Munson_fry (DayZ)

great 1st. post ...... TROLL

i voted yes because the more mask´s ingame the more reason to kos you wear a mask ??? ur going down !!! thats my rule No.1 in DAY Z

i trust in Gews ....

once u find a akm + drummag = pistol obsolete

my wife is over 40 and still so hot that if u push her into a a swimmingpool the water starts to boil !

i wanted to send my friend a message that i have a full ammobox of m4 ammo for him. i used facebook and got the wrong adress.... needless to say that the guy that got the message was clearly a bit confused and concerned that i am some kind of "amok runner" :lol: police didnt show up yet but i bet the nsa got their eyes on me now B)

all gunns, silenced or not have a 100m aggro range.

protector cases DONT protect againts incomming bullets

he didnt broke ... he beat IT !

have a great rig ??? oc ed ? lots of ram?? SSDS everywhere ??? WANA GET HAPPY AND HAVE THE FEELING EVERYTHING IS FINE AND DOESENT NEED ANY TWEEKING ANYMORE ?? ????? . . . . . . . . . unistall fraps. all your problems gone ! worked for me

I feel your pain

the west rocks !

he aint got breastfeeded by his mom

best thing : sneak up on people and then yell "friendly" worst thing : Falling of a bridge because i wanted to take a screenshot of my buddy ............

the crashes are still there but they use the new super secret army chopper

i do that a lot ! but i aim at the legs. and then offer them a can opener. everybody knows that having two canopeners is very dangerous so i always try to get rid of them as fast as possible. ( tossing them away is not an option ) ill admit that it is a strange habbit but, i just hate to run arround with no pants, so i had to think of something else.

DAYZ used to be so good and now its like this dude this game is the best Alpha ive ever played. btw this is the dayz STANDALONE forum.....

having a mic and the abillity to talk to people is great . communication is a great gift. use it whisly ! TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER PLAYERS. nothing beats to sneak up from behind on a guy that is sorting hin ammo/gear and when ur real close u scream FRIENDLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY got me killed at leas 4 times but it was worth it every time :lol:

it doesent matter how many guys you have in ur fireteam. if u have ONE guy in ur squad, that doesnt know where north is ... UR SCREWD !

Berzerker Paparazzi = make pictures of 100 victims

i had that happen on a french server. suddenly the admin started : alloh, alloh .... everyone is invited to come to berezino. me gonna kill all players !!! me already killed 13 players today. come to berezino and get me .... for about 5 min with a very strong french accent. we laughed our balls off. and then went to berezino and killed everybody we encounterd. i dont know if we got the admin. but we certainly left no one there to shoot for him. :lol:

when i play with our clan we normaly have a 3-5 team. works quite nice. i think 5 persons is the max for a controlable firefight. its also the max for staying low profile. more members a group has the higher the chance for a major fuckup. ( friendly fire )

Hello my friends of the finest quisine! last week we talked about barbequing those fine t-bone steaks, we carved out of that unlucky cow that crossed our way. today we are gonna talk about roast beef. so instead of using a fireplace, we first spend 5 hours to find that supid gas thingi, that u have to attach to the gasbotlle. then my friends we start looking for a nice big pot. oh dear we only found a badly damaged one and our sewing kit wont fix it ( surprise....NOT) but it dosent matter. first we set up the gas cooker and turn it on to full power ( there is only full power ha ha ) then we put the pot on it, so far everything looks nice and dandy, so we start to put our delicous meat into the pot. after a few minutes we can hear the pot making boiling sounds. uhhh we can hardly await that fine meal that took us so much time ... and then..... THE FUCKING MEAT TURNS FROM RAW TO BURNT IN " ONE " SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT FUCKING GASSTOVE!!!! LET IT BURN IN HELL RAGEQUIT........ did anyone have a equal experiance ore could tell me what i did wrong ?

the same thing i would have done BRAVO

some things should stay burried thank god that i didnt knew that