Munson_fry (DayZ)

NO because im having a ball playing this game !

me getting laid tonight ! at least on my list.

i bet the incident will soon be seen on BUMFIGHTS

i was looting nwa tent city when i found a guy crouching in a tent, back turned to me... my pulse starts to increase and my mouse feels all wet under the palm of my hand shoot or shout shoot or shout shoot or shout ....... FRIENDLYYYYYYYYYYYYY with all the power i could muster one feet behind him . the guy gets on his feet and spins arround, sawn off shootty in his hand goes fuxing BOOM BOOM my legs broken im bleeding like hell but still i start to laugh like crasy and he runns like a rabbit away, swearing what a complete asshole i am ..... he never came back to finish me off. im still lying there, leg broken, waiting for my brother to come by and fix my leg this is day z at its best.

Spawn ... blah blah blah... gets shot = one can of pipsi through my nose ! gotta clean that keyboard

maybe u wont get globally bannend but u shure as hell would make a complete crapbucket out of yourself ! so dont even think about it btw "a friend of mine" means I in 95% of the time.

the future is bright and shiny as long as we´re busy trolling the forums instead of playing the game. joke asside as long i only manage to log on once or twice a week for a few precious hours of "what stupid coincedence will kill me this time" im having a ball ! when i would play this great game all day long then shurly it would get boring over time. looking forward to new kontent since december 2013

murphs law is the biggest part of the source code of dayz

only if she is hot ( but i bet she does ! )

i was, but some people dont WANT to get a joke Im a hunter myself ( look at my avatar I GOT PROOF ) and if a guy shows up, camoed up like those guys do, well hed better shoot like John Wayne himself otherwhise he would get laughed at a lot . At least where i come from ( northern germany )

typical american i bet those ducks they were hunting had weapons of mass destruction.... at least the cia told em that.

ok for this one time... THANK GOD IM GERMAN :D

inb4 whiner whiner whiners ... nope im too late DANG...

one run through nwaf tent city and u already have more ammo than u could carry( m4 whise ) so why duping that shit? If u dont manage to kill a guy with a 60 round stranag u should be better off playing plants vs zombies.

http://youtu.be/Zp1VmzRQnzY edge of tomorrow theme...

RABBITS EVERY WHERE

the only thing that gets wiped is my ... 15 min after my morning coffee ....

i wanna be the landlord ! !!! no more pipsi 4 u sir !

dont get attached to ur gear TM ! i feel ur pain ( lost a 60 hours char through lag ) so i know how it feels

press vest rulez !

when i still had my pressvest i was the designated bulletmagnet for my team :D i had to go in first with my buddys close behind ... jeah those days ( lost my pressvest through desync while climbing up a ladder ) aaaaarghh

jep its boring again...

@ op drop the ris front grip (it sucks ! ) and pick up a magpul = feel imba all day long

i have the same card and even more problems... freezes crashes bluescreens .... all kind of crap it used to run smooth as molten butter but since the last patch im in a world of hurt.

same problem here i had black screens, freezes and bluescreens since the last update. last friday night i got killed 4 times by that crap ;(