Grimey Rick

I shot my wife when we were on our way to Berezino from NEAF. She was bitching at me for not scooping the cat litter. I let her go for about five minutes before I lit her up with my M4. Ah, DayZ. Our therapy. <3

This site saves lives.

Because video game T-Shirts, Hoodies, Checked Shirts, Tactical Shirts To restore weapons from "Badly Damaged" or "Damaged" condition to "Worn" condition Currently, melee weapons are more or less broken. But the normal order would be: Firefighter Axe, Splitting Axe/Farming Hoe/Pitchfork, then everything else. Picking up anything other than what I listed is generally not worth it Airfields/strips, Military Bases/Camps, large towns/cities (Berezino, Svetlojarsk, Elektrozavodsk, Chernogorsk, Chapaevsk, etc) Yup... not quite sure how either fixes a broken limb, but y'know, DayZ is all about selective realism

That can be fixed be removing the item in question and re-equipping it, or by logging out and then back in. It's a glitch involving food. If you select "Eat" or "Eat All" when food is still on the ground and not in your inventory, it'll cause this issue.

Watch this video. Profit.

I completely drained a guy's blood earlier with blood bags. Does that make me a bandit? =(

Here's DayZ on max settings for comparison:

Have you played Breaking Point? Aside from the dorky looking animations (thanks to ARMA 3) the game is awesome. DayZ looks better, but functionally I'd take Breaking Point any day (thus far). They've done more with a fraction of the funding (if they even receive any). #excessiveuseofbrackets

Yeah, they could be, but this isn't the mod anymore. This is its own product. Stupid, glitchy, clunky zombies are not acceptable in this game. During the alpha, fine, but I'm willing to bet $100 they don't get much better even after release. Breaking Point is a prime example which I already mentioned. They tried to do some zombie hordes and failed miserably on a newer, more polished version of RV. I won't rest until we bully the developers into giving us zombies à la State of Decay!

These bots get pretty annoying, and I imagine it'd make the moderators' jobs a lot easier.

You start the game with these things called fists, and if you punch a slow moving zombie in the head it'll fall to the ground. Keep punching its head while it's down, and when it stands back up... yup, you guessed it! Punch it in the head again. Rinse and repeat until zombie dies. It'll take one to maybe ten punches to the head to kill a zombie. ~*So cray!*~

No, everything is stored in the hive. Unfortunate coincidence would be my guess.

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At the end of the day, you ran from someone in a video game.

Lol? Felt sorry about what? You're scary, man! /gasp

I'm server hopping right now. Not for loot, but to kill other players! If I see a bambi, I'll help him loot the airfield. If I see a gas mask or camouflage clothing... pew pew!

I don't think a sense of humor is what you think it is.

Yeah. When I bought my new video cards I was debating on buying a 4K monitor. I watched a friend of mine play DayZ on his rig with dual R9 290Xs and decided against it. Now Battlefield 4 is another story... I still might have to invest in one for that game. <3

Yeah, but I wasn't quick enough. She just told me I'm an asshole then went downstairs... TO COOK SUPPER!

The best part about 2160p in DayZ is that it looks no better than 1080p.

What if he was just camped in front of the door waiting for you to come in? You'd then know exactly where he was. You can't really justify looking through the wall like that unless you couldn't find him using legitimate means. Also, learn to wall peek properly. That was really awkward to watch.

Good stuff, looks legit.

I feel it's just a cheap way to make you work a little bit in order to improve your gun. Of course two plastic parts on your gun aren't going to affect things such as dispersion, but it's something for the player to do.

I'm a huge prick/cynic and even I can find it within the confines of my rotten heart to congratulate them on this milestone. C'mon guys. :3

Congratulations, but you weren't being a hero, you were just helping someone out. People running around chiming in about how heroic they are is ridiculous. Some days I help people out, some days I kill everyone I see. What does that make me? Should I see a shrink? As for the Elektro Peace Walk, watch the video CJ posted and check my reaction time. I was camping the stairs as Death was watching the window. The next thing I know, I was dead. In the video you can see I didn't even shoot. I was crouched there waiting intently, but never even saw who/what killed me. We were both connected to the server you were on with over 200ms of latency, so we were both fucked from the get-go. I killed four or five people from the window and watched them run ten or twenty feet before dying. It was fun, but that whole event was a laggy mess for me and death.