Grimey Rick

I operate cranes for a living and from the top of Canada to the bottom of USA racism is alive and well in the workplace, dude. I'm not necessarily an advocate, but people should be able to say whatever they want if they're game to risk a broken jaw. Also, not sure where you're from but racial slurs don't get you arrested in Canada.

This. DayZ is a great game even in its current form. It's the utter uselessness of BattlEye that's disheartening. I've got almost 1,500 hours in it for a reason.

I press "W".

So you basically want a Diablo III Nemesis system integrated into a game that's supposed to be somewhat realistic. This isn't Resident Evil or Left for Dead, bro.

I just managed to kill a guy who teleported from the military base at Veresnik to my position just outside of Rogovo in about five seconds. I watched him teleport ~100m at a time as I ran from him. He rapidly caught up to me, so I thought, "Meh, f♥♥♥ it," did a 180 and charged him with my 1911. I was able to drop him after being shot twice by his Mosin (once initially and again in the frantic melee). Now my ghillie suit, high capacity vest, pants, ammo, food and bandages are all ruined. Honestly, isn't it time this is fixed? It's been a year. If BattlEye can't handle it, maybe it's time to pass on the torch.

You currently can't paint the full suit. You can paint the top, bush rag, gun wrap and hood though.

People still play World of Warcraft? Hah, wtf.

I already have that in my launch options as per this guide. It still does it, though. :T

I'm in. So in.

Farmers are the best survivors, yo. They be hookin' cows up to vacuums 'n' shit, na mean?

Netting is quite common. My friends and I have made many full ghillie suits. If you're not finding it, you're extremely unlucky. Running along the shore from Rify to Chernogorsk almost always yields enough for a full suit + gun wrap.

Thanks. I get tired of spelling things out for people on the forums.

I blew some poor bastard's head off with a Mosin in Berezino last night whilst he cruised around in his truck. // ... Transportation successfully acquired ... //

Put it on your hotbar and then press the corresponding button. ;)

I remained hopeful the joke would wear off after the first eighteen. He posted here for a month like any other person, then all of a sudden began with the quirky, broken English. Like I said, 'twas amusing at first. Y'know what? Scratch that. Jumping on the ol' "LOL, so funny dude!!! You are the only reason I come to these forums! You're such an original and funny guy! Completely average stories are way more entertaining when delivered in Borat's dialect!" You've been a member here twelve days. I'll take what you say seriously in another month or so. By the way, I'd chill on the name-calling. I received a warning point for calling someone an ignoramus a few months ago. I'd rank git higher on the offensive scale than ignoramus.

These posts were funny the first eighteen times. 1/10

You've never played with me. I go Red Orchestra on baddies e'ryday, son.

I no understand this words? Sissy fire? This mean for to kill all noob? k

Is it balanced? Nope. Does development care? Nope. Will a ton of baddies chime in about how it IS balanced? Yup. #inb4lock

I'm glad you're enjoying the game, but I don't buy the whole leaving notes thing. I don't expect you give a damn whether I do or not, but that just seems too random. How did you guys meet each other the first time? When you leave a note that says, "See you Sunday," what if your friend can't make it? Does he shoot you a message or leave you in the dark potentially waiting there for hours? Survival in this game is already so easy, but to me, this is just forcing you to play an already boring game by yourself most of the time. If it wasn't for TeamSpeak and being able to shoot the shit with my pals while playing, I'd never log on. Anyway, kudos to you for trying to make this game fun again.

So how do you find your friends?

The guy was asking how many times one must hit another with an axe to kill him. I don't think he (or anyone else) really gives a shit what you guys think of him. Hell, I hate most of the people on these boards, especially the white knights. ;) @OP: What kind of axe did you have? A fire axe will generally drop a guy in a couple of hits to the upper torso. A splitting axe, a couple more.

It's not sexist. The Derringer is made small enough to fit neatly into an average sized vagina. It was made explicitly for females! On that note, an average vagina is two slots in your inventory. I wonder if I can fit my hacksaw into my ol' lady? I'll post pics later. Anyhow, I found one of these earlier today while playing with my wife (we haven't played in two months) and get this, she annoyed the shit out of me until I gave it to her. Further proof that it's 100% for ladies. This is what happens when the search function is used. #epicnecro #causticpost

The MP5-K is a piece of shit. /thread

There was nothing to excuse, mate. It's a game full of infected/zombies, neither of which exist beyond a few wild claims on the internet. It was a pretty accurate statement, all things considered. My problem is not with a game being realistic. My problem is that people will complain a game ISN'T realistic because of how fast we're able to run, but these same people will ignore someone being shot five times in the chest with a Mosin before going unconscious, or a Jimmy-rigged splint completely curing a broken leg. Therein lies my issue.