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Everything posted by Red_Ensign
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you can substitute in any pork recipe. (wait, was that out loud?)
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IRL lots of people take a bullet and keep coming. how many get an axe in the chest and keep coming? :-p
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who knows - they probably spawn on mountain peaks now. and m4's now spawn in goats.
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is it true my masturbation makes you cry?
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What should I keep and what should I drop/trade?
Red_Ensign replied to LucidHills's topic in General Discussion
keep the shotgun and the mp5. trade everything else for an mp5 mag. :-) dress as a bambi, have hidden ninja firepower. -
we could tag zombies! [edit] and deer! [edit] and spraypaint 'kick me' on new spawns :D
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inb4 devs covering their ears and going "LALALALALA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU"
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call me when you fight for lasagna.
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pristine cowboy hat, and ~12 guns that aren't mine. XD
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you can also click on user interface, set the resolution etc for that, and then it'll give you the proper options for rendering resolution.
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in reg I have: - an ak101 with all scope and flashlight, all parts pristine except worn butt, with 2 mags and 60 loose rounds - an mp5k with worn hand guard and 15-round mag looking for: - an fnx45 or an amphibia
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with most recent posts at the top, not the bottom.
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Why is this?! Sun shining through mountains and all buildings
Red_Ensign replied to Axezeroone's topic in Troubleshooting
yeah I noticed that too. not the glare, but shadows from the sun in a building when no direct sunlight was on me. weird. -
How to run up hills in DayZ Standalone [Cinematic tutorial]
Red_Ensign replied to natl59elite's topic in Gallery
cheesy, but I LOVE CHEESE. have some beans. -
goat riding ftw
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will I get banned if I server swap?
Red_Ensign replied to Lee_Harvey_Oswald's topic in New Player Discussion
dunno if there's actual punishment that happens (for... anything really), but if you have to ask if something's bannable, it's scummy at the very least. -
damned if I'm gonna lock myself into a room that a zombie (or six) can suddenly just fucking clip into.
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we don't need this video - a 10-year-old can figure out server hopping. many 10-year-olds do.
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No Servers / Maintenance / Patch Day
Red_Ensign replied to Toothpic's topic in New Player Discussion
are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? how about now? -
not sure what this means. if you're still looking for the mags I have 2.
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oh it's been fixed. a bunch of times. :-p if zombies are non-stop, you're probably using a gun to kill them. don't.
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when the game has you trapped like that, try walking sideways. sometimes you can wiggle past whatever barrier is stopping you. that's how I get out when I spawn under the floor of a building, etc.
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but do you have a flashlight?
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HACKER BOAR!
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HOLY CRAP nice shot on the bunny