Grimey Rick

I enjoy being pinned down/fired at and looking for a way out of the situation, be it fleeing, flanking and attacking, or digging in. The biggest rush in this game is currently gunfights in hardcore. I do enjoy helping out new spawns, but only if they're an actual bambi. People who have just spawned and know what they're doing, I leave them alone and move on.

At this point, both of you retards have lost.

Hour 447: I feel somehow different now. Everyone I see is after my beans. I can hear them everywhere, stalking me. They'll never have them. Never! *pew pew pew pew pew pew pew*

Razer Gamebooster, MSI Afterburner, and a plethora of other programs. ;3

When I'm trying to survive in a gunfight I generally do in-game what I figure I'd do in real life. Try it, it'll dramatically increase your lifespan. As far as behavior, I'm 99% sure no one on these forums kills on sight in real life...

* Hiding in jail camping stairs corner watching door.

I think we all know that Dean isn't just bailing on the game. He's got at least ten months in him. This is known. However, for me, making fun of the fact that the guy is eventually leaving his own game leaves massive opportunity to make the majority of people on here flee to their bedrooms in tears.

fix't

Unfortunately for all of you, the "KOS kids" are the driving force behind this game and the reason DayZ has become so popular. Without them, this game wouldn't have even come close to receiving the funding it has. People who don't KOS are a minority. This game would rapidly decompose if it was populated solely by those who don't KOS. Just sayin'.

fix't

I will KOS with a fucking rock if I have to.

coordinates plz

I tried to care about this thread, I really did.

I was hoping I left threads like these behind on Battle.net. Fuck.

lulz Paint.net for the win!

#deanrocketblastingoff

UPDATE: I took some screenshots of the issue in question. See below:

o snapz

QFT. See my signature. ;3

Discuss.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa. Roger that, Rubber Ducky. I'm trying, but, it's so... hard... :T *** WARNING! INTERNET TOUGH GUY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR DETECTED! *** *** INITIATING ANTI-E-THUG DEFENSES! ***

This young fellow was attempting to goad people into heading to Balota. He was calling people out by name in both chat and global voice communication. I wasn't offended or anything, but I don't want to see admins abuse their powers. I'm just not sure if this falls into the abuse category or not.

Because the game being alpha has everything to do with people killing him on sight. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dipshit

Because implied filthy smut. #btwcanada