Munson_fry (DayZ)

op reminds me of ..

Towers .... dangerous as shit !

maybe the Op should try posting in this forum http://www.romancemeetslife.com/2013/08/how-to-tighten-vagina-and-keep-away-any.html

no problem i just run over to the dude and hit em with my fireaxe EASY

itssss sooo sexy and has this "cleaner" image ....

NO its not! I have 2 LRS to give away for a ... well surprise me ( bullet to the head is a no go , i have plenty of those allready ) the place is svetlo at 22:00 ( german time ) at the trainstaion on a european hardcore server WITH A GOOD PING I will be there ( unless i get Wifed ) so gentelmann its BARTERTIME name the server and go go go

i m just getting wifed .... so all bets are canceld. >:(

one magpul m4 to rule them all the amount of ammo u can throw donrange fast is what it makes superior over any other gun ( surpressive fire anyone ?) Still im in love with my all pristine mosin in camo

excuse me ????? no bullt drop ???? ill guess im the moron here then.

"every german is a racist"= BORING and NOT true we are to busy wearing leather rawhide pants und listing to polka musik all day long.

flying hackes everywhere geee.

enter thats racist meme here :D my killswitch gets pushed the second someone points his gun at me or he enters the 5m killzone around me, after i told him not to do so. oh and i allways feel threatend near airfields and or other military facilities. exeptions are newspawns

Madness

wow

this happend to the OP far to often :lol:

Yesterday i had to do the kesselrun in less than 2 parsec ( or 40 min if u like ) i wanted to show my brother the cool railwaybridge north of Grishino when we arrived he wanted to take a cool screenshot of me wile standing on the bridge and giving him the finger . to mak it short i fell from the bridge ( enter 5 min off yelling obcenetys here .... ) and was instantly dead . respawnend in fuxin solnichi and ran like hell to the bridge again . my brother was busy taking my gear of my dead body and telling me what an incredable idiot i am while i ran past survivors ( thy for not bambibashing me ) and a bunch of nasty zeds ( how many of those hang around in gorka btw it fellt like 20 ) thank goodness i found some beans that i could open with a rusty hacksaw i found , otherwhis i would have died of starvation. i made it to said bridge 8 min before the server restarted. so i was able to get my gear back inclusive my press vest in navy blue ( had to tallk to my brother for quite a while before i got it back :lol: ) one of my scariest day z moments so far the biggest thread in chenarus is my own stupidity :P cheers

nöh mi aihnt frähhhnnnsch mir ist DEUTSCH jawohl

no way !

i was afraid of the server restart not of my body dissapearing ( my brother took my gear of my dead body to prevent it from dissapearing into the server wastebin )

@ op did u have ur pants on ?

il give that a try tonight :beans:

i say so ! that should be enough :lol:

how naive are u ???? players will use every advantage they can get their hands on ! first person is ten times scaryer then the 3rd person crap when i want 3rd person i play tombraider .

stop making threads like this OR:.....