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Our mate Jeff was being a bit of a prat while we were all messing about teaching him and another younger player (ghillies younger brother) the ropes of the game, so he got shot, and then again on his way back :P

The point was to spend 30 minutes getting some tester footage and trying to make the tester footage as entertaining as possible, would you have watched us doing mic checks and frame rate checks in a barn up north? This is meant to be a great community and I appreciate every comment however we are just starting our gaming channel and I was polite about asking that if you wish to criticize why not give us a little heads up on what you would like to see? We will do it man, you guys are the audience and without an entertained audience whats the fuckin' point? Hope to see you back on future videos!

Thanks lafesd! Have some beans!

We've got a couple ideas such as; capture a couple dudes gear them up as gladiators and make them fight, winner gets the spoils capture people and sacrifice them to a lake also maybe take a couple guys out into the woods break their legs and then watch them from afar and see what they do (hopefully form an unending friendship) haha any thoughts on the above? what would YOU like to see man?

Yes Sir Mr Potato sir! My mate really liked your comment about chernarus team 6 yesterday haha, this was meant to be our first video but neil just uploaded a quick 30 sec clip to see if the audio was working correctly more to come ASAP! Thanks for the view and comment mate!

oh hey again, me n my buddy had a good laugh at your spelling of exist yesterday cheers for that haha and yea we spent about 30 mins in total 10 minutes of action 20 minutes of swampies, I understand your aversion of the video because you probably fear every puddle you cross now but its ok man you are welcome to come with us on a wild adventure! Don't listen to what all those other kids say, you're Alright!

Hey everyone this is the follow up to Dayz Swamp monsters just some footage of me and my buddy if you enjoy it comment and let us know what else you'd like to see if you didn't enjoy it I appologise, please let us know what we can do to entertain you fine folk! Have a good one and enjoy the video!

thanks for the replies guys! we are just starting a gaming channel because we have some pretty funny moments and just wanted to share them with people :P This really didn't last long it was just some farting about ended with a guy on the ship dying, video to come soon!

Enjoy the video!

Charles Dufferton and his mad skills hahah

"PLEASE Keep this videos comming!" If you do not listen, he will be forced to kill you! great videos man, the gay "bam bam" noise is so funny, just imagine being on the receiving end... would not be happy... hahaha

Derp'd over the side of the ship at rify...(Jumping from the bow, yea. just to prove that I knew how,yea..) It was my third spawn ever in the standalone and went to check the ship out with my friend. He glitched through the floor into an non accessible part of the ship and got an admin reset message (he raged and went off) I went to the bottom of the ship to log out for the night not wanting to spawn through the floor or some shit (well i tried to...) came out of the captains bit and walked the plank off the side of the ship.. tried logging out mid-air and shit.. spawned at sol the next day, ran my ass off back to the ship and no joke the ship apologized... Right at the very same bit of railing I managed to walk myself through, the beauty of a ship spawned me another mosin I want to say win win but its really not a win win is it? More like a Fuck you, Okay I'm sorry have your tears/beans back. I cry beans.

He snuck up behind us within 3 minutes of us arriving at the wall. He fired the first shot which my friend very nearly got hit by. ^ stated pretty clearly above. and the Russian thing, well I was making a reference to the players clothing/ actions and load out in game... mosin, trapper hat, the fact that Russians are the only people who could eat bullets in their ass then start doin' push ups like it was their morning routine? It was a compliment to the characters toughness if anything.

Thanks man, not got a bloody can opener however.. Ghost ship made me walk the plank at mid night last night, yea be careful of the ships railings and mad Russians, but that's common knowledge so..

Hello Everyone, this is my first thread and I thought I would share a little experience I just had with my buddy with you guys(no homo) So me and my mate finally met up he was at NW. I spawned at sol andmade my way up to berez/rify ship got myself a mosin and decent survival supplies (that ship is a god send, as long as you dont fall off it...) We met up at guba and rummaged around for some food and other stuff and planned to head down to cherno and check out that crashed airplane site. However my mate suggested we go scout out North East Airfield first to try and find me a hunters bag, this bright green glossy bag, just doesn't match my brown urban sniper get up I'm trying to go for. So of course we come over olsha way and end up at one of the low-walls on NE "sniper hill" if you will, now every time I have been on this hill someone has killed me from behind (only been here 2 times before and it was on the mod but thats still a high death percentage for this one little area...) and my friend has had similar experiences, he's loaded up with an m4 and all the toys for it, and he brought me a nice long range scope from his plunders, so I was scoping out over the airfield, zombie in the middle of the airfield, another just to its south right next to the hanger, so its unlikely someone has looted the hangers I say we move in, no sooner did I finish saying that did my mate shout there's a dude right behind us, he quickly broke off left down the hill (just narrowly dodging a 7.62 with his name on it) he took cover behind the first thick tree and poked out, I broke off left into a very nearby group of tree to move up hill and get a shot on the guy (he was literally 20 feet behind us, no more) I've moved maybe 15 feet and this mad fuck comes running through a gap in the trees I planned on heading through. I panic, like oh shit what do I do? CRACK CRACK CRACK now we couldn't tell but either his legs got shot off or he passed out briefly from gaining at least 2 new assholes he went down but the show wasn't over, this just made the Russian cunt angry and he bust out a push up, and popped himself upright again. 2m in front of me though, so might have had a more impressive ending on his side if I hadn't enlarged his belly button with my mosin. If anyone is lookin to join up with us and have a laugh you are more than welcome to send me a message, good luck guys, and thanks for reading.