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Grimey Rick

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  1. Grimey Rick

    they killed DayZ for me and many others

    The game is no harder, it's just more boring. How to survive, you ask? 1. Find an apple tree 2. Pick apples for an hour 3. Eat them until healthy 4. Log out until 0.56
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    Tatanko's Monthly Social -- April 2015

    Me and my crew mustn't be very fun for those attending the events we crash. :(
  3. Grimey Rick

    Let's talk performance.

    My computer wins, but it still runs DayZ like shit. I'm sure it'll run DayZ like shit at release, too. #pessimist4life
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    Tatanko's Monthly Social -- April 2015

    While I respect and appreciate the essence of a gathering like this in a video game, this type of event is infinitely more fun to troll than attend and participate in. +1 OP
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    the reaction to mass amounts of zeds worry me

    This game needs to be brutal. DayZ talked so much shit about how authentic and difficult it would be, it'd be a shame for it not to live up to its own hype. Personally, I lost interest in H1Z1 after less than ten hours. The game feels too cartoon-ish -- they can add as many zombies as they want, it's always going to feel like a State of Decay ripoff to me. DayZ feels more visceral, thus appealing to me. Once everything is ironed out and there are massive amounts of zombies, I'll be a happy camper. ♥
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    in defence of FOV slider

    FOV changes should only be able to be made at the login screen where you get a preview of your avatar. The fact that it's still possible to do it in-game on the fly in about two seconds (when you get good at it) is borderline mind-blowing. Turning a mid-range scope like the PU into a LRS with the aid of an in-game setting is enough proof that this needs to be fixed. /thread
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    Autorun LUA Script

    I haven't been banned after almost 1,600 hours of using a run script. /thread
  8. Grimey Rick

    tactical shirt needs reskinning

    This hasn't been mentioned a dozen times before or anything.
  9. Grimey Rick

    Making real friends in Dayz

    I met a crazy Newfoundlander who lives a couple of hours from me through DayZ. He's a psycho, but hilarious; he's just as likely to shoot you in a fire fight and laugh about it as he is the people trying to kill you. I also met DeatHTaX through DayZ, but he's a huge fruitcake. ;)
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    Next DayZ Sale?

    Tell them to skip lunch twice this week. If you can't afford $40 for a game with potentially infinite replay value, something is seriously wrong.
  11. What kind of fucking loser buys gear in a survival game? Wait, H1Z1 does it too. Buying ANYTHING [especially] in an ALPHA version of a video game in which you could lose all you bought with one improperly mounted ladder or a stray bullet is probably the biggest waste of money you could think of. Heating your home by burning $5 bills is less of a waste.
  12. Grimey Rick

    Have you ever run into the only other guy on the server?

    Plays multi-player game which is extremely heavily based on player interaction. Runs into only other person on server. Freaks out and makes forum post. 10/10
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    Standalone updated enough?(since Sep '14)

    It's an alpha. Dean with it.
  14. Grimey Rick

    Open discourse about hoarding.

    Oh yes, indeed. After being flamed for three days by 90% of the forum and borderline harassing the BattlEye admin, it was finally looked into. (I'm definitely glad that it was looked into, but it's by no means a great system.) BattlEye almost cost me $90, and I've never even thought about cheating. My heart goes out to the plethora of false-positive bans that haven't been caught.
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    Irregular Pulse

    I ran around with a character that had an irregular heartbeat for a full week without suffering from a heart attack. Thanks to my good buddy for hitting me with a defibrillator whist I was eating! (I ended up drowning that character, fully geared. Wife spawned in Chernogorsk while I was way up north. Saved a lot of nagging.)
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    "Friendly" Players who KOS behind your back.

    What you're describing wasn't KOS.
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    Open discourse about hoarding.

    How exactly do you know someone duped their gun? I always find this type of post amusing.
  18. Grimey Rick

    Open discourse about hoarding.

    I can attest to this.
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    Open discourse about hoarding.

    Wow, really? Hoarding is the entire point of the game, <expletive>. That, and killing other people. Do you expect people to just loll around Chernarus being nice to everyone they encounter and feeling guilty for looting military equipment? If my bags are full of stuff I took the time to loot, you're fucking right I'm going to head back to my tent. If we weren't meant to hoard, why the fuck would they have implemented item persistence? So we could make a base and sit in it with a thumb up our <expletive>? /facepalm
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    who's seen the abandoned soviet underground bases?

    I flew off the first ladder and fell to the bottom but I didn't die, just landed with a soft *poof*. I've been down there several times, usually once with each new patch to see if they've changed anything or added loot to it. I had a military tent at one point that I was going to try to erect down there, but I ended up killing two guys at the new military base and I lost it as I was looting their stuff; I put the tent on the ground and it disappeared. =(
  21. Grimey Rick

    I think I might have a problem with shotguns...

    Me and my Newfie friend messed around with the MP-133 the other night. I was able to hit him at 110 meters or so and the shot took him from healthy to a grey screen. One of my new favorite weapons!
  22. Grimey Rick

    So much negativity....

    I hate threads like these. And I hate people who don't flush.
  23. Grimey Rick

    Win32

    Come on you lazy developers, DayZ doesn't run on my copy of Windows 95. This is complete crap; I shouldn't be expected to update my OS every twenty years, you guys should accommodate me as I paid for your product!
  24. Grimey Rick

    Plate Carrier Accessories?

    Stay out of my car, you fucking thief!
  25. Grimey Rick

    why doesn't the bipod fit on the mosion?!

    Nah, it'd go down. His Mosin can shoot through walls, after all.
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