Itchysock

The last time someone said ´but seriously´ to me, it was followed by ´have you rubbed it!´ Thank you for your kind words, for completely humble individuals like us we are truly grateful. May you have a safe passage in dayz and stay away from the woods west of Dolina…

Please work on your spelling, and your own punctuation, its vocabulary NOT vucabulary!! And I will not be drawn into a slagging match, this is not the place for it. I am not writing a book or a column in a new paper so please, talking about grammar and vocabulary is very amateur and off topic…

Like any vocabulary there is a slang element to it – so I Will define that….. using the definitions you have (epeen)is generally because the capacity to engage in a normal conversation is as limited as the use of rotten apple in dayz …now go in peace brother and try and find a fresh banana….

Agreed my friend – we do add humour and only an amateur would confuse the true nature of the content as some sort of fable…..we would not want to appear to big headed by only being serious and stating facts, we dilute the content to a level that will not intimidate a mere mortal gamer…it helps them take stock and learn from us if they can look beneath the comic genius…

Your computer vocabulary has the equivalent effect Stephen Hawking would have on a rugby field….please do not disrespect masters of dayz in this way, and learn from us.

If you hadn’t been following, we are deadly serious…thanks for following, I preverbal touch you on the head..

with respect i never doubted it, in fact congratulated you on it. I just doubted some of the grandeur and romance around it - neverthe less liked the content...

Excuse we are having a mature conversation and sharing our expert opinion and exploits in dayz, its not trolling as we are not offending anyone and don’t intend to, people seem offended by the very fact we are masters of dayz – as mooky pointed out we merely seek to pass on some of our knowledge to better the ability of others yet to realize their potential – we call you our children and we are your fathers, and we embrace you fellow survivors as such…..in game it is a different story of course, never the less we are not with out merci…….

Interesting story and a kill by an axe takes a different skill set to one with a gun, fortunately we have both and use both frequently. There are no weaklings here, and there is no weakness in choice of weapon, is a fighter pilot, tank commander any weaker or less at risk than a naval captain or visa versa? Treat the battle and your enemy with respect and you will start to feel the true power of an expert. I will take your word on your victory and only say congratulations and god speed in further adventures, although some of the background plot seems a little out of dayz character and more likely to be found in Petes Dragon. Keep up the good work and following us and you can pay homage any time.

Maybe take a deep breath and read how the battle played out again and you will see children would not be capable of such a task– re read the factual story as if it´s a teacher giving you important information to guide you, and if you find yourself in a similar situation you will then think of mooky and ichy and survive…

Your anger matches that of a bear being woken from his deep winter sleep, just bask in the stories of experts and please tell your own as well - its not an argurment - peace brother....

eh please include ichy in that - An expert in the most complete form.....

Just managed to catch up on this thread and I have to say it pains me to see so much animosity to true epic legends of gaming – hi I am Itchy… If anyone has not seen ´king of kong´ I recommend you watch it – those who have will understand the shear skill and unblemished expertise a top gamer must have, like myself and Mooky. Our intelligence, ability to learn and memorize, cupped with our lightning hand eye coordination is not only a set of traits Nasa look for in their astronauts, but crucial to be an expert, elite, best of the best gamer. Mooky and I often feel like Steve Weibe, genuinely good looking people, experts in everything we do, family men with beautiful wife´s (non kids yet though) and unfortunately victimised by fellow gamers jealous of our abilities in life and in game…. All mooky was doing was sharing a story with fellow dayz players, like Jesus sharing stories to fellow fishermen, giving them hope and inspiration for a better catch. I take my hats (yes I have a few and am a true expert on hats) off to all those that took inspiration in mookys story and our shear dominance of electra. I hope the rest can overcome their addiction of the bitter pill of resentment, and to be honest I think they are the few. Mooky and I over the years have brought fellow gamers from all walks of life together , vaporizing the stale odour of resentment, like the great Nelson Mandela did in South Africa. Our prowess in gaming from our early days on the ZX spectrum, c64 and Amiga, through to modern day genuinely go unmatched and we are not ones to boast, but share our accomplishments with our gaming brothers and sisters. Peace and nothing is impossible. (well for Mooky and I).

