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Or maybe they have some of those nifty solar powered ones. But it's Chernarus. They drive donkeys to work. So probably not.

My dog takes the same pain medication as my mother (for my mom's back problems she takes percaset and my dog has a double ear infection and she was prescribed what literally is percaset under a different name), so at some point I'd like to share my pills with my dog. But of course we'd have to wrap it up in ham so the damn critter will even look at it.

I'd imagine it's just the ammo. Not sure how much it holds but it must be on par with a normal rucksack loaded with stuff.

We have the technology. At least for LMGs. Seriously, it's like a cartoon.

I don't think the shotties have been buffed, per se. I think the issue was that before they only shot a pellet out of, like, sixteen. That made for the comically low damage. Now they're right deadly.

Pfft. Does anyone even lift? Betas can't even get totes swoll. What are the bros coming to these days?

Can we have the lore state that Chernogorsk was hosting Chernarus's Comicon? Because I want to cosplay.

I'll bring the pepper spray! It goes great with BBQ!

It's like Craigslist missed connections. I wonder if the dude'll see it.

I just want to put some camo netting on my helmet. That or a mitznefet. They're hot as balls, so there's that.

Or just mine bodies. When someone comes along to loot it, it'll explode. Maybe requiring some EOD on the part of the survivors. Maybe a new option to inspect the body.

Are you kidding? I'd wear all of those. Ditch my highcap vest all for that beer can holster.

Damage to the clothes could be something like just ruining everything. As for skin, I don't remember if there are wound textures yet like in A3. But you could just make some wound textures that appear to be burns and use the same model selections.

That's when you shout over direct: "Oh! Guys, I have some scheduled sexy times! I can't keep doing this, I've got to go." At which point the opposing party drops their guns, nods at you, and walks off.

I was bummed when I found a pristine silencer in a tent city and it didn't do anything. So I guess I'll just wait for them to work.

I've only seen one animal ever, and that was a pig. I chased it as a freshspawn and beat it down with my bare hands.

Looking for: Pristine or worn AK stock (regular, not folding.) Preferably black already, but it's not a big deal if it's still wooden. And/or worn or pristine summer Gorka jacket. Have: Lots of stuff. Tons of ammo, some food, medical supplies, and much of it in good condition. I am in the southern portion of the map. PM me if you're interested.

I usually play DayZ with a buddy (we had a five man army at one point), but he doesn't play a lot anymore. So I joined a clan to play with people. It's added security.

I need to find some Gorka jackets? Any tips? Tent cities and firestations are the suggestions here?

Damm bandits, ruining the UN's stellar reputation.

I like to roll around the north parts of the map, so maybe I'll find something there.

Scratch my last. DayZ decided to have me trip over thin air and die.

I've been finding the LRS everywhere. Hell, I left an LRS and a bipod in a bag with some goodies and a note at NEAF because I had too many!

I think the AKM is more common than the Engraved M1911. Or at least that's what the wiki loot table tells us. Although I have found at least two of them lately while tirelessly searching for an AK.

I have in my possession a pristine M1911 Engraved, and I'm willing to trade it for a pristine AKM. Regular public server. PM me for details and we'll talk. I'll throw in some extra stuff if you can make an equal offer. I have a magazine and some bullets for said M1911.