Rags!

By the powers of Greyskull, I summon the moderators...!!!!

Yea, my character is a super cool Navy Seal Team 6 sniper with 200 confirmed quickscopes in Iraq who was on his way to battle ISIS in the Middle East when the boat I made with my own two hands hit a tsunami and I was forced to drink my own urine to survive. Good thing I piss Mountain Dew.

I fired a suppressed P1 pistol in Polana and it still alerted zombies.

That would be my screenshot that I posted on the Exp topic. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/217217-experimental-branch-052-holiday-special-discussion/page-2 Thanks for giving me credit.

Sandwiches

"literally found at least a dozen" "I found more than 12"

I don't understand how these things relate.

I saw this video on the YouTube machine, and I was...actually surprised how effective it was. If you could make a suppressor like this for a weapon, that could be very neat-o indeed.

Oh god, please be this.

And the shitty guys have a disappointing weekend.

Hard to believe that just yesterday I posted this:

Famous quotes that apply to DayZ. Post ones that come to mind here.

You are telling me that surviving an attack, losing him and then finding him again without his knowledge, tracking him down, following him, getting ahead of him, finding an item he will pick up, poisoning it, and then escaping again is a "more passive and safer way of killing somebody"? Do they have a name for the stuff you're smokin'?

Frustration in DayZ only stems from people who have the expectation that this game is finished and that they will not encounter issues.

Yea, it's unfortunate for me. And I'm honestly...I'm honestly fine with it if they are rare. I really am. A high capacity addition for an already rare or uncommon weapon is fine in the long run. But...server hopping and duping take all "rare" items and turn them into "My clan and I expect to all have these in seventeen minutes." I guess that's the real issue that I have right now with the game...everybody has Kalashnikovs and M4s and dupe them for their friends and server hop to obtain them in the first place. If these magazines and weapons are as rare as they are intended to be then I can totally deal with that. I can even learn to appreciate the value that my character will gain upon the rare times I find one of these.

And you sound like somebody who uses "lol" outside of parody.

I like your picture of the Soviet Anti-Air battalion.

I don't think that a 71 round magazine is something that DayZ needs. I already think that the drum mag for the AK and the silly coupled sixty round M4 mags are way too much and shouldn't be in the game, either.

Don't worry. It's coming.

We should start a new topic in a few days of famous quotes that apply to DayZ.

I would just like to point out that I dream in 144 fps.

That will never happen.

I don't think the problem is that there aren't enough consequences for killing everybody on sight, there's a lack of advantage in NOT doing it. Right now, survival is so easy and zombies are such a non-threat that killing other players is only advantageous to you. It's the fastest way to gear up (except duping/server hopping). Right now, there's just not enough of a reason to make contact with people and talk with them or communicate.

Which of you dumbasses voted for "Yes"?