OrLoK

A fosberry/webley "automatic" revolver (yes they exist), ponytale (for my 'bros), Moustache for "movember", My orange thong (not too tight to let 'em breathe) and lastly topped of with a practical yet sexy thigh high leather boot. It's such a macho look even Sean Connery tried to copy me. Whenever I post, I want you to think of me dressed like that. Also, it looks quite christmassy, don't you think? Rgds LoK

a thong. nothing else.

Hello there Read all the appropriate stickies and check the info at the BE site. There's 2 main reasons for a GB. 1. you or someone using your PC scripted 2. you or someone using your PC downloaded a key stealer disguised as another program (a DAYZ optimiser for example) If it's a non legit ban BE will overturn it. But those are rare. rgds LoK

Hello there We are aware of the issue and are doing all we can. Bear with us. Also, there's already a thread on forum perfomance, so I'm locking this one. Rgds LoK

Hello there It might be an idea to search the forums and see if the SA's are reg'ed here and if so send em a PM as the likely hood of them checking each "banned for no reason" thread is small. Rgds LoK

ninja'd before I could come up with something sarcastic. L

young scamp

Hello there Read all the appropriate stickies and check the info at the BE site. There's 2 main reasons for a GB. 1. you or someone using your PC scripted 2. you or someone using your PC downloaded a key stealer disguised as another program (a DAYZ optimiser for example) If it's a non legit ban BE will overturn it. But those are rare. rgds LoK

Hello there It looks like an admin kick and the throat reference is just some custom text attached to the kick by the server's admin. Rgds LoK

Kinky. As to the handcuffs, one would assume they're fairly rare. I've never encountered any except on law enforcers or cheap ones for *ahem* roleplay. Zipties/rope/shoelaces/stickytape etc seem far more applicable. btw, all friends of Zed? Rgds LoK

Hello there The lack of the right kind of terrain in Cherno might be an issue. There are scripts for HALO, which is close to that which you are describing, but you'd need the right kit ('chute, big old plane etc) so keeping to the ethos, it's a little unlikely. It's a fun little idea but not really practical or in keeping with the DAYZ feel IMHO. Keep the ideas coming though. Rgds LoK

Hello there Here's the info from GoG's FAQ. A unique serial key needs to be registered for your copy of ArmA 2 in order to play online. You can find your key in your My Account section, after clicking the game. That's the entire three-lines-long block of text. Copy that key and launch the Arma Serial Key Changer application, found under the Start Menu, by right-clicking it and selecting "Run as Administrator". Use your key in this application. Please note that if you do not use the "Run as Admin" option, and you have User Account Control enabled (it's on by default), the application may not work properly. This requirement does not apply to Windows XP, which does not use User Account Control. Rgds LoK

Hello there There's an enormo thread Just up there for all your PC spec related needs. Take a peek. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/64576-can-i-run-it-ask-here/ Rgds LoK

Hello there Read all the appropriate stickies and check the info at the BE site. There's 2 main reasons for a GB. 1. you or someone using your PC scripted 2. you or someone using your PC downloaded a key stealer disguised as another program (a DAYZ optimiser for example) If it's a non legit ban BE will overturn it. But those are rare. rgds LoK EDIT: I actually used my eyes and brain this time and notice you didn't state it was a Global Ban. If it's an admin ban you'll need to post the server here for the admin to notice or contact em directly. On the other hand.... l

Hello there Closing this as OP has a pathway to a solution and last post is about being GB'ed. Gotta read the stickies. Rgds LoK

Why not ask your chums on the hacking site you're a member of?

Hello there Read all the appropriate stickies and check the info at the BE site. There's 2 main reasons for a GB. 1. you or someone using your PC scripted 2. you or someone using your PC downloaded a key stealer disguised as another program (a DAYZ optimiser for example) If it's a non legit ban BE will overturn it. But those are rare. rgds LoK

Hello there It might be nice to tell folk what you are posting in said vids, especially as then you might engage a bit more on the forums rather than just direct folk away. Rgds LoK

Hello there Many places sell Arma CO. Steam? they're quite popular I hear. Have you tried "Google"ing it? Why not ask your pals at the hack site you're registered too? Rgds LoK

Hello there Can you post a screenshot so we can see what happens when you try to join a server? Let's forget who said what and find out the actual issue. That might help clarify things. Rgds LoK

Hello there read the stickies. Share a key? No. Anymore posts like that and you're out of here. Also, not a great idea to post your email like that. It's no surprising your PC is compromised. Rgds LoK

hello there I suggest you look to google or search the forums. Rgds LoK

banhammers at the ready, men.

Hello there A "proven" attempted scripter? He's lucky it's christmas. Rgds LoK

Hello there Did you not already have a thread on this? It's a tactic. Been around since ofp/arma and transmuted into what we see today. rgds LoK