Grimey Rick

If you can't play DayZ in its current state, you're bad at video games. Honestly. Back in my day we played DayZ for five minutes at a time before the memory leak crashed the game. What did we do then? Why, we logged back in for another five minutes, of course. (;

These ideas are so bad. Just murder people until you're bored, then wait until the next patch. /thread

What the fuck? We already HAVE this.

Is... is that your setup...?

I refuse to farm. In a game where people complain about so many things being unrealistic, planting and harvesting a garden should take a lot longer than five minutes.

Let's continue recommending that someone server hop hoping to find a glitch. EDIT: 10/10

I shouldn't have to explain it to someone such as yourself just for the sake of an argument. You should know better. DayZ Mod is strictly a PvP-fest. While the Standalone currently has excessive amounts of PvP, it also encourages survival. Very, very, VERY few Mod servers run vanilla DayZ, and even fewer make surviving difficult (besides other players). The OP didn't specify what kind of game he is looking for, so I gave my opinion. Imagine that, someone giving their opinion based on experience on a forum on the internet. Cray.

Not really.

The Mod used to be good. Now it's mostly just Arma with zombies. Go for the Standalone.

The only thing multiple people can accomplish faster in DayZ is, in general, loot stuff faster. When it comes to surviving, you're better off on your own. I've lost count of how many 3-5 man squads I've destroyed by myself.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN HAVE FUN IN DAYZ IS IF I HAVE ALL THE GUNS AND I KILL ALL THE PEOPLE

LMAO, the two edits in the OP made me laugh out loud.

You're playing the game how it's meant to be played, I see. /facepalm At this point they should start selling single slot servers.

There shouldn't be a reticle at all. Once looting is fixed so that all loot (even stuff on top of dressers, for example) shows up in your "vicinity" menu, there's literally no need for the dot, either.

Yeah, I had 1,500 hours back in October. Since then I've barely logged 100. They're gonna have to do better than this to lure me back before full release on a consistent basis! I play for maybe ten hours each new patch that hits stable.

I both agree and disagree. I once looked back at the Mod through rose-colored glasses, but after returning to it recently, I realized how evil nostalgia can be. Both have their pros and cons, however, we still have a voice when it comes to the Standalone. I suggest you stay rather than quit and offer constructive criticism rather than cynical sob stories of how much you dislike it. Even if it ends up as a steaming pile of crap, you can at least say you tried, right? (;

Neither does my computer. See my signature. No computer will deliver an amazing frame rate.

Yeah, that shit has been around forever. I remember back when you could still crawl under the original hangars at NEAF I managed to kill a guy that was trying to shoot me through the floor of the hangar. Anyway, I got him, and I crawled under to loot him. As I was laying there a zombie ran under as well and killed me in one shot. This was before the "healthy" status was implemented, but I was definitely 100% healthy as the guy didn't even manage to land a shot. Long story short, it's been around for at least a year now.

TD;DR. (too dark, didn't read) I'll never understand why people feel the need to change the default text color. Meh. Welcome to the forums, I guess.

What purpose would this serve? Whether or not you realize a bear is mauling you to death irl is kind of irrelevant, i'n'it? At the end of the day, you're dead.

You'll find lots of PvP at my house when I get home on May 8th. Apparently my kids scratched my 80" Samsung LED TV. I'll probably KoS them, tbh.

Shoot them first. Duh... -_-

@OP: Is the new engine going to be a .pborlem for you? I'm here all night, guys.

From every post you've made that I've read, it really sounds like you're just bad.