots ringing through the streets of Cherno day and night. You have forgotten about my SUV barrel rolls, 500m enfield headshots, helicopter takedowns and hundreds who have been cut by my SAW simply trying to find a can of food. So then, brothers, here is my challenge: I challenge all of you who are going into standalone to man up and make yourselves known. Use your gamertag in game and fear not the scripting of a game we once knew. Lay it all on the line and hunt. Hunt for food. Hunt for water. Hunt for gear. But most importantly, don't become hunted by me. While you are squadding up and searching for food,I will be hunting each and everyone of you. If there is anything you have learned from DayZ, it is that players like me are the worst threat you will ever face. Good luck gentlemen, you will need it. Signed, Rhino PS. NOTSERIOUS.PNG

So, lets recap. -New Dev does noble thing by implementing community driven easter eggs in the form of in-game food (Removing what could potential become corporate sponsorship?) -Stampede of jealous and bitter Redditors spread mis-information and mob Reddit and forums screaming like children until they get their way claiming immersion when there are so many ridiculous illogical concepts in DayZ their argument is lunacy -New Dev doesn't stick by his guns and removes aforementioned implementation to remain political to a small minority of people (weak) Create a poll already so we can bury the hatchet. Hey look, a pun.

Welcome to the late show ladies and gentlemen I am David Letterman, here is our 10 features in DayZ that broke immersion for Redditors: 10. Having a knife you cant stab with. 9. Finding infinite amount of ammo, food and water bottles everywhere. 8. Not being able to fill a water bottle in a giant lake. 7. Being able to fix a pair of broken legs with a shot of morphine. 6. Being chased full sprint by Zombies until they come in doors. 5. Being able to use a keyboard to communicate with people. 4. Starting a fire with no kindle just a book of matches. 3. Being able to carry an engine block in your backpack. 2. Living after a gunshot wound to the chest as long as a non-licensed medical doctor administers a random blood bag that may or may not be your blood type to you. And the #1 Reason Redditors believe immersion has been broken is......................................... 1. Weird names of the brands of food we find.

If Razor/Rocket released a statement saying they can't get the actual product licenses (Coke, Pepsi) and they are using made up names, nobody would have made the connection. The parties upset have some ulterior motives (jealousy, envy, spite, hate) and contributing to our community does not consist of whining until you get your way on Reddit. I firmly support the use of DayZ Moderators, Community Hero's (and Bandits), Youtube Celebrities, Rockets Mom, Griffs dog, Matt's favorite color, spike the lizard and anybody or anything else the developers see fit in paying homage too for the success of something they achieved. Everyone else, back off, grow up and get over it.

Wow, I am really sad that I didn't get a model made :'(

This has to be the most enraging f***king thing I have read within this community. You mean to tell me a portion of people who play a mod (that is free - kind of like the rent you don't pay or the meals you don't cook at your Mother's house) are actually complaining about something they should have no right to complain about? This mod was released for free. These forums are free. The people who support the community since Day 1 earned the right to be a mod. They put their stripes in. What did you do, you whiney, jealous, undeserving little brat? They stood by the project before the bandwagon came through. Are they lucky? Maybe a little. But it has nothing to do with the fact that this mod, regardless of what right you think you have or voice you want to contribute is a privilege to play. Furthermore, if you think that names of in game food have any effect on anything other than your own jealousy, you are delusional. What you fail to realize is that playing this mod is a privilege. I don't care if you bought Arma 2 to play DayZ, you didn't buy DayZ yet so stop your crying. Finally, it is the developers discretion to put in anything they want, hence they are the developers. If you are so fu***ing cheeky and jealous that you actually wouldn't buy the standalone because of some in game food items named after people who supported the mod before you even knew it existed then let them get their reward you jealous, undeserving, whiny, fickle person, you. Anybody can see, you are just jealous and you should be happy for them, ashamed of yourself and apologize. Also, I said this before and I will say it again, fu** Reddit and the whiney little kid mods who run the DayZ subreddit. edit: Also, cut the crap with this "immersion" argument bullsh**. DayZ is played by people from all over the world with different types of food from different places so half these names could have been real food somewhere in Europe and I wouldn't have known the difference. There is some products here in California that you wouldn't have any clue were real or named after moderators if people hadn't said it.

