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Red_Ensign

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  1. Red_Ensign

    Cannibalism

    you can substitute in any pork recipe. (wait, was that out loud?)
  2. Red_Ensign

    killed with an axe

    IRL lots of people take a bullet and keep coming. how many get an axe in the chest and keep coming? :-p
  3. Red_Ensign

    tents .50 where?

    who knows - they probably spawn on mountain peaks now. and m4's now spawn in goats.
  4. Red_Ensign

    Haven't played in a while

    is it true my masturbation makes you cry?
  5. Red_Ensign

    What should I keep and what should I drop/trade?

    keep the shotgun and the mp5. trade everything else for an mp5 mag. :-) dress as a bambi, have hidden ninja firepower.
  6. Red_Ensign

    New backpack?

    we could tag zombies! [edit] and deer! [edit] and spraypaint 'kick me' on new spawns :D
  7. Red_Ensign

    are duping and hack issues fixed ?

    inb4 devs covering their ears and going "LALALALALA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU"
  8. Red_Ensign

    Die for Freedom?

    call me when you fight for lasagna.
  9. Red_Ensign

    Your fetish item

    pristine cowboy hat, and ~12 guns that aren't mine. XD
  10. Red_Ensign

    Screen resolution problem

    you can also click on user interface, set the resolution etc for that, and then it'll give you the proper options for rendering resolution.
  11. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    in reg I have: - an ak101 with all scope and flashlight, all parts pristine except worn butt, with 2 mags and 60 loose rounds - an mp5k with worn hand guard and 15-round mag looking for: - an fnx45 or an amphibia
  12. Red_Ensign

    Trading Board

    with most recent posts at the top, not the bottom.
  13. yeah I noticed that too. not the glare, but shadows from the sun in a building when no direct sunlight was on me. weird.
  14. Red_Ensign

    How to run up hills in DayZ Standalone [Cinematic tutorial]

    cheesy, but I LOVE CHEESE. have some beans.
  15. Red_Ensign

    Improvised Vehicles

    goat riding ftw
  16. Red_Ensign

    will I get banned if I server swap?

    dunno if there's actual punishment that happens (for... anything really), but if you have to ask if something's bannable, it's scummy at the very least.
  17. Red_Ensign

    Locking doors in experimental.

    damned if I'm gonna lock myself into a room that a zombie (or six) can suddenly just fucking clip into.
  18. Red_Ensign

    *BEST WAY* to Loot Weapons in DayZ

    we don't need this video - a 10-year-old can figure out server hopping. many 10-year-olds do.
  19. Red_Ensign

    No Servers / Maintenance / Patch Day

    are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? how about now?
  20. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    not sure what this means. if you're still looking for the mags I have 2.
  21. Red_Ensign

    Lmfao DayZ

    oh it's been fixed. a bunch of times. :-p if zombies are non-stop, you're probably using a gun to kill them. don't.
  22. Red_Ensign

    Someone Help Me to Die

    when the game has you trapped like that, try walking sideways. sometimes you can wiggle past whatever barrier is stopping you. that's how I get out when I spawn under the floor of a building, etc.
  23. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    but do you have a flashlight?
  24. Red_Ensign

    Hunting Rabbit, Boar, Deer with bow & arrow

    HACKER BOAR!
  25. Red_Ensign

    Hunting Rabbit, Boar, Deer with bow & arrow

    HOLY CRAP nice shot on the bunny
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