Grimey Rick

Axes > fists > every other melee weapon.

I only play hardcore experimental when I want to KOS elitist forum sheriffs.

inb4 pix or didn't happen

Find full military gear, fill my entire bag with 5.56mm rounds, jerk my M4A1 off passionately whilst sliding my tongue down the barrel, and then hit the streets killing everything I see.

Okay, you just lost the beans I gave you earlier. Just because a game has guns in it doesn't mean it's "just another form of CoD". -1

http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/blood-transfusion/expert-answers/universal-blood-donor-type/faq-20058229

AMG A GIRL GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! *squeals in blissful delight* That wasn't a wall of text at all. Methinks thou needst a refresher. EDIT: Also, I sometimes sit in Elektro with my friends picking off whoever runs in, out, or shoots back at us. The fist-running new spawns are by far the hardest targets. Anything further out than 200m, good luck hitting those zig-zagging flurries of kinetic energy. Roleplaying is boring, my friends list is already huge, so what else is there to do?

To my kid who I grounded for shooting me after gearing you up for two hours, stay in your room until you change your ways.

The current timers are bad enough, fuck a half hour.

If he was server-hopping on a server at 11:40, he's possibly the dumbest server-hopper ever.

What's your address, hot stuff? (;

The most intense clothing trafficking ring in history.

Long range scopes don't spawn in towns.

Wall of text crits you for over 9,000. You die.

Really? I think he's actually really good. He has good aim, good situational awareness, and good map knowledge. He also (when forced, most times) shoots to cripple rather than kill. He gives pretty much everyone he comes across the benefit of the doubt, rather than assume hostility. I've seen very few instances (if any) where he kills on sight. He brings positive attention to DayZ Mod and SA, and spends a lot of time interacting with fans of his. To me, the generalized opinion that "Frankie is so bad omg" is greatly exaggerated, annoying, and is generally indicative of someone who is: Jealous/envious Mad that they themselves are bad

Try logging off the server, changing your character's appearance, and then change your screen name in the bottom-right corner of the login screen. Connect to a different server and let us know what happens (if anything).

Can we please have the developer responsible for the current system stand out in the middle of a field with a backpack full of miscellaneous items while we take pot-shots at him? I feel this would change his views on the amount of damage that is mitigated by cans of beans and quickly get the system corrected. EDIT: Because edit.

It currently can.

I know it's an alpha. I've told enough people, that's for sure. (; But I'm really, really, really tired of getting the drop on someone, putting however many rounds into them to ensure their demise, then having them turn around and knocking me unconscious in some sort of ethereal-beyond-the-grave-ghost-ninja-type-shit before they themselves die.

So, I just bought ARMA II: Complete Collection because I read that you need to download PMC in order to take advantage of all of the in-game textures for DayZ Epoch. I downloaded DayZCommander and installed Epoch. I can play Epoch, but before I launch the program I keep getting this error: The game still launches and whatnot, but sometimes several instances of ARMA II launch with it. Also, I keep getting prompted to copy multiple CD keys to my clipboard and told I'll have to enter them at some point upon entering the game. I've encountered this type of thing in the Assassin's Creed series, but was given an option to enter my CD keys when Uplay launched. I see no such option here.

I've been using DayZ Commander. I don't know how to get into DayZ Mod from Steam, haha.

Feeling pain has nothing to do with not being able to walk when your muscles/tendons/bones/sinew are torn apart.

Thirty seconds is fine. You can't expect a deterrent system to address every single possibility in a game with as many possibilities as DayZ. You win some, you lose some.

Get a MP buttstock, or get out!