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Had a chance to visit your server yesterday but unfortunately my connection gave up before experiencing anything :( I'm looking forward to playing more with you guys :D

Played a bit this afternoon. Being a passenger in the Offroad still causes tremendous lag, I also had a crash when switching between 1st and 3rd person views, resulting in a persistent black screen, I had to reboot since computer was unresponsive. I'm using the new ui by the way, still gives me better frames than the old one.

(yeah, I know, those guys could be characterized as KoSers, not bandits, but I had no idea what title to give) First of all, let me tell you something about me. I suck at DayZ. Meaning, I suck at firefights. I play really good in a team, and with proper communication and cover I can even be considered an asset. Some times. But playing solo? That's a whole different story. I can be geared and armed to the teeth and still a bambi with a baseball bat can take me down. I mention this because it will bring the following story into context. This morning I decided to hop on the experimental branch. I spawned in Komarovo and immediately looted a police car near the main road, where I found a helmet, an mp5 and an FNX45 with a single magazine and a box of rounds. I went to check the police station where I found some 9mm rounds, police pants and a visor for my helmet. At that moment I was ready to suicide on top of the building. I had my finger on the F11 button when I heard someone calling me. I peeked from the top and saw two players looking up at me, calling me to come down. One of them was holding a firefighter axe, the other a double-barreled shotgun but he wasn't pointing it at me. I immediately thought, "well, they should be friendly, they could have stormed the building or camp but they di"... *downstair door opens*. Uh oh. That could mean only two things: One, a third player managed to find us. Possible, but on experimental, in Komarovo, with only 8 players on the server? Two, there is a third guy who was trying to sneak up to me, in other words it's a trap. And those two are the bait. My gut told me it was the latter. I thought of trying to kill them from the top while I still had a slight advantage, but decided to yolo it, after all I -was- ready to take my own life, right? I went down, pistol still in my pants (wink, wink) and shouted "yo". - "What did you say?" the first player said, while approaching me holding the firefighter axe on his hands. - "Me? Erm, yo?" I replied thinking they could be talking to the third guy. - "Did you just tell me to go f**k myself?" he asked, still holding the axe. I was about to answer something witty (like, "if I wanted to tell you to go f**k yourself, I would") but immediately the player raised the axe, ready to hit me. "Here we go". I tried to dodge, shouting "NOPE!" but he managed to hit me once. I started running around on the street, when the second guy, the one with the shotgun, fired two shots at me, one hitting my torso. After a bit of running up and down the main road, and the occasional circles around those two so-called bandits, the second guy was out of ammo, and started chasing me with his axe too. Looking back I saw the third player, armed with another shotgun, joining the other two on my tail. I was already low on blood, so I decided to make a stand. I knew I would die, it was a matter of time, and let me remind you I actually wanted to die from the start. But, I wouldn't go down alone. Even if I didn't manage to kill one of them, I sure was gonna hurt their ego. I bet I had already ruined some of their gear, having fired a total of two magazines on both of them, hell, at least half the bullets must have hit something. It was time to finish the job. Preferably with at least one of them on the ground. I ran behind a wooden fence, raised my pistol and waited for even one of them to turn around the corner. He did, shouting something along the lines of "we just want to harvest your meat" (lol) and I started to fire, but at the same time I got attacked from behind. The firefighter axe guy managed to break my legs, and I fell to the ground, while both of them were trying to hit me. At that moment I saw the third guy emerge from the corner. He looked like he was better geared than the other two, can't even remember what he wore, it just looked like that. Good. Let's ruin everything. Just as he raised his shotgun, I unloaded the rest of the magazine on him. Right after firing the last bullet I saw him drop dead. At that moment I decided to call it a day and let them waste me. After a couple of hits, naturally, I was dead. Piece of advice lads. If the three of you, armed with two shotguns (even with limited ammo) and two different axes, cannot kill a noob armed with a pistol and a single magazine, then you're doing something very, very wrong. For starters, next time you want to kill someone, do it when he least expects it, not when he's absolutely sure he's a target. Fun fight though ;)

Hello people, I would like to ask about a weird issue I've been experiencing with DayZ audio, in order to know if it's a bug with the game itself, or if something could be wrong with my setup. Let's say there's a zombie on my right, making the usual zombie/aggro sound. Of course on my speakers/headset I hear the zombie sound coming from the right. Now, if I immediately turn my character 180 degrees, I should be hearing the zombie on my left, right? Nope, I still hear the same sound coming from the right... If the zombie screams/rages/aggros again, then I hear the sound correctly on my left. If I turn 180 degrees, still on my left and so forth Anyone else experiencing this? Could it be an issue of my hardware (SB Audigy 5/Rx) or are there any other similar reports, so I should report it to the bug tracker as an issue with the game itself? Thank you in advance!

