Grimey Rick

? World of Warcraft has a big map...

I'm just trying to find Carl. Fuckin' Lori...

Right-click DayZ, and navigate to the location of my screenshot:

Server hopping still lets me gear up in an hour or less... during the timer, I play Flappy Bird or read the forums.

Fist running isn't completely fixed on stable. You still run faster than just normally running, it just takes a little bit to get going. On experimental, it's completely fixed.

This game needs an auto-run feature. You want realism? LOL ZOMBIES

With what settings? That No video card won't will do 60+ FPS in any city with high or better settings. EDIT: Because grammar derp.

Don't forget the school. I find so many there.

8/10 Wait, you recommended he spend a lot of time on the forum, eventually becoming a cynical prick by having his soul crushed by the plethora of crying children whining about every aspect of the game. 2/10

With all due respect, you're doing it wrong if you withhold any information pertaining to bugs. This is an alpha, remember? A quick google search yields no new information on duping beyond the original method of killing yourself by abusing server lag which has been fixed since the inception of the server timer.If you're aware of another method and you don't report it, you're not alpha-ing properly. EDIT: Fucking phone.

You had me up until you brought parenting into the argument. I have two kids, one of whom plays DayZ, and he asks me to duplicate my guns fairly often as he dies a lot. I oblige him because it's a game, and who cares, right? I used to take advantage of the 1UP exploit in Super Mario Bros. 3, and the materia dupe in Final Fantasy VII when I was a kid. So what? I'm a productive member of society, exploiting in video games has nothing to do with your character, it has to do with human nature. If you don't do it, that's fine, but there's no moral high ground in a video game. I'm not religious at all, but if he's up there, I'm fairly certain God won't turn you away for exploiting in DayZ. (; Also, about the item duping, the original way to do it has been fixed with the implementation of the server timer. The original way to dupe was by abusing server lag. Quickly disconnecting and reconnecting would allow you to create a copy of your character for a few seconds. Killing your original avatar would allow you to loot your own body as the server wouldn't finish logging you off once dead. If there's another way to do it, I'm unaware. As far as I know you can now only duplicate things held in your hands upon logging out, so yes, that is considered a method of duping.

Not at the rate they've been going. Pretty bad, eh?

The same reason you think it's proper to play a guy? What's the difference? I never understand these threads. I go back and forth, but I don't really have a valid reason other than I get bored of looking at the same character for too long.

I used to carry a kitted Mosin around on my back and a kitted M4A1 in my hands. It was handy for scouting areas before entering. Now though, I only use a Magnum. Much easier to attain after dying, and more challenging/fun. Dropping two kitted bandits on an airfield with a Magnum and then gloating is always good for some amusement.

Stop complaining about complaining about KOS.

What kind of numbers were you hitting? You'll need at least a 30% increase to notice anything. I messed around with it one day and didn't notice a difference until hitting 4.6GHz. I tried 4.2GHz, 4.4GHz, 4.6GHz, 4.8GHz, and then 5.0GHz. I stopped at 5.2GHz because my voltage was getting pretty close to the limit that I was comfortable with. C stepping ftw. DayZ SLI

This. When I run my CPU at the stock 3.4GHz, I literally lose 10 frames per second as opposed to the overclock in my signature. I have two graphics cards in SLI that are three years old and I'm still pumping out the frames. It's mostly CPU related.

Helpful video, if a little dated.

No they're not. They might take an extra punch, that's it. Trust me, I have knocked out a hoard of children who thought themselves safe within the polyurethane confines of their cranial prison. (All I do is kill people.)

"I gunned down a husband and brutally murdered his wife with my axe. The husband was unconscious; the wife was dead. I began making grunting and groaning noises over voice communication whilst spamming Z, X, Z, X, over and over with my avatar hovering over his wife. I came not to the metaphysical contact of her cadaver being ravaged by my e-manhood, but by the subtle whimpering being emitted from the very core of the husband's soul. Unadulterated, heart-wrenching sorrow. I let him bleed out, hoping that the regret of offering me a can of beans would haunt him for eternity."

Not this. This.

So would I, truly. However, I'd like at least an update a month, otherwise this game will be irrelevant by the time it's released.

If you don't agree with the way they're developing the game, request a refund from Steam and move along. While I agree that it seems the development of this game is a little askew, it is what it is and they've sufficiently covered their asses by shoving their stupid disclaimer in your face at every turn. My advice would be to take a break. That's what I'm doing. There are so many other games out there that are currently much more fun to play. All of these people who patroll these forums in some sort of self-righteous zealous attempt to justify why they themselves are still playing this buggy mess of a game that has less content than a Stephen King novel are a force to be reckoned with. You can't dissuade them, you can't disagree with them; your only option is to mentally punch them in the throat and move on. I've grown so tired of this type of discussion, it's truly pointless. Most discussions that take place on the internet are. So, technically, my making this post is also pointless. As are any replies it garners. And so on.