Munson_fry (DayZ)

finding a pristine navy blue press vest

to moose or not to moose that is the question ... You are only allowed to shoot it with a Moooooosin ARRRGH i kill myself muhahhahahhahah

man who stare at signs that one made me laugh

change server = random Spawnpoint. make it risky!

THIS !

shit my pants and pussy out ..... no i love those situations ( i was in that position three times now ) the thrill, taunting ur enemys, spraying the m4 on full auto down stairs ( i love my 60 round stanag ) and selling ur hide for the maximum price pure adrenalin !

EXCUSE MEEEEEE?????? Zombies are a JOKE RIGHT NOW! i dont even bother to pick up a melee weapon because u can knock em out so easy. and nooooo im not Mike Tyson nor Evander Holyfield learn to move = live forever ( till the next ladderglitch )

blaser r93 proffesional in 338 lapua magnum with this scope and i want cows that fly

as always ON SPOT !

if you run, you only die tired. sprint 200 m jog 10000m walk 4ever thats what a 30 years old dude/hot bunny should be able of.

pipsi cola broke my leg, THAT allmost broke me allmost.

after crawling arround at the nwaf for a week i finally got my brother to fix my broken leg ( hes busy playing wolfensten atm ) so hes loggin on runs across the map telling me on Teamspeak for half an hour what a lucky bastard i am because i will get his last morphine stick ... bla bla bla so he comes and fixes me up great ! i say thx and he loggs out. the night was young so i decided to do a tentcity airfield raid on my own. tents: check ! first two hangars: check ! lonly barrack: check ! prison building: check ! went to the two story barn to look for an fireaxe went upstaris in the little room at the end of the gallery ohh my hydration sign went from bright green to dark green so its PIPSI TIME i open a can of pipsi drink it aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddd my leg breaks ! i stared for 5 minutes at my inventory screen but my leg is still broken now thats day z 4 u sir ! edit it was nW airfield not nE airfield . sorry

my leg is fine again medics of the wasteland tryed to help me and now it comes medic runns across the map to heal me . shortly before he arrives he tells me the server i have to join. so i join and crawl down the stairs of the barn .... guess what lies on the floor . . . . . . . . . .fucking wooden sticks :lol: now thats dayz for u sir ! te medic took it with a laugh.

killing myself is not an option its a survival game after all or isint it?

btw did u wipe after using the toilet ?? mhhhhmm Yo defs we need a wipe antimation ant toilet paper ( pristine plz because i wouldnt even want to use worn or worse toilet paper )

i aprove to the ramge boost mucho !

desync will have to face the "international court of human rights in Den Haag" for massmurder ! that dude is guilty !!

there u go !

i bought myself this baby and it is the bang for the buck ! slices through branches, trees and zombies like a hot knife through butter ! so i want it in day Z

the first rule of the green mountain club : no one speaks about .....

they are not hacked they are placeholders for this ! The microwave oven is not included :lol:

fixed that for you :D

and then u will die of trichinosis http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/trichinellosis/hunters.html can we have trichinosis in the next patch please !

NO because im having a ball playing this game !

me getting laid tonight ! at least on my list.