Now fellow Dayzers – I am probably one of the best players in Dayz and what chaps my ass is Combat loggers and Ghost Warriors. Dayz is what you make it, combat, banditry, survival etc. For a computer game they try to make it as realistic as possible…. First of all, when I get shot at, regardless of the fact I have a character fully tooled up or just starting, I take the fight, or run away – I DON’T COMBAT LOG EVER, it defeats the purpose of the game. All these posts about surviving for weeks or months (probably combat logging) is effectively cheating, cowardice, unable to handle gaming reality, the list goes on – one things for sure, is its NOT GAMING SKILL, which I am a master at. The other is Ghost Warriors (Pussies). These are people that log onto other servers to get the jump on you once they spot you.. Me and my partner in crime were on a hill in electro – we spotted these two pussies in the distance coming from a forest, let them get a little closer, they spotted us as well, we took aim and opened up…they shot back then disappeared (combat logged). We kept a careful eye on the area, and surrounding area, nothing. After about 8 minutes I heard a shot, looked round and same to players were behind us, the one killed me (that’s dayz, fully tooled up character about 8 days old gone) my friend killed one and then was killed himself….. Basically these two cowards shat out the fight, knew where we were, logged onto another server, ran behind us, logged back on to our server and got the drop on us. This is appalling gaming and there should be a mechanism to deny logging out when under fire (like in Tom Clancy Ghost recon), maybe a 20 minute delay from when last shot was fired. I am a master at Dayz and will never combat log, I take the fight or run and take my chances…if I die in a fair fight I accept that…. Combat logging and being a Ghost Pussy is not realistic and defeats the purpose of the game– you people will never be the gamer I am and are losers of the highest order!!!!

Thank you, it dose get frustrating, like trying to reason with termites as to why tunnelling in a dinning room table leg is a bad idea… I didn’t want to appear to cocky by going on about my hand gun ability, that 3 mile sniper shot you did still needs to be verified – I sent a telegram to the developers for conformation… There will one day be a game we might struggle being the best at, unlikely, and until then followers will marvel in our professionalism, accuracy and god given complete expertise that pushes the boundaries that would make Bill Mitchel clap his hands at…the rest will try and continue to put us down and insult us..and fail as they do in dayz.

if you havnt noticed it is a gaming site, not a dating site or what you are refereing to, why would i do that?

nice excuse for sticking with something that clearly interests you, yet keep insulting me and not answering the question - what is a troll anyway? I honeslty dont follow computer jargon, i am just posting an honest thread and words.

ill be honesrt an element of luck, like 3% luck - the rest was the best scope, taking wind into consideration and the player was not moving much....

thank you, to kind.

it was about a week ago, although could have been me and my mate a couple of days ago, story sounds familiar, cant be certain. If it was you you did shoot my mate and i killed you - i am still there though, well around there.....glad you play normaly and if you kill me, fair play....

i am sorry, i never knew it was a crime to say you are good at something in this world, in this case an expert....i wont get into a political debate on your comment, wrong place and i would rip you apart......please comment on stopping CL and GW and on my solution proposal.

gad to prove you wrong twice, 1 - I have only said that once, ok maybe twice and wont again. 2 - you love following this and posting, you are the troll lapping up the bait.....if that was the case which it isnt, if you would actually respond to the subject at hand genius this would be helpful.

Arrogance is by far the best human trait, its evolution you fud, exactly what dayz is about, survival of the fittest – great empires were not build on speaking softly and shaking peoples hands. Its not my fault, in fact it is actually, I am the Top Gun of this game, and for your information, I hold the record for the longest sniper shot, 2.45 miles, so it makes complete sense for me to shoot someone there, and again for your information, as it is the biggest town it is easy to shoot and then hide in it. If you reply to this have some respect for the Dayz Master and address me as such…..also please give comment on a solution….scooby…

he is much prettier than me......thanks

indeed son, and i have to say, i was an expert on them - one of the few people to complete bards tale 1 - without cheats - on amiga Monkey island in one day - took all day mind..