Playing zombie...hmm not very interesting. Playing dead, now that's a whole different story. I remember watching an ArmA 3 video, wasteland or something, where the player was able to play dead, killing whoever came close. I see much potential in that :D

Well, that's weird. Trying to log in game through stable, I only get experimental servers showing up. Ahh yeah, totally forgot: DayZ Development ‏@dayzdevteam 27m27 minutes agoMorning survivors. Please be advised, Stable branch servers will be down due to server maintenance every wednesday at 08:00 - 11:00 (CEST). :D

Hmm, does eating (cooked) human steak still make your character sick? I was bored so I chopped up and ate my body, twice (a total of 8 steaks) and up to 30 minutes later (when I suicided on top of the firestation in cherno) I still wasn't sick.

Same here, stated happening today, I tried everything, clearing graphics prefs, the startoption, even redownloaded the game, still happens :/ BTW loot is crazy to say the least. On two servers I found a total of 12 MP5 30rnd mags, 8 MP5-K 15round mags, 10 PM73 RAK mags and two PM73 RAK weapons. All inside the Kamyshovo Police Station along with 10+ hats, 12+ cuffs, and enough clothes to fill my wardrobe :P

I don't consider myself to be a bandit or a KoS'er. In over 1000 hours of gameplay I have killed exactly three players on sight (none of them freshspawns) and I have held up or tortured zero. I really want to turn bandit for an hour sometime, just for kicks, but usually when I log in with that purpose in mind, I end up playing as a survivor or a hero. Well last night was one of those nights. I decided to log in and find a poor soul to troll just for laughs, plus I had my buddy watching the game on steam broadcast provoking me to kill someone and eat him. I logged in Kamyshovo and quickly got killed by a player. No suprises there. I spawned near Kamyshovo again and run to Elektro, which was completely empty of loot and players. I walked all the way to Cherno where I met a girl while looting. We talked for a bit (btw the phrase "are you actually female?" apparently alienates female players :lol: ), I offered some food and protection towards Balota but she went her own way, a minute before the server restarted. At that moment I knew history repeated itself: no banditry tonight. I quickly switched to another full server, hoping to find some friendly players and tag along. I logged in and started running towards the fire station. While I was looting I heard shots coming from the factory. I quickly scouted it out behind cover, and found my soon-to-be target. He was camping on this building, apparently trying to snipe players. (apologies for the size/quality, didn't find a better one) He was hiding in the half-floor between those huge tanks. I could distinguish his hunter's backpack from a distance and, as far as I could tell (erm, hear) he had an SKS. Now, I only had an M1911 with 5 bullets left, an lzh42 shotgun with two snaploaders and 8 more buckshots. Time was running out, I had to leave in about ten minutes, my buddy on the stream was taunting me, so I decided to YOLO it. What the hell, right? Nothing to lose there, even if I didn't manage to kill him, at least I'd try to cause him as much damage as possible. I quickly run up the stairs on the other side of the building and started sprinting on the small metal corridor towards the roof (to the right of the picture). He noticed me right as I was approaching it, so I quickly took cover behind the triangular sunroof. My heart pounding, my M1911 in my hands and ready to fire, my mind telling me "what the hell did you just drag yourself into?". He came out of the stairs and I immediately unloaded the pistol on him. I hit him only once, and he took cover on the other side of the sunroof. I quickly switched to my shotgun and waited. He then emerged from cover firing his SKS and I shot twice. One round hit him again (his hand I believe) but he was still alive and walking, so again he took cover behind the sunroof. The worst thing is, he did manage to break my legs. Now I was lying there behind cover, bleeding profoundly, losing color fast, and unable to do anything. Dammit. In the heat of the moment I forgot I had two loaded and ready snaploaders. Instead, I opened my inventory, manually loaded the shottie, and waited for a couple of seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to figure out his next move. I knew I didn't have much time, my screen was already grey, I was only hoping he would do something fast. Why the hell was he waiting? I had broken legs, a shotgun with limited accuracy, he had an SKS and could walk, he could just run around shooting me from 3PP. He actually decided to attack me from the top of the sunroof. It's triangular shaped, so I managed to see his head emerge before he was able to shoot. I fired two more shots towards him as fast as I could, while screaming "you're f***ing worthless mate". I saw his body falling to the ground, his weapon and axe suspended in mid-air. One second later, I was unconscious. I waited a couple of minutes in case I managed to wake up before I bled to death, but eventually I died. Well now I know. For me, the satisfaction of killing bandits/KoS'ers, even if I eventually die, beats being a bandit myself. By miles.

I'm actually playing at the moment. Logged in random servers and I spawned where I logged out, also my gear was there. Could be random though, don't risk logging in yet. Also, lag is horrible at times, I click to pick up or interact with an item and it takes ages, same goes for joining a server. I know I should wait but it's almost midnight here and I won't have a chance to play until tomorrow evening so... I can live with that :P

Got a bunch of invisible zeds on a couple servers I tried, I don't know if it's related to the hive issue.

Is there something wrong with the servers? On every server I join (all supposedly in Public hive), I spawn in a different location...

Nope, it's not you, they're all down.

Same here, managed to find 1-2 EU 3rd person servers but after a while game crashed and I can no longer see any of them in server list.

Where are all the european 3rd person servers? :huh: