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Red_Ensign

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  1. Red_Ensign

    The Story of The No Pants Man

    I laughed, I cried, I put on some pants.
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    Typicall Day Z Encounter

    probably 3/4 of the players I run into aren't hostile. you guys are hanging around in the wrong neighborhoods.
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    glitched in wall with a broken leg

    log into a really high population server and just type in chat for someone to shoot you. should happen fairly quickly.
  4. Red_Ensign

    Is anyone in DayZ Standalone friendly?

    today in elektro I saved a new respawn who was losing a fight with 3 zombies. I told him to get up a ladder, and then I cleared the area of zombies for him. I gave him the all clear and when he came down I gave him a bag of rice and some spare bandages. he never made an aggressive move towards me the whole time. doing this is risky. but it's satisfying as hell when it goes right. totally worth the risk.
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    Whats your favorite location on the map?

    did I say piggies? sorry, I meant kittens and babies. XD
  6. lol the first couple weeks I played this game my eyes dried out because I wasn't blinking, and you just wandered away to take a dump???
  7. Red_Ensign

    ram attack from zombies

    they already have a ram attack - they glitch you through walls into rooms you can't get out of.
  8. Red_Ensign

    How do you usually play?

    in hc I make a bow and go hunt boars. in reg I... I forget. it's been a while.
  9. Red_Ensign

    Our First Night Playing 0.47 Patch.

    if he'd put the gun away there'd only be 2 or 3 zombies to deal with
  10. Red_Ensign

    Player Stats?

    oh please god no. I've seen too many (one) games turned toxic by stats bullshit.
  11. Red_Ensign

    Anyone near ship? Berezino?

    nothing weird about that. if I'd seen this sooner I'd have come down there with a spliff splint.
  12. Red_Ensign

    Arrows for the craftable bow

    yeah they're really common. the bow is my only ranged weapon, and I find way more arrows than I use.
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    Whats your favorite location on the map?

    fields full of tasty piggies.
  14. Red_Ensign

    I just had an amazing idea

    you spam bullets at other players, you get ruined gear from them.
  15. Red_Ensign

    Say whaaaaaaat?

    stylish. good camo if you're standing waist deep in a pond. XD
  16. Red_Ensign

    Char' restart & campers....

    screw being brave - your first choice should always be to not die. dying bravely is what boys think men do.
  17. Red_Ensign

    I'm a hero in dayz SA! Ask me anything!

    how fast could two swallows carrying a coconut, gripping it by the husk, get from dolina to balota, and how many times would their coconut be ruined by zombies en route?
  18. Red_Ensign

    What items would you kill someone for? An MP5K?

    my game isn't to ruin your game. also, how bad are you at looting if you can't get your own rags.
  19. Red_Ensign

    Zombies fighting ?

    they've been doing that for a while.
  20. Red_Ensign

    survival gear 2.0

    yeah that would be nice.
  21. Red_Ensign

    So how would you like dogs in the game?

    pffft I want domesticated zombies. 'hey zombie, smack that other player 2 floors above us'
  22. Red_Ensign

    Where am i?

    look at the sign on your way out of the town
  23. Red_Ensign

    The paramedic Challenge

    I don't carry a primary weapon (just a bow) and I have enough morphine to heal a baseball team. it's my hc character though.
  24. Red_Ensign

    See through walls

    are walls even a thing in this game? I thought they were painted air.
  25. Red_Ensign

    [Being nice] Should I rob people for their M4A1?

    if you see someone with an m4 you might as well shoot them, because they're about to shoot you.
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