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Everything posted by Red_Ensign
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If anyone is looking for a LongHorn...
Red_Ensign replied to LucidHills's topic in General Discussion
I've run into him in-game (fixed his leg) and he didn't shoot me in the face. he's trustworthy. but of course anyone reading this could set a trap... :-p -
some servers will freeze you to death way faster than others. change servers and build a fire.
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WARNING Don't log out while climbing a ladder!
Red_Ensign replied to Jeramy's topic in New Player Discussion
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that dang steak, cooking question
Red_Ensign replied to Brimstone99's topic in New Player Discussion
put 5 steaks meat in the pot. remove the one on the far left and cook. when they become cooked steaks they move left into the empty spot. that should help if you have trouble seeing when they're done. -
I fucking HATE that bug that switches out your weapon in a fight. with me it pulls out my damn compass and sometimes my fucking MAP. how does something like that even happen, programming-wise? left-click x2 = 9.... how, exactly?
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long range scopes are pretty common in the multi-door garages.
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no, silly. chicken coops have uzis. and goats.
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looks like it could work *trades beans for good idea, is satisfied*
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I went on a date in DayZ. It ended stereotypically.
Red_Ensign replied to VIDEOSAUR (DayZ)'s topic in Gallery
*clicks on title about a typical date, sees livestock, leaves quickly* -
using out-of-game information to give you an advantage in a game is scummy. no question. doesn't matter what the game is. and going after a particular player like that is just lame and small.
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Still no private shards available! Why?
Red_Ensign replied to seifeler's topic in General Discussion
just rent a server and kick everyone who joins. plenty of servers have been doing that with nobody stopping them. -
How much of DayZ have you experienced?
Red_Ensign replied to Death By Crowbar's topic in General Discussion
yep. you can improve it from badly damaged to damaged with a stone. mine the stone and add it your fireplace kit (if you carry one) and it takes up no space that way. -
How much of DayZ have you experienced?
Red_Ensign replied to Death By Crowbar's topic in General Discussion
never found a tent or caught a fish, but done everything else. I only gave blood when I knew mine and the recipient's blood type (I often carry test kits). my hardcore hunts with a bow exclusively, and technically the only thing I'd NEED to go into town for are chicken feathers and matches. feathers from one chicken last forever if you aim carefully. -
DayZ Standalone - Beav - Starvation Simulator (Exp 0.50)
Red_Ensign replied to BeaverProductions's topic in Gallery
whoa, defensive. perhaps if they spawn more that's MORE reason not to ignore them. and there wasn't a 'firefight' going on - there was you stalking bambis and ignoring zombies to do so. and as for giving away your position, the other player hears the zombies grunting and beating on you - a gunshot isn't telling him anything new. not that you should ever shoot a zombie in a city. good job. carry on. -
DayZ Standalone - Beav - Starvation Simulator (Exp 0.50)
Red_Ensign replied to BeaverProductions's topic in Gallery
from the way you ignore zombies that are on you, I'm surprised you live long enough to starve. -
why is it dodgy when someone types in chat? not everyone has a mic.
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Horrible FPS in cities after recent patches
Red_Ensign replied to Mukaparska's topic in General Discussion
is your name sheldon? you obviously don't recognize sarcasm. just never mind - go be serious in some else's direction now. -
you can sort the server list by ping. take the lowest.
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everything is huge and the game wont start
Red_Ensign replied to jsb010393 (DayZ)'s topic in Troubleshooting
if the above doesn't work, just go to the video menu and set the resolution of your interface first. then it should let you set your game resolution etc properly. -
paramedic and police pants only have 4 storage. never seen firefighter pants - is there such a thing yet?
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Horrible FPS in cities after recent patches
Red_Ensign replied to Mukaparska's topic in General Discussion
done. please allow 4 to getbent weeks for delivery. and please google 'sarcasm'. -
I'm sure. I have 6 of them in my improvised bag of holding. with my grail.
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they spawn at albino unicorn crash sites.
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I magically broke my legs. Guess where.
Red_Ensign replied to EvilTigerAce's topic in General Discussion
what's funny is I've been up those stairs like a thousand times with no problem. but standing in the middle of the floor in a building nowhere near stairs... broke legs 4 times. :-/