Munson_fry (DayZ)

i think what gibonez really want to say is : carpe diem write your own story ! why should i spend precious time watching a guy play a game i own by myself other than to learn ( thats ok ) ? its their choice if they do that BUT thats not my kind of cookie

we have a girl/woman in our squad... and i wouldnt give her crap because she shoots like billy the kid. and shes a great negotiator when meeting other players ( having a woman arround makes u thrustworthy .... ? )

the shipwreck is one of the coolest locations in whole chenarus ! all hail to it AND there is a chance to fine a :" PRESSVEST " jeah when u run along the coast from berezino its always a great sight when it shows slowly up in the fog/rain

i allways freak out when i get ghosted out of my position because IT SUCKS !

ok than ur fine and its the game that sucks ! that asside allways log in save ereas. and look for stable servers that run smooth and stick to them !

get a better pc ! i know this sounds stupid but having dayz on a ssd saved my ass manny times. btw welcome to alpha couldnt resit :P

i found mine on another player that obviously found his akm the moment i came arround the corner. poor chap :| but after looking for two days with no result i just couldnt let him walk away with this bringer of DOOM http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3299199706026687839/816D67CADEEE08690DC576A51DEA50A81B5E41AF/

i think the hardest thing is finding a guy that´s smart enough not to open up out of his rusty mosin on three fully geard badasses. Now that the AKM madness has invested all the servers kos mayham is all loose. in the last two days allone i HAD to shoot 6 players out off selfdefense. i didnt hear the word friendly since a week. i would be greatfull for being warned and just getting robbed, instead of getting shot. but no one really trys

u should have kissed the deer! maybe he was a cursed princess and now u have three whishes 1 Whish : AKM drummagazine 2 Whish : AKM drummagazine 3 Whish : AKM drummagazine tell me if it works because then im out to the forrest in no time

@ OP give it some more time u will learn the dangerous positions and the tricky stuff ( never climb down a ladder while having a gun/axe in ur hand ) dont run on roofs , when will the server restart??...ect. dude i raged so hard so many times but it is worth it. today i get more often killed by other players then by glitches or desync. but it was a long way

i remember that one time that i stood in the middle of a forest . suddenly i hear a soda can getting opend , and i thought great random sound bug still paranoia kicks in and a scan my surroundings just to see a guy 10m behind me looking in the wrong direktion i was so scared i shot him. there where 7 players on that server .....

one thing is good about the akm the airfields a buzzing like a beehive nwaf is the new berzino at the moment. btw i had to kill for my akm :P

i shoot deer with ... well take a look at my sig ! 7*65r tig Suhler Drilling 4 live !

if a bunch of zombies follows me i strt to run through the woods or down steep hillsides. its soooo funny when a bunch of them mofos falls down and breaks their neck. :lol:

its called : "i shit my pants" moment.

bicycles ?

i still have one in the basement. bought it because of alien vs predator. B)

Tanks !

dont we all do? :lol:

dont lay down there that bug allready got me twice :D

Yesterday i got ghosted out of my positon by two morons ... spawned north of swetlo ( where the new city will be ) at the arse of the world. so i make a run to the neaf. hit the northern jail building. open the door. a lonly guy is peeking around the corner at the stairs. me: " YO YO YO dont shoot im a freshspawn and i dont even have my flashlight anymore so stay cool" he: " ok come in but close the door. because there are bandits outside " me: " OK " i close the door. the second the door is closed the fuy starts shooting at me with his shitty 9mm. hits me in the back. i open the the door and run outside yelling :"ASSHOLE " i stand around the corne of the prison... THEN i make up my mind, go back inside while he is reloding, stand right infront of him and give him the finger ! dude shoots me but i won the game !

Thats the thing thats get my pulse raging more than anything else... Yesterday i was stroling down the coast fron cherno to elektro. When i saw elektro, suddenly the urge of having a second protector box, got so strong in me that i couldnt resist visiting the firestation. AND because of the forum whining ( Elektro is dead ... everybody is in berezino ... where is everybody ... ect. ) i was willing to take the risk. so i sneaked through the city ninya style. listening for footsteps. staying low, slicing the pie every corner i came across, till i made it to the firstation( the on at the trainstation ) No case ! so i went to the next one. i watched the souroundings for a couple of minutes but i didnt see anyone, nor did i see zombies move, or missing zeds . Ok, so i made a run for it. when i reached the little wooden houses half way, all hell broke loose and bullets where flying everywhere arround me. thank god i could see the impacts in the house wall, so that i new the aproxamitly attackangle of my attackers. imidiatly i switched to "detroid movement 2.0" zigzaggin my way arround the housecorner to the next building. then i kneeld down and waited for my pulse to steady ( in game and in RL ). I waited for about a minute when i heard steps. i peeked around the corner and then i saw my attacker. M4,big mountain bagpack, all camo ... Bad for him he looked in the wrong direction. I shot him in the back,and then went over to him while saying: " to bad bro, we could have been friends " ( i was so fond off my "uberness" that i forgot that he wasnt allone ) So i started to take a quick peek into his backpack: pristine LRS ! nice than i hid his body BAM im unconscius. I rage in front of my pc like De Niro at the end of the "untouchebels" , my hearts starts to race like mad, my palms get wet, unbeliving of what an increadeble dumm ass i am i stare at the black screen, totally helpless, listing and wating for the steps that will bring doom to my beloved char. after 20 seconds that felt like 2 hours my screen gets light again. i get up to my feet and run like a rabbit on crack to the next house, enter it, close the door and wait. but no one comes. after 5 minutes i log out. go to the fridge, get a beer and have the urge for a cigarette. and i dont even smoke! being shot at, well i can get used to that, but being unconscious ... that freaks me out everytime.

texas is written with an X not an J..... ich german ! nix gut english :D

no plan survives enemy contact!