pilgrim*

Hmm - you uninstalled ? and now your only fun in life is to come here to the forum of a game you do not play and spread venom ? Do you do this with many other game forums ? I mean, dude, you smack talk on forums for games you DONT play ? you must have friends everywhere

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/201412-six-upcoming-developments-that-will-change-dayz-for-the-better-gamespot-article/#entry2025587 a thread with the same title as this thread

=laughs aloud= If I began to qote dictionary definitions at you it would be an insult to your intelligence. Quote: "The term elitism, or the title elitist, are often used to describe people as being out of touch with the average Joe. The implication is that the alleged elitist person or group thinks they are better than everyone else; and therefore put themselves before others. It could be seen as a synonym for snob." but I grant you my confidence - we both already know what was intended by that epithet.

I remonstrate that I have a posteriori elucidated the mystery of Megaboneon's erectile propensity (cmon guys, say .... eewwwwwwww ! .. )

go through their pockets while you're at it

incoming ! as I have longtime advocated movement between servers instead of the too-common "this is mine" mentality, and hypocritical closed groups of xenophobe players - if this is ever implemented - what was called "server-hopping" will become an official required game element good

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/201637-six-upcoming-developments-that-will-change-dayz-for-the-better-loot-rarity-wait-whaat/#entry2027858 cat among birds

wha ? Wasn't there already a thread about this ? Wasn't there already a poll about this ? I'm getting deja-vu. I checked the thread date and then I went back and checked the year. Maybe I'm not awake. I could have sworn there was already a poll about this, and a long thread, with the same Chris T. quote up at the head of it ? And the poll question was twisted as unfairly as it could be ? Or did I imagine all that ? Hell, I'm not even going to check. I'm just going to read my fave online gun mags and look at those great pics of weapons. I'm not even going to look at this thread no more. Maybe it is the same thread again. ( yawn - can someone wake me up when we've turned the game back into ArmA3, thanx ) xx pilgrim

Interesting .. Do you play with others or play with yourself ?

?? In that case just write the patch and send it up to BI Or check out what other players say on the "I can't suicide", "broken leg" or "I am lost' threads. There are several with good advice.

How about Ley Lines ?

wha ? .... I was saying you should go build a fire on the giant's wang, spend the night there, have a party... take a photo, leave a stick offering ... (don't start me off again) xx DayZ Ghost-Shirts

Fishing gear, rods, skinning knives, you should most likely find behind the backdoor, or in a porch or outhouse of many village houses. Should be common. Probably a good number of decent hunting rifles and ammo. These villages are rural .. country folk hunt and fish and prepare their own game for the oven.

The Megaboneron Quest PREFACE: The secret Lords of the order of Illuminati of DayZ have explained to me : -I am a gamma-casual player because I have only played 550 earth-hours since SA release. -The game is being dumbed down for casual players by a dread BI-DEV (swat team), whatever they are? -The DayZ Illuminati of Uber-Elite Players (UEP) tried to save me from BI-DEV - for their own obscure and horrifying reasons - but failed. As a result I am now very dumb. The advantage is: a ) Headshots no longer affect me The disadvantage is: a ) I can't find my way around anywhere Therefore I cannot screenshot the Giant called Megaboneron. And according to the Writings of St Hetstaine (current era) apparently the Giant is not there yet. Or perhaps he is ? There is a time paradox. THE HISTORICAL RECORD As I am myself constantly headshot by UEP snipers with strange 'dispersion' problems caused by BI-DEV UFO-scientists (led by a Doktor Strangelove dude in a wheelchair) - but I have an IQ of 0.06mm so no one can hit it - the result is I am immune, alive and happy, but my gear is ruined. Anyway, the point about Megaboneron is this: There are several such Giants in NW Europe. This is the first I have heard of in the mid or eastern continent. Or it will be. In the NW it is often repeated that if you sleep one night alone on a Giant's "fortunate state, member" you will very soon become pregnant. The 'alone' is important. However I have not as yet become pregnant (in the interests of scientific research) due to my IQ, as explained. Therefore you must carry on in a solitary manner despite the danger. Instead, I have devoted my time to a very similar challenging mystery here in Real Life where I am not abnormally "dumbed down": as the UEP cannot support reality, and can only maintain "shape" in the "game". Here in France where I really live, protected by ferrets, there is a traditional peasant/village saying (and it is documented): "A young single lady who drinks a whole bottle of wine in one evening will become pregnant within the year" I have analysed and meditated on this folkloric saw by employing my unusual*, highy specific (and honed), Zen Left Hand Path Active Meditational Technique. In addition, frequent local volunteer aid has enabled me to engage in practical tests of this belief, under controled conditions and filmed. I have not yet come to an absolute conclusion (science is a demmanding mistress) but I have generated reasonable interest, and sold some of the films on the internet to fund further investigation. I hope to keep you informed. An organisation called BI-MOD seems able to prevent me from uploading the videos. In hopes of a speedy recovery - Sionara 1 ) Beware the DayZ Illuminati-UEP. 2 ) Photograph the Giant Megaboneron when he appears. 3 ) Build a campfire on his willy. Drink beer. Brang ya girl along. Be a ghost-shirt hippie. 4 ) This is your mission if you choose to accept it. NOTES: The Virtual Illuminati are seeking my elimination as my IQ has become too casual to share the Uber-Player-Consciousness (the source of Uber-Player-Vril) . Megaboneron is located at 126 022 At present it seems to be a "once and future" thing (as often was and shall be the case). A baseball bat or a stick etc is a suitable offering. (*I follow the Left Hand Path only because the Right Hand can result in blindness, as we were taught) xx pilgrim

Please note the incredible recent achievement of the heroic Gews expedition, and it's remarkable success. Perhaps this tiny desolate patch of land, the most distant and most utterly isolated point ever to be attained from Chernarus, can somehow, if possible, be included it the next edition of the unique, masterful, definitive, and beautifully illustrated Hetstaine Guide You must already have read, with trembling eyebrows, the thrilling account. Nevertheless for clarity I include a reference to: The Gews Expedition

GEWS - THE EXPLORER'S MEDAL - JUNE 2014 FOR HIS OUTSTANDING FEAT OF PLANNING, ENDURANCE AND HUMAN ENDEAVOUR IN THE FIELD OF OCEANIC AND GEOPHYSICAL DISCOVERY

Amen

"even casuals will learn and adapt after the initial shock thus dumbing the game down isn't needed" What the hell is this "casuals" crap ? You really just blew an interesting contribution there. Comments in the last 2 days from the SA Uber Elite : "I find making any concessions due to casuals alarming" " easymode casual shit fest " "Casuals ..//.. you don't have to do anything special for them. They're just happy to be given a game with the DayZ logo on it " "not to cater to some imaginary casual player who is obviously brain dead" " this new hunt for attention of "casual player" is worring me" "The way I see it. Why cater to casuals at all? " "why cater to the lowest common denominator ..//.. It's not like BI need to sell more copies " Please stop this ignorant elitist propaganda it's really stupid xx

does the US army really put grenades in washing machines and film it ? wow

the chalk giant 126 022 thought to be Megaboneron Early paleontologists noted the 12m "fortunate anatomy" St Vinyldisc 6th ce wrote: "Большие кости" (don't look) MAP

Mantis

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yep - and all the heavy forest and hidden valleys around it stretching to the west and the east those were the northern highlands gone

In the country its very very rare to have pitch dark night. Light pollution causes night blindness, not the other way around (you city dwellers) But because of the way a PC screen reacts to light-intensity levels, as does the eye of the individual PC viewer in different circumstances - that is what you gamma-adjust is FOR.