Cyric (DayZ)

An ALT F4 champion, I see. <_< As for the video, probably would've been funnier if we could hear you yell "HOLY SHIT!" - which I assume you probably did, I would've. ;)

Read the OP, it explains very clearly how to post in this thread.

Toolbox, 'nuff said.

AMIRITE?!

Instructions on how to create and post a de-motivational poster are in the OP... :mellow:

Great video!

I think it's a combination of having a bad attitude towards "losing", being conditioned by today's generation of "silver platter" games, and just being bad at the game therefore encouraging the idea that the game is difficult.

Is it weird to have a boner after watching this? :unsure:

LOL! Sonic chase music and Guile assault music, absolutely hilarious.

DayZ parkour, lol...

Adapt and survive, gentlemen, adapt and survive.

This needs to be a t-shirt or an official wallpaper or something... I'd trust her even if it killed me. :wub:

Ugh, while I like the new forums I'm a little annoyed how apparently the BBCode format is now unavailable. Hence, my thread is all clusterfucked now... excuse the mess while I attempt to fix what I can. EDIT: Fixed what I could, enjoy! :D

Lol, I've done that a couple times with a sniper rifle. Scared the shit out of my squad, lol, "Misfire! Sorry guys..." followed by mass facepalming. :P To the OP, no. I've never had the issue you're describing.

I don't understand how effectively using camouflage is considered OP, but I don't care enough to argue the point since I know how it'll turn out anyway.

Zed is probably my favorite poster on this forum, everything he says makes me LOL. I am a ZedsDeadBaby fanboi, I admit it. :blush:

I haven't bothered logging in yet due to all the issues that seem to be happening. One thing of interest is just how many people own(ed) an L85... I hope it got ninja removed, thermal is OP in the DayZ universe.