Munson_fry (DayZ)

i found this one in a shed near stary sobor and now im hunting u across chenarus with it muhhahhahhaha

Where is the sick Bastard meme in u need IT :)

Like in gothik ! Those wild boars where nasty Like hell

I donate 2 cans of Spagetti

Im going to get myself a blue helmet asap Dont shoot im from the UN :D

Being the owner of a german hunting license makes me perfectly ready for the zombie Apokalypse or the case that PETA takes over our goverment:)

we have so much rotten fruit ..... lets make cider !!

surf and turf for the win ! all we need are cows and lobster ingame.

verpass mir mal nen headshot ... OK machs gut :D

i play hardcore because third person reminds me of PAC MAN where´s the kick in peeping around a corner without the chance of getting shot ??? come on tell me .... no one ??? thats what i thought ! everyone whos defending third person is using that build in wallhack, hes forced to use it. im old, have two kids, a wife and i dont need a mirror over my bed to get turnend on . so why would i need one in my free time .

this excatly maybe 30 hours for endgame gear like pressvest, maxed out m4, ect ( all in pristine )

i want to reload my mosin without the need to fire all bullets first.

Is there another mode than hardcore ?

it was posted once so i post it again

yup they drop like flys

Rice ... DANGEROUS STUFF ! So its wendsday night again , MY NIGHT my wife left the house to attend to her Yoga lesson and a couple of Chai infusions, leaving me with three wonderfull hours of chenarus time. so i log in on my usual hardcore server to make a nice sweep across the map. i start at the NW Trainstation and make my way along the the traintracks to the trainstaition north west of Gvozdno. Its a sunny day and i enjoy the beautifull landscape. i check how manny other players are on the server, 8 guys , so i feel quite secure. I cross the bridge i fell off a couple of days ago ( some forummembers might remember that funny story ) and reach the TS 2 min before server restart. so i have two chances to find another pressvest. 1 chance : a rotten kiwi server restart, i log in again 2. chance : a badly damaged cargo pants. so its" no pressvest vor my brother day ". after i taking a look in my inventory i notice that im not healthy anymore.WTF ??? also my energyzed and hydrated signs are dark green. time to hit the supermarket in Gvozdno and the pump for some refreshing chenarus springwater. i flank the city looking for signs of activity but there seems everything to be alright. All doors closed ( not that it has to say something ) and all zeds in place. so i decide to hit the market. Bingo ! lots of pipsi´s and fruit NOT ROTTEN !!! and also...... A PACK OF RICE i swallow down the pipsis outside the supermarket ( i travel with 2 guns, mosin on my back and m4 in hand, and after loosing a maxed out mosin in the supermarket, it fell through the floor, i will never drop anything again in there ) and eat my fruit like my mom told me to. im Stil not healthy nor do i get the healing message. GRRRRR Fuck it ! i decide to got to Krasnostav and from there to Rifi, so i follow the road till i reach the crossing in front of the mountain with the little shed next to it. I check my status again. Still no healing or healthy message. COME ON WHATS WRONG WITH THIS GAME ..... maybe i should eat something more, so i pull the rice in my Hotbar, select it and press f like a mofo on crack to eat all that rice, while im standing in the middle of the street ( remember the biggest threat in Chenarus is allways ur own stupidity ) FUCKING BOOM BOMM BUllets flying everywhere, while i run like a mad zigzaggin Warg through the bushes skirting the little forrest. After 50 m or so i hit the ground while hiding in a tree, pick up my M4 and start to scan the soruondings. i dont move and wait for my oponent/s to make the next move while my heart is trying to leave my chest through the ribs ( ONLY IN DAY Z BABY, Only in Day z!!!!! ) after a minute ( what seemend like half an hour ) i see movement. one guy obviously alone 100 m to my left searching the Forrest. I fire, but i didnt took my time so i miss DAMM . He starts to run like a rabitt, but i dont move and wait till he hits the ground behind a bush and starts looking for me. i fire again to keep him into cover then i move to the left to get an better angle on his position. hes still oblivious of where i am and starts to get up. This time i take my time. Now i can see him clearly, big mountain bagpack. wintercoat , magnum in his hand and a shotgun on his back. he turns in my direction... i fire, he goes down, i hear him yell out in pain, i shoot him in the head silence. his gear : ruinend my day : saved what have we learned today ?? in chenarus its never save to eat some rice on the street. im still not healty . come on its ALPHA ! :D

just found this one

thats no letter that aint even a postcard and next time make a picture or it didnt happen

one mosin tu rule them all and the fn as backup and ur fine .

lets be all glad that it doesnt feel ( south ) korean ... othewhise we would all have to grind our asses off ... collect 3000 rotten kiwis to get a .... roll of duct tape

Populationwhise Chernarus and Detroid are quite similar theese days.....

its called "camargue" !

i want choppers in the game so i can shoot the pilots out of the cockpit. thats my personal goal.

NOPE using the mosin nees practise if u lower the recoil it will get to easy