KingOfTime

1. Zombie hitboxes are borked. 2.desync 3. It's taken me 3 rounds to kill from 3m away. 4.Logging in/walking upstairs is known to kill in this build 5.desync 6. You are going to be very sad when stamina/a realistic running speed are implemented.

no one can test my features.

I wait until it either says"You are dead" or I wake up. I'd say about 40% of the time I wake up and escape. edit- That being said, I don't mind if people immediately respawn, it just gives me more time to deal with their friends without having to worry about them waking up. So, everyone, do me a favour and log out as soon as you go unconscious.

As someone who has felled multiple trees via axe, if you tried to cut down 4 trees without sharpening the axe head in between each one, you would be very very sad...

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/158966-dayz-standalone-server-hosting-rules-server-reporting/ "Where to to send your server reports: Multiplay: [email protected] Vilayer: [email protected] Fragnet: [email protected] or submit a ticket to their abuse department GamingDeluxe: [email protected] Gameservers: [email protected] If you don't know which GSP the offending server is rented from, just send the report to all of them and they'll sort it out themselves. * Remember to include the IP and port numbers, the server name is not enough* You find these numbers by highlighting the server in the server browser, then selecting 'Detail' at the lower right. If you can't remember which server you were playing on, you can find it under the 'History' tab. Edited by Max Planck, 20 April 2014 - 09:16 AM."

It will run it, but you wont get 50-60fps inside of cities. My 3570k/gtx680 struggles to get 20fps in some cities.

Traveling Bard.

Sushi salesman.

Extremely rare, and it will only get more rare as time goes on.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/6794-i-give-up-this-game-is-bull-i-want-my-money-back/

Being tortured in game can be fun, but your captor has to really put on a role and stick to it. The usual "hurr durr eat sum bleach LOLZORS" gets old really fast. But, if you can role play a psycho, and make it interesting, it makes me not want to log and take the death, but see where you're going with it. Torture would be more acceptable, in my opinion, if it was actually funny/scary for the condemned. But most people don't have the kind of imagination to keep me captivated. For example, I would love to come across some people who try to put me in a "Surviving the Game" kind of situation. TL;DR: I want to role play Ice-T as a homeless man.

I wouldn't say it's easy, because melee attacks that should connect simply don't. I will say that once you figure out how it's broken it becomes much easier.

I feel like that would have been funnier if you just took his pants/weapons and left him unconscious. At least, it would have been more humiliating for the m4 guy.

I don't mind the increase in the numbers/spawning of zombies, what I do mind is the apparent ability of zombies to aggro from 400m away(without firing a shot). I got used to not firing my weapon after I burned through all of my magnum ammo. Melee is still broken, but I haven't died from zombies yet, even as Mike Tyson. I did ruin quite a few shirts though. EDIT:spelking

Let them hide their tents on low-pop servers, it just gives an incentive to join those servers to look for tents.

64 bit servers, not the client.

morphine or a splint. Use either and your problem is solved.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154395-can-i-run-dayz-retail-post-here/

#OCCUPYCHERNARUS

I had luck with the head/neck area of the body.

I think that technically, you might be correct. When the game is no longer in alpha, the alpha will no longer exist, so yes, the incomplete alpha will always be an incomplete alpha, until it becomes a beta-because then the alpha doesn't exist.

It would make more sense if you had to use an axe/hacksaw to cut down the handle first.

This is for you. https://twitter.com/sandraapopaaa/media I think the lack of AA is the worst part about this picture...besides, two face, of course.

tanks confirmed

New zombie navmesh is on experimental.