Coldspark824

The most tactical of all delicious breakfast foods.

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@Orlok, I stand corrected! The main site didn't update for me until i cleared my cookies. I'll delete this thread then. @waylander The: Writing a blog update on your goings-on has nothing to do with the actual programming/progress. I wasn't talking about the patch release. I was talking about the blog updates. So kindly go boil your head. Edit: Apparently this forum doesn't allow me to delete my own topics. It'll have to fall into the graveyard on its own.

I did notice that my framerate is really high, which is nice. When alpha first came out it sounded like like my computer tower was preparing for liftoff.

If you're gonna call it a "weekly update".... ........You might want to do it...weekly. Otherwise just call it an update. Or a sometimes-update. I don't care about whether or not I'm getting the patch, but as a crowd-sourced investor, I think I speak on behalf of everyone who has paid toward the project that we'd like some transparency. I'd like to know what you guys are up to on the project, including your failings and successes. I ask this because otherwise, the only news we get is bad news from web journals, and silence from you. Looks bad. We just want to hear from you. You never call anymore, DayZ team. We miss you. <beeeeeeeeeeeeeep> End of messages. Check erased messages?

Real life survival tip #245: If you harass an unarmed person, don't give them the means to kill you right afterward.

Stick-ball is the pre-1900's term for the game, since city kids would use broom handles or whatever to hit with.

For all the ice in chernarus. righto.

>>>>>>>>>BEANSBALL.

If a ball can be knocked in any direction at all, I'd make it work. Damn you, amazing forum horse.

Stickball is stickball yo

~Today's match was cancelled due to rainy conditions introduced in patch 0.37.~

I think it'd be awesome. Even if hitting the ball made it fly somewhere completely off-intended-course, bases could be placed a fair distance apart, allowing for a catcher to run, grab it, and return it to the pitcher/tag the runner out - no matter where it flew to. This is all assuming, of course, that melee weapons are still not ballistic-based, and could collide with physics objects.

It's the bottom of the 9th in the world series match of the berezines v.s. the Green mountain bandits and we've go- wait a minute, the ump has called a time-out. There appears to be a zombie in left field. The game will resume after the spectators beat the living daylights out of it.

Or you can add in cricket bats or whatever it is you south-hemispherians use.