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Red_Ensign

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  1. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    met madwookie to trade a potato for a water bottle. sniper backup was not needed.
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    Combat logger and Temperature

    combat logging is situationally good or bad: if someone tries to kill you unsuccessfully and then tries to log out when you shoot back, fine, that's wrong and should end badly. if someone's waiting for his zucchinis to grow and you (the rhetorical you) start sniping at him with your mosin from a hill half a mile away, fuck you, you can't have his smersh vest. kos prick. :P
  3. Red_Ensign

    Private Shard Servers

    variety. you don't always run into the same people. and there's actual danger beyond game bugs.
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    Private Shard Servers

    your character is angling for recreational morphine. and I love private servers - it's a whole other character to play a different playstyle with.
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    interaction

    sounds like he's hanging around the wrong places/servers.
  6. actually an ashwood stick works way better through windows than a pitchfork does.
  7. Red_Ensign

    Post your Slender arm videos here xd

    is that your arm or are you happy to be here?
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    hunger

    thirst is okay but starvation is WAYYYY too fast. you can last 10 times as long without food as without water. the ratio in game feels like 2 to 1 or less. hunger should be something you worry about over time, and should take a while to become critical. the way it is in the game is far too immediate and just feels artificial.
  9. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    you ask where *I* (and a buddy) loot, and boobytrap those places, and you think I won't be pissed because it's only for 4 hours? I'll get my gear from somebody else, and so can you.
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    Right click in inventory doesn't show options

    when it does that, logging out of the server and back in will fix it.
  11. Red_Ensign

    Most detested item in Persistence

    if you were to wear what you find first and most commonly, you'd look like a complete douche. wool coat and short pants, designer sunglasses, lime green hardhat, and rubber boots. and your pockets would be full of pliers and syringes.
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    Trading Post

    if someone here asks where you saw lootsplosions, don't tell him if you don't want your legs blown off by a boobytrap next time you go back there. fair warning.
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    Anyone know a PvtSnowball?

    or clerks
  14. Red_Ensign

    Your Camp/Stash

    I don't keep important stuff in tents and stashes. I'm far more worried about the game taking it away than other players. I do have 2 tents though. but they're mostly just places where I can sort stuff and cook meat without a surprise zombie climbing up my ass.
  15. Red_Ensign

    Trading Post

    I haz tuna. had to drop smersh to pick it up. hmm... stuff didn't despawn with maintenance. funny being surprised that stuff is working. :-p
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    Island Stash

    oh but they wouldn't tell anyone it spawns out there
  17. Red_Ensign

    Island Stash

    it would be hilarious if m4s spawned on a rock 5 miles out in the ocean
  18. Red_Ensign

    Where's my server?

    if you have filters on your server list (like 'ping less than 200'), your server might have wandered outside of your filter parameters for a few days
  19. Red_Ensign

    Where to find AK101 Mags..?!

    pm'ing you
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    Trading Post

    boars do not approve this post.
  21. Red_Ensign

    Hunting

    boars are psychic and appear only when you have no knife or no room in your pack.
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    where to find guns and ammo ?

    elmer fudd when it's not wabbit season.
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    Truck refueling

    the gas pumps aren't powered so you need to shoot a hole in one and catch it with a bottle. make sure you're close so you don't spill too much. :)
  24. few people know you can actually cook on a landmine. just activate it and attach a cooking pot. it may take several tries but be patient. B)
  25. some servers still have rain, or have rain again. I got rained on yesterday.
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