jumpingpea

So I was running around the military base, trying to get gear, when I suddenly heard shots. I quickly ran into a building, and hid behind the stairs. There were four of them. One by one, I took them out with my SKS. The last one was just standing there, looking around, as if he was looking at his friend wondering how one person killed three of them. I had an easy shot, right on the head. I aimed, and fired. But all I heard was "click click". I was shocked. I tried again, "click click". I forgot to reload. I quickly reload, adn aimed back to get my shot off. he was gone. Suddenly, I was on the ground with a broken leg. He came over and stared at me for a few seconds. When he realized I was pulling out my pistol to finish him off, he shot me in the head.

LOL i love this post it is so funny, i cant stop laughin my a$$ off. i would giv u 9999999999999999999999 cans of beans if i could!

Ya lol, i got to the ocean both times, then I was like fu*k this

ikr

i clicked to go down a ladder while holding my pimped out SKS, and a backpack full of lots of awesome shit, so when i clicked my character went flying forward of the building. I would like this to be fixed. please.

wow i fixed my leg with a split, then guess what..... i went back up ther, opened my case again(like a tard) and it happened again

ok so i was just standing ther on the 2nd floor of the fire station filling up my new protector case, when all of the sudden my leg broke. no zombies... wtf?!?!?

Thank but i found myself. I looked at a map, and I was actually at the mid-west. lol. i just decided to run another hour to the military base tho. its too bad, when i wanted to die, i couldnt, and when i wanted to live, i got my a*s blown off by some dude hiding in a tent. as for the road, i didnt follow roads, i followed these power lines, then i just ran thru the forest in a straight line. I got to the north end. when that didnt work out, i found the big road with a white line, and got to the west end.. it was an epic fail

IK im not saying it is boring because of that.... did u even read the whole thing? I said it was boring because I was lost and had been running around for hours, with no idea how to get to a town

I am on a full server, and like i said, I am completely lost, and i want to be killed :P

Ok so as I first spawned, i quickly ran down a hill to a town to avoid being seen by a zombie. Suddenly someone started calling out to me. I stopped, looked around, and found a guy with a broken leg. He gave me all his stuff, and told me to kill him. I did. I then looted the town for about 10 mins. I came across a power line and decided to follow it, figuring it will bring me to a town. It ended in the middle of no where. I ran around for about 2 hrs, and i eventually got to the end of the map. it just ended. I turned around, and headed another way. I found a road with white stripes, and i followed it. about an hour later, it took me to the end of the game... again..... and i still haven't seen a town. now all i can do i wait for a zombie to kill me, or starve to death. Along the way i found a payday mask, and lots of other cool stuff. As i am typing this, I am logged in, hoping a zombie will come along and kill me, so i can actually enjoy the game. At first I had hope, but after 3 hrs of literally nothing, I'm ready for a new life.

ok and it was dark orange hungry, almost starving, eating the cans all in a row. It doesn't matter now because some ass whole killed me while eating.... but its fixed now. thanks anyway tho

buy now i have eaten lik 10 cans, and i am still hungry... out of food...... what now?

Hey so today i joined a server, and my guy was hungry. I ate some food, still hungry. I ate the whole can, still hungry. I ate another full can, still hungry. My guy is either a fat ass, or its a glitch..... what should i do if i starve to death from eating food?

ok....but how do they =death?