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elPropofolian

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About elPropofolian

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    Berlin, Germany
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    running away from human players and zombies
  1. elPropofolian

    Third Person Fix

    Must be a sad and painfull real-life getting headache from first-person view... Maybe this treats all migraine issues in real-life... We have to invent the 3rd-Person-View-Drone for all females in the world. yay (I´m not a sexist, I suffer from migraine myself but it´s an rediculous excuse...) Do not play for 10 hours before (real-life)rest your eyes and body, think of a lightsource other than your display and the blinkything attached to your cpu-fan (no the 3 reddots from your trackIR dont count!), keep distance to your display and eat enough clean food other than fastfood... ^^ Can´t think either, that the make-invisible-method would be slowing the engine down... and that´s not acceptable (to me).
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    Spawning as a zombie (limited number)

    Reminds me of old Alien vs. Predator days. But I think Chernarus is to huge. Control zombies like in Zeus (Arma3) would be nice though... ^^ One player against all others ... ^^
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    Heart massage

    Read: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/164906-defibrillators/ I hope they will fix the whole medical system in the end...
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    Defibrillators

    And again... Someone changed the defib to become a cardioversion-robot... ;-) Who is the medical consultant in charge? Dr. House? Or Dr. Green from EmergencyRoom? Now I know, its Hawk from M*A*S*H... Treating an irregular pulse with an cardioversion in a post-apocalyptic Setting not knowing of the patients ecg or patient History... I wouldnt know anything better to do. For me the devs just like the defib model and dont want to delete it, but it still needs to be deleted. No pulse: might be asystole heart: start cpr No pulse: might be ventricular fibrillation, cpr!!!1!!one!! then defib No pulse: might be pulseless ventricular tachy, shock or drugs needed Pulse, fast: might be ventricular tachycardia, cardioversion plausible, but still drugs would do better and i dont know common aeds (such as we have in dayz) that can run a cardioversion Pulse irregular: not lifethreatening in Most cases, I know plenty of old guys living for years with severe arryhtmia What is the reason someone totally healthy runs into arrhythmia? Maybe a lack of electrolytes or using of Bad drugs... ...But again, changing the Heart is not changing the elektrolytes in your bloodlevel. If your water pipe is broken, do you clean the water for hours before fixing the pipe itself? Fix the problem, not its Symptoms. I am as allways saying: Treat the reason for the players illness, do not use medical equipment you do not know how (and when) to use it. Stupid defib... Delete it. ;-)
  5. I recommend not visiting (former) eastern-germany in summertime then... What´s wrong about nudity? I rather see someone naked than in fully equipped military gear... Same for peeing/pooing, you (not to you Demon) cry about people abusing it to tortue other players ... what about rotten fruits or weapons at all then. If you include stuff like stomach to the game, you might think about including the bowel and bladder too. But please be aware of not creating theSims : RainbowZombieHeartApocalypseUnicorn ...
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    Street light in the middle of Svetlojarsk?

    Is this nighttime-bug known? I thought it was gods light or a firefly. ^^ http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3282299796600068530/11D8AC8801A84DA3769389E6E1B03E643AC08D1D/
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    My gear is starting to haunt my game.

    Well... I´m not a fagala ... anyway ... I got bored too, died yesterday after a nice sniper battle in berezino... So I decided to be a priest or at least a nerd for now ... not harming anyone, not even Zeds. Running around with my black dress and only a bible in my hand. Let´s see how the world reacts to me. I love sitting down watching the sky and read books in dayZ...you knew you can read? It´s fun. I always lough about people sitting all day long reading, saying not 21th century, I can sit inGame and read, and it´s english... So I learn something. Maybe... or not. Who comes and shoots me? Please? I suffer from a severe morbus halldean.
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    Strange popup notice

    Muahahahaha... I mean... I am innocent... Cough... Muahaha....Confirm namechange #Serverhopping in #Serverbugging
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    Clearing your server history

    Or a single-button to clear just one single (bad) server!
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    I'm now killing on sight.

    You mean fastest?
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    A gamemode that starts and ends in 7 irl days.

    The problem is, that you can lose everything in SanAndreas, ehm, StandAlone. That´s the difference. Players with little gaming periods will be upset quite often and sooner or later refuse playing on these servers. I like game-modes, but I like the ones suitable for all the player/customers/p®ayers. To have one mode for all, one programm, one server-type and nothing fancy to confuse the BDUs, who I point myself too. That was all I was trying to say (language-barrier-2.0), no harm meant.
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    I'm now killing on sight.

    Oh my dear, I found a pistol yesterday and your post a great reminder not to show it to anybody coming close to me... My only problem is how the f#*& will I ever be able to hunt some animal for food when playing without weapons? Are the collectable stones throwable? ^^
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    A gamemode that starts and ends in 7 irl days.

    We need a time machine then. Becouse all the adult players, with jobs and families and a real real-life wouldn´t be able to play this game-mode unless you need an easy victim... Why the time-m4ch33n? I need to be junger for this game-mode, like 14 or 16 years, when school was out at 2pm and gaming started at 02:10pm and ended at 02:10am... ^^ Fine days back then, fine days bloody indeed. When speaking of game-modes for Daisy, then something serverbased. You need to fill up your vehicle with gasoline? Search many many canister or activate the generator* by the fuel-station (using a gasoline canister). You want to send a radio signal of your voice all over the loudspeakers of the island? And annoy other players? Activate the generator* by the radio-station and start your singing contest. You want to set of the firealarm by the fire-station? Activate the...* That will affect all the zombies nearby to come visit you... (and makes a clear way to other parts of the city, blocked by zombie hordes) You want city with lights and electricity? Activate the...* You want every town and every lantern in the country lighted? Go to the power-plant, clear it off zombies and activate the button. (And defend it agains z-attacks... (due to the warm humming sound the generators create))
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    Facepaint

    I once visited some people (due to my job) trying to "bodypaint" by spraydoses. It´s not really healthy, especially when you are suffering asthma. BUT... you will definitely win a darwin award nominee. OnTopic: I like the idea. Beans given.
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    Anyone Find The Red Military Boots?

    I would like the medic-uniform and redcross helmet... I now wear the blue-barret. At least something reminding me of home. ^^ Blue boots aye? Need a pair of them too... ^^
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