Rags!

Well, clearly the game doesn't think you understand.

Then...maybe don't look for it?

Elaborate. Is all you do look for AK parts? There's a whole lot of game in between the military bases. You know, walking, meeting people, surviving, looting...I don't know how you would get bored looking for AK parts. Is the hope of finding a Kalashnikov the only thing that keeps you invested in the game? I haven't had one in AGES and I have a gay ol' time with DayZ.

Yea, I haven't had an AK with a magazine and ammo in quite some time. Of course, I normally avoid military bases for the most part. Of course, that means I see less people with AKs, too. So that's a plus. I don't mind them being so rare, but them seem excessively rare nowadays. All that really does, it seems, is encourage people to server hop to get them.

I can personally confirm that you can kill multiple people in one blast, since I have killed multiple zombies in one shotgun blast before.

If I'm wrong, then you're calling the Devs liars since they are the ones who have clearly stated that bug fixing is not the primary concern of the Alpha, adding new content is. But if you consider this "thrashing"...

They should just put up some signs that say "Welcome to Iowa". Immersion restored.

I don't like it, either. I think this is a bad addition to the game and it will only encourage poorer displays of behavior.

Devs have stated more times than can be counted that the Alpha is not focused on bug fixing. It's focused on adding new content into the game. You've been here since January. This is a very basic concept that you should know by now. How you are unaware of this boggles my mind. I've played the game over 500 hours, and this bug has only killed me about four times that I can remember. Which is about once every 125 hours. Which I wouldn't really call "Game Breaking". The people I play with know about this glitch...and we simply don't go to places where it can happen if we aren't prepared to take the risk of getting killed by the bug. Saying that the top priority for the Devs is to fix a leg breaking bug that only happens in certain places that you can simply avoid going to is idiotic. Have any of you ever considered...oh, I don't know...simply not going onto the places that the bug could kill you in? Has that thought ever crossed your mind? If it has and you continue to put yourself at risk knowing the possibilities and then complaining about it being Bohemia's fault is hardly something you can blame on them. That's just stupidity. And there ain't no bug fixin' for that.

Or I could continue being correct.

Well, it's a better suggestion than "Let's put fucking in the game."

Wait, wait...why would you pour bleach down his throat if you're going to eat him? That seems counterproductive.

It's your fault for doing it over and over again. Wiser humans would have learned faster than you did.

I remember the first time I felt connected to my loot...

So...how's the fifth grade coming along?

This must be your first day on the Internet.

Would you rather have glorious vaginal sex with Scarlett Johansson and her identical clone in every room of your home which is now made out of money, or would you rather shove your penis into a meat grinder and then be forced to consume it? This question is about as difficult to answer as yours is.

Bugfixing to prevent your avoidable occasional deaths is not an Alpha concern.

No, it shouldn't.

While the appeal of listening to Three Dog giving me the news no matter how bad it hurts on the radio doesn't sound too bad, I think that silence is golden. We can always play our own music, too.

All these pesky multiplayers games would be so much safer without the other players.

If you close your eyes, you won't see any food. Desperation will be guaranteed!

Avast, ye scurvy malware!