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Dr.Burd

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About Dr.Burd

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    The Nest.
  • Interests
    People whining at other people's whining over various things that ensue whining in even the most patient of whining whiners.

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  • Bio
    I was once a potato, then a carrot, then a side of brocolli, then, as a rather fancy alternative to actual steak, filet mignon with a covering of sauce bearnaise, and finally, a Burd, one to be cooked, but I managed to evade my captors: Chef Boyardee, and Colonel Sanders.

    I am Burd, fear me mortals, for I am among your comprehension.
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    The ability to relax ...

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    Chernarus really needs a river.

    Guba, but I don't think that exists in the SA. Think it was replaced with svetlojarsk. I don't know if pobeda dam, or any of the other landmarks went, because I haven't traveled that far in standalone.
  3. Might join you, if the server is good. PM me with your details, and the server details.
  4. Was just one, I was being shot at before he killed me, and I was watching for quite awhile, and he was the only one I found crawling around. I'd also like to note, I do AI missions near perfectly every time, so I know how to kill AI. Something was unnatural about the way that AI took rounds to the neck, face, and chest. Also, if you feel like playing now, I might be up for it. (Note - Put in more vehicles, it's very hard to find any. I don't care for the condition.) PM me your steam.
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    Drinking water from sinks.

    Implying that there is still somehow plumbing and working sewer systems, then yeah, maybe a good idea.
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    Why do you play DayZ?

    I was going to stop playing, but eventually I found out that in certain epoch servers, you could gut other players and eat them. Then I never stopped. Earned the title of Bandit Cannibal Overlord on the server I played on, but I stopped playing on that server, and I try to be neutral now. I can't play bandit. Makes me feel awful.
  7. Emptied 2 makarov mags into an AI while I was peeking around a corner at close range, in which time he failed to shoot at me once. He lived, I ran into a building, he shoots me through wall when I very well know he can't shoot me from any angle but from in front of me. AI's op'd, would do again, 10/10 To be serious though, server sucks.
  8. Short answer - No. Long answer - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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    wall glitchers caught on twitch last night

    Looking through the walls is very hard to do in the mod, as it has been fought against for awhile. It's not an intended feature, and is and exploit. An exploit not meant to be used, and will probably be fixed in the future. Not an intended part of the game, hence, it is a glitch. And so far, I've seen only douche bags use it.
  10. Can't currently cure chemical sickness with charcoal tabs. Anything below chemical/severe sickness is curable via charcoal tabs. Go vomit for awhile, then eat a lot of food.
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    Glitch

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