Mordon

Hey your voice isnt annoying me and you are quite the crackshot, you should make more vids

So I had a mission, recruit everyone to join me and form the largest group on the server for the longest possible time. My record is 25 people without being shot at, and we performed one marriage ceremony.. Here are some screenshots from the little ragtag group we formed. Sorry for the low detailed graphics, I have a terrible terrible computer..

Game knows what I want and gives me the exact opposite- I play with friends and get killed in Berezino. Game spawns me 10 times in a row in Solinchiny, I tell my friends to come to Solinchiny and they do. Then I get killed and only get Berezino spawns.Another case, my shirt gets ruined, need a new shirt.. Berezino and the surroundings will have absolutely no shirts anywhere, ANYWHERE.

I have an ancient computer, Q6600 with GTX650 and 4gigs of RAM.. I play on medium details and I notice that whenever people come near me or spawn next to me my fps drops to nothing for abit and then goes up again. So it sort of became like a spider sense when people are in the area :D

I'm Mordon, 30 years old from Israel. You may have met me on the field, I have a pretty deep voice and I usually don't kill on sight. About 300 hours in, every day is a different experience..

Funny you say that as poop is being added

Zombies tore me apart, tried 3 different melee weapons that made absolutly no damage to the zombies. Evantually I turned to fists but I was overwhelmed. Couldn't escape either because they kept running faster then me

I apologize, I didn't mean it to sound like that- I've been to Europe many times and I find it very hard to decide which country I liked the most as most of the trips were awesome. I meant no offense. I must admit I am anti-nationalistic personally and I dislike nationality-bashiing extremely

maybe but I am able to communicate with Americans so much better as I don't speak any of the many European languages. Sometimes I think English is not even taught in schools in most of Europe..

I like to go on shore trips with friends from the far north to Electro/Cherno and then work our way back. We don't kill people but rather meet people along the way, take some with us and become friends. I've done that many times. Some of the people I befriended- I still play with, I met some famous dayz youtubbers, I met some insane bastard and some really funny guys. Btw, being an Israeli I had to resist the urge of a normal ping and NOT play on the European servers but rather play on the American servers. On the European servers its like a session of Call of Duty with tons of hackers, most dialogue i'll get will be "&*%*& you" in a strange accent. Americans from my experience tend to be nicer and give me an entirely different experience. oh, and since I do much less fighting my high ping is less noticed.

They terrorise the local population of DayZ who only want to live their daily lives.. And they do it by using haxx! They are worse the terrorists.. they are terrorist hackers! obviously im joking

Yea realized as much, makes me feel even better about killing those bandits

So I just killed several terrorists who tried to kill me and my friends and look what I found in their equipment, Infinity bullets (look down in my backpack). I tried reloading several empty magazines and it is confirmed as infinity. Has anyone ever encountered something like this? have I just witnessed a new type of hack?

I think the developers of DayZ had this in mind when they made this game -

heh, me and some friends tried to shoot a zombie in berezino, suddendly atleast 18 zombies started running at us from every direction.. first time in my life I actually had to retreat from zombies