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Grimey Rick

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  1. Grimey Rick

    Removing Grass for fps

    You could always buy a new video card. I happen to be selling two mint EVGA GTX 580s. :3
  2. Uh, how did you survive the wipes? It doesn't sound like you have much fun when you play. Creeping around out of sight and avoiding interactions (whether they're friendly or not) with other players isn't hard. If you're not on a full server, you're robbing yourself of a lot of fun. My current Regular character hasn't died since the last patch, but I've probably lost ten Hardcore characters running around partaking in general mischief and mayhem with DeatHTaX. Until they add more content, there isn't a whole lot else to do. I've 200+ hours logged on DayZ:SA, and I couldn't imagine playing like that. Ah well, different strokes for different folks. Also,
  3. Grimey Rick

    [Trade?!] Anyone got an M4A1 Scope?

    You found two ACOGs in a tent that doesn't currently spawn loot? Interesting. ;] The only structure currently spawning any loot in military camps is the makeshift bunker with the ladder.
  4. Grimey Rick

    Zombie sound when log in.

    Why do rabbits even have sounds?
  5. Grimey Rick

    Longest Surviving Character?

    I've been off work for the last two weeks (I still have two weeks left!) and have logged over 200 hours total since I bought this game mid-January. I've been alive now going on two weeks of 10+ hour days. I really wish they'd implement an in-game timer. :3
  6. Grimey Rick

    The pleasure of a dead bandit

    Your buddy could've lived if you weren't such Rick wannabes. In that situation, your inner Shane should've taken control.
  7. Grimey Rick

    To the server hoppers in NE Airfield.

    dis guy dont miss all 15 went rite in2 his haed
  8. Grimey Rick

    To the server hoppers in NE Airfield.

    pix or it didnt happen lulz
  9. Grimey Rick

    DayZ + Logic

  10. Grimey Rick

    To the server hoppers in NE Airfield.

    After quickly analyzing the sentence structure, grammatical flaws, blatant misuse of punctuation, and unoriginal content coupled with the fact that it's the thousandth "heroic" novel posted here in a vain attempt to accrue some sort of "internet cred", I've decided I will not be reading the original post in its entirety. π/10 For those of you who feel the same, I give you this:
  11. Grimey Rick

    Best Character Contest.

    I have all three of 'em as well as a burlap sack. I switch them out depending on my mood. When this picture was taken, I was feeling slightly maniacal. :3 The burlap bandit strikes again!
  12. Grimey Rick

    We NEED some way to identify heros and bandits.

    This thread is still going?
  13. Grimey Rick

    People Suck.

    True, to a degree. The more attention an issue garners, the faster it's fixed. This is a game-breaking issue; the glitch needs to be addressed. Slightly off-topic, but I've found a lovely spot to nestle myself in on a hill adjacent to the hangar where I can face-plant kids who hang out under there with my mosin. It's so satisfying.
  14. Grimey Rick

    Killed By An Invisible Player, AGAIN

    OP, click this.
  15. Grimey Rick

    Best Character Contest.

    Look at all the army brats who're just waiting to get picked off so I can has their lewtz!
  16. Grimey Rick

    Why do we KoS?

    Not to sound like a prick, but this is the thousandth thread about this.
  17. Not to be negative, but the whole black-text-on-white-background is hard on the eyes. Nice story, though. Props. :3
  18. It'll take longer to gear up after the patch. Solution: Kill other people on sight and take their stuff. I don't advocate server-hopping or kill-on-sight behaviour, but if I had to choose, I'd take a server-hopper any day.
  19. Grimey Rick

    Raw Mouse Input Is Crucial To Immersion

    Everything the military does is right. Right?
  20. I often die of starvation in real life after throwing up once. I've never had the flu for days of non-stop regurgitation only to find that I survived. Nope, I'm usually laying dead in my bed, much to my wife's content (she's my beneficiary). I'm then forced to re-roll life.
  21. Put bandage in first-aid kid. Drag to hotbar. When bleeding, press corresponding hotbar number, then F. Profit.
  22. Grimey Rick

    People Suck.

    I just murdered two guys attempting to do this at NEAF. I was running from the far jail (not the one next to the ATC tower), when I noticed someone trying to crawl underneath the hangar. I shot the shit out of him on sight then backed off to the far hangar closest to the jail I came from when I started getting shot at from what sounded like to be inside the hangar. After probably ten minutes, another guy crawled out of there. Pew pew. This shit has to get hot-fixed. It's ridiculous. P.S: Thanks for all of your pristine lewtz, dipshits. <3
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