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Red_Ensign

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  1. Red_Ensign

    If anyone is looking for a LongHorn...

    I've run into him in-game (fixed his leg) and he didn't shoot me in the face. he's trustworthy. but of course anyone reading this could set a trap... :-p
  2. Red_Ensign

    Nerf Hypothermia

    some servers will freeze you to death way faster than others. change servers and build a fire.
  3. why would you log out on a ladder, anyway?
  4. Red_Ensign

    that dang steak, cooking question

    put 5 steaks meat in the pot. remove the one on the far left and cook. when they become cooked steaks they move left into the empty spot. that should help if you have trouble seeing when they're done.
  5. Red_Ensign

    Please Stop Auto-assigning Hotkeys

    I fucking HATE that bug that switches out your weapon in a fight. with me it pulls out my damn compass and sometimes my fucking MAP. how does something like that even happen, programming-wise? left-click x2 = 9.... how, exactly?
  6. Red_Ensign

    Mosin & Heli Crash Sites

    long range scopes are pretty common in the multi-door garages.
  7. Red_Ensign

    Can't find those dang tents

    no, silly. chicken coops have uzis. and goats.
  8. Red_Ensign

    I created a DayZ trading platform

    looks like it could work *trades beans for good idea, is satisfied*
  9. Red_Ensign

    I went on a date in DayZ. It ended stereotypically.

    *clicks on title about a typical date, sees livestock, leaves quickly*
  10. Red_Ensign

    DISHONORABLE PLAYSTYLE - What Do You Think?

    using out-of-game information to give you an advantage in a game is scummy. no question. doesn't matter what the game is. and going after a particular player like that is just lame and small.
  11. Red_Ensign

    Still no private shards available! Why?

    just rent a server and kick everyone who joins. plenty of servers have been doing that with nobody stopping them.
  12. Red_Ensign

    How much of DayZ have you experienced?

    yep. you can improve it from badly damaged to damaged with a stone. mine the stone and add it your fireplace kit (if you carry one) and it takes up no space that way.
  13. Red_Ensign

    How much of DayZ have you experienced?

    never found a tent or caught a fish, but done everything else. I only gave blood when I knew mine and the recipient's blood type (I often carry test kits). my hardcore hunts with a bow exclusively, and technically the only thing I'd NEED to go into town for are chicken feathers and matches. feathers from one chicken last forever if you aim carefully.
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    DayZ Standalone - Beav - Starvation Simulator (Exp 0.50)

    whoa, defensive. perhaps if they spawn more that's MORE reason not to ignore them. and there wasn't a 'firefight' going on - there was you stalking bambis and ignoring zombies to do so. and as for giving away your position, the other player hears the zombies grunting and beating on you - a gunshot isn't telling him anything new. not that you should ever shoot a zombie in a city. good job. carry on.
  15. Red_Ensign

    DayZ Standalone - Beav - Starvation Simulator (Exp 0.50)

    from the way you ignore zombies that are on you, I'm surprised you live long enough to starve.
  16. Red_Ensign

    Rounding up survivors at Novo tower

    why is it dodgy when someone types in chat? not everyone has a mic.
  17. Red_Ensign

    Horrible FPS in cities after recent patches

    is your name sheldon? you obviously don't recognize sarcasm. just never mind - go be serious in some else's direction now.
  18. Red_Ensign

    Good Server for Middle East players

    you can sort the server list by ping. take the lowest.
  19. Red_Ensign

    everything is huge and the game wont start

    if the above doesn't work, just go to the video menu and set the resolution of your interface first. then it should let you set your game resolution etc properly.
  20. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    paramedic and police pants only have 4 storage. never seen firefighter pants - is there such a thing yet?
  21. Red_Ensign

    Horrible FPS in cities after recent patches

    done. please allow 4 to getbent weeks for delivery. and please google 'sarcasm'.
  22. Red_Ensign

    Worst Feeling Ever

    the feels...
  23. Red_Ensign

    Hey,do atlas bipods still spawn ingame?

    I'm sure. I have 6 of them in my improvised bag of holding. with my grail.
  24. Red_Ensign

    Hey,do atlas bipods still spawn ingame?

    they spawn at albino unicorn crash sites.
  25. Red_Ensign

    I magically broke my legs. Guess where.

    what's funny is I've been up those stairs like a thousand times with no problem. but standing in the middle of the floor in a building nowhere near stairs... broke legs 4 times. :-/
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