First I want to say, I know there are a lot of these "features in DayZ" and Reddit has a picture board with all the most wanted features on the main page of the DayZ subreddit occasionally. But If you allow me, I would like to share with you where I would like to see DayZ eventually. Or however long it takes. Most of these probably wont make the cut but a man can dream. The Server. I would love to be able to log into a game server in which the map was procedurally created or parts of it. A map that interlinks across multiple servers as a continuation of the map I am on. A server where there is no death messages, side chat or any form of in game communication other than an actual microphone direct chat. (This means no direct chat via keyboard as well and a next to nothing GUI). I would like to log in to a persistent map that covers multiple mountain regions, valleys, plains, rivers, lakes and abandoned cities. I would like to know that on any give time, there are hundreds of players out there, just like me, just trying to make it by and there are hundreds of servers. And we are all just a map journey away from each-other in a vast network of the largest online map ever created. The Shelter I would like to to see the emphasis of construction and destruction on your shelter. This can be anything from creating concrete pits around the house to trap zombies at night, a fail safe to burn the house down in an effort to escape a bandit raid or even completely deconstruct the house for materials one piece of drywall and nail at a time. I would like to log in and hope that the items I have worked so hard to collect are still going to be in the secret part of the floor and duffel bag I left them in and Bandits didn't raid it while I was away. Or even log into my Clan's base and take turns on post, watching for Bandits and accepting new survivors at our homemade gate compound. The Gear I would like to see everything imaginable in the real world made available in game. Items that aren't counted worthy like paint so I can paint my bunker white to let players know it is a friendly safe house (or abandoned), mace to decommission bandits and even a defibrillator to bring back downed friends. I would like to see commodities like sugar and schematics to craft a hydroponics system to grow indoor vegetables since scouting helicopters might find my crops if they were outside become so rare they become worth actual real money. Crafting I would like to see the reinvention of weapons from the middle ages with a wasteland / madmax twist on them for home defense. Where you will think twice about walking up to someones house unannounced for fear of a homemade flamethrower, shotgun tripwire or net that catches and traps you. I would like to see in game drugs like an alcohol distillery, meth lab (too much Breaking Bad? lol) and green sustainable energy like solar panels become available. The Zombies I would like to see hordes of zombies in cities and at night constantly roaming around aimlessly. I would like to be forced to sneak around my own home because the sound could set the horde off outside if they happened to be in my neighborhood. Or even have to drench the house in alcohol because they might smell me or a bandits dog might smell the food inside. I would like to see difficulty in zombies appear like children, fat people, athletic/strong zombies and even women zombies. Even pregnant zombies. (You will shoot other players in the head no problem but the sound of an NPC zombie who is a pregnant woman offends you?) The Core At its core, I wouldn't like to see to anything fundamentally change about the game but increase in difficulty and mirror reality as much as possible. Adding a narrative, skill trees, talents, or anything that will differentiate from its core is something I wouldn't be interested in. The engine is perfect, the simulator gives you anxiety like no other. I just would like to see it reach the level of World of Warcraft subscriber-ship and mirror realism to reach its maximum potential. I think it would keep a lot of people interested for a very long time. Will it ever happen? Who knows..but a man can dream.

Baby clowns bro....seriously. Thanks alot...... Who needs to sleep with the lights off anyway...... -_______- I don't think any of these are too unrealistic but yes, very time consuming. I think the market is there to make the project I mentioned a very successful MMORPG but who knows if we can ever expect to see it.

Regardless of whatever story you want to portray, your entire clan is comprised of banned players from the Crunch Army who knowingly cheats on servers using hacks you buy including for reasons associating with known cheaters (Like you a bloke, a different bloke, Treekyn, Zhan52.). Sorry guys but its like racism, if you aren't apart of the solution you are part of the problem. :/ You can reapply on the forums next year! Godspeed and good luck in standalone without any scripts or the company of such gents with such access to thine weapontry. :'((

Oh, is that why you guys stopped 'hanging with me?' I thought it was because I banned you and every single member of your little hack squad including you Ricky. Don't get it twisted, son. Teammmmmm Rejects! lmfao

When ESO drops. YO ITS BEAN MARINE FROM THE DAYZ FORUMS

Hey look, the hacker who got banned from my community is posting videos of his Youtube channel on the DayZ forums. Seems legit.

The dead linger has procedurally generated maps. The other thing I really like is the idea of the maps being connected so its just one giant map spread across a network of servers. You hit a certain border, bam you have changed servers. (Kind of like the way WoW does it now when you leave a main city, you are brought to a main server for your battlegroup) All the technology is there to create everything I mentioned. It would just take years. I don't know how long peoples attention span for DayZ is going to be though.

If you cant figure out how to work a microphone in a video game. You deserve to die...(in game).

I just realized how ridiculously I am going to be so outnumbered and out squaded. Anybody feel like squading up? I will be on top of the Cherno firestation. Low blood, low food. Will trade blood transfusions for my nvgs.........