Hello all, I go by the handle Gumwars, Gummy for short. I started playing DayZ a few, ahem, days ago and was instantly whacked. For whatever reason, the game spawned me in a town near the coast, in a culvert, with no clothes. I watched all sorts of videos online before taking the plunge and never saw a person get started off with no shoes, shirt, or pants. I figured, okay, it can happen. The apocalypse hits while you're on the can and you've gotta get moving. Or some maurading group broke into the same lab Tom Cruise was pickled in at the end of Vanilla Sky, and just popped the top in some random ditch. Okay, no clothes. Cool. So I spent like an hour looking for clothes. Found some and a bitchin hat. Still no shoes. I find lots of guns, but no ammo. Cool, I can see that happening. Gotta kill zombies, guns need food too. I'm walking through a passageway between buildings and outta nowhere I get smacked from behind. Insta-dead. I still wonder what the murdering SOB that jacked a dude with no shoes was thinking when he was rummaging through the total lack of anything I was carrying. So, the game respawns me as a black woman. For the record, I am not a black woman. I have nothing against black women but prefer not playing as one. I tried, and failed, to change at least my gender. So, okay, cool, I can roll with this. I'm currently near the airfield in the center of the map having just beat the ever living undead poop out of one zombie, which took a painfully long time. I'm guessing that's why the pros don't roll with baseball bats in the movies...just takes too damn long. I have a pistol (.45 semi) and .45 ACP rounds, which I can't seem to load in the weapon. So far I've run into one other player who mumbled something incoherent and took off running like Usain Bolt. He scared the piss out of me and I miss him so much! The second contact with another person that proved not everyone in this game is out to stick a crowbar in your nugget and he jets! Granted, I'm looking kinda rough, but not bandity. I wonder what the hell is going to happen next?