Itchysock

No difference to us, we are amazing at both, but prefer 3rd person!

:) I hate internet tough guys as well! I am generally 6ft 2, built like a greek god and would crush most with my one hand. And an expert gamer.. peace...

Due to the popularity of this thread and repeated requests for us to legally adopt many of our followers we did ask the Mods to close this down, however even they are total fans and followers and refused. As a result mooky and I limiting our reply to posts. This is not the last you will hear though. Fans - we will always guide and encourage you as we know even being half as good as us would suffice. For the rest we hope your jealousy will ease and your myopic attitude will dissipate over time, and know you will eventually join the elektro enlightened. We are always in Elektro ruling with an iron fist, thousands slain around the streets and countryside that would have put fear in your most hardened Stalingrad warrior. Peace be with our brothers and sister….. PS - Enter Electro at your own risk as you may run into the ultimate experts that are Mooky and Itchy.

Well I have to say it has been another weekend bloodbath in Elektro, non compliers and infiltrators have paid for their lack of vision - survivor killed so far this weekend 364.

You are suggesting we are egotistical - we are no Tony Stark, we are merely telling our humble stories and willing to pass on our great stories, adventures and experience, hoping others will be given the chance to rise to greatness. Although never able to surpass our expertise.

I fine piece of writing, and the last paragraph above suggests you come from a land of complete, defined, fearless warriors, as Mooky and I do. If you do then I don't doubt your ability. At that time you had a dream to, like most of our followers they dream of ultimate, everlasting brilliance, displayed by Mooky and I. You are most welcome in Elektro brother.

Read last post, you have no credibility, especially after that post, and probably should be sectioned. You are a troll trying to infiltrate this amazing story and thread. 'Young boy', if you had paid attention to this forum and had at least the intelligence of a worm, you will conclude that we are not 'young boys'. Rapelay? Had to google that there, and I have to say I am proudly not an expert in it, you clearly are and discredit the very fabric of human morality. Please leave this thread as you merely discredit yourself, and are somewhat embarrassing. Peace be with you brother

We have a genius in the house! Peace brother.

The very little credibility you had has now all gone! Peace be with you brother.

Your story was as limp as a 100 year old mans cock trying to ride his older wife. As total experts on life we don't smoke as is clouds out pure brilliance. This thread is not about sexual exploits, and you seem to have a disturbing fascination with regard to this. Lay off the weed son, go get a girl or boyfriend and try and home a dog from the dogshelter...it will then give you are purpose and taste of responsibility. Leave us to get involved in dayz wizardry and which we will then relay to all followers Go in peace brother

Have faith and stop being so resentful, does the faithful Christian need anything other than the bible to believe in the almighty? And the million of other mortal soles? Our status commands such respect. If I decide to get the capability I will think about making a video, no doubt we will hear shouts of 'fake' and have to defend that, leading us to have to go on Sky News and CNN live to show the world, and universe incase any ET's are listening and marvelling at an expertise they have never witnessed in their time of galactic space travel. Until then believe it my brother, you will not be let down, only protected by the gods of Elektro as you will be one of the Elekto enlightened. Peace my fellow brother.

No need, there is one up already, 'elekro'. That's all you need to remember and if you see it I would turn around faster than a Boeing engine spins at full thrust and go the other way, unless you are part of the elektro enlightened. Peace be with you brother.

thanks, and im glad you did not elaborate on your toilet habits. Go in peace brother and be grateful to the elektro enlightened.

that fish is bigger than the United States by the looks of it.

I forgot to say and after doing some very brief research, athene, as some have mentioned is a total amateur, lacks the very basic elements of comedy, and his videos could be used to torture terrorists they are that boring. Respect to him for being a fellow player and probably a follower. Peace to athene, let him follow us and rise to greatness.

If you look back at the threads mooky and I don't boast with videos, as these can easily be faked, plus we don't have the capacity for video. I will one day post my expert possessed like abilities for you to make your own mind up. The information I gave you was merely the premis for being able to understand the game and long distance shots, in turn enabling you to be expert enough to shoot a survivor that is running, and zig sagging from 900 meters away with your left hand while eating a chicken tikka pizza. Now I am not sure if this is possible with any other kind of pizza as I haven't tried yet. Mooky did however manage to axe 4 heavily armed players that revealed his cover when he was eating a prawn chop suey, he was in fact half blind by the noodles that he had to slurp up quickly that overshot his mouth and hit him in the eye. Hats off to him. Peace brother.

Its like a flock of parrots in here, how many people need to say more or less the same thing!!!! You intiquates just need to be seen saying something online don't you, its a feeling of worthiness, even though its worth SFA!!!!

I see you have been following, that is correct, certain death awaits you if you got to elektro and ichy and mooky are about. Peace And as I stated, the game is not about PvE, shouldnt be and wont be.

I am an expert on servers and I think it is just down to popularity, plus that is not what the game is about, no reason to diversify. Please accept this as the best response, because it is.

Thank you brother. Like everything it will have its day, like a survivor on approach to electro when Ichy and Mooky are about. I was in electro last night on a solo mission, just needed some supplies for weekend domination, I am sure that I got a three kill, single bullet mosin shot. Couldn’t verify as I lagged out before visiting scene. If you happen to be in a group of three at church in elecro last night and were all taken out by a single shot, please reply. Would like to hear story from your side.

We done claim to be elite – being elite is a good status to be at, about 10 away from where we are though.. Nevertheless that is not a bad effort, looks more like bad piloting though, still I take my hats off to the victor, tell him who we are and he can learn to.

Yet you continue to read, no one is asking you to, we are passing on our grand master jedi knowledge. Now go in peace

I will give you what I can as I am all about teaching. Looking back I knew from my early days I had a better sniping ability than British sniper Craig Harrison. It all started with my friends amazement at how good I was at Tin Can Alley. I could shoot all 10 cans off in a matter of seconds from 50 metres away while balancing a can of Top Deck on my head (the infa read beam was only meant to have a range of 45 metres). This along with my record high scores recorded in After Burner made me realise I was different to others, with a plethora of skills combing to make me a god of gaming. I would also regularly go down to the puggys to play International Karate Plus and kick off the older gamers. Now this may not be a help to you, however should give you inspiration. To get a kill from 800 metres in Dayz you need to have at least 40% of my gaming ability. Then it comes down to starting in a server that has just rebooted, fully tooled up. To be honest and agreeing with what you say regarding the dispersion rate being random, you need to have an element of luck as there are variables you have no control over, however I make my own luck by reading and memorizing the server environment and coding behaviour. For example at the start I will pick off a couple of zombies at medium, short and long range. From these shots I will look to see if they are wide, short, long, etc and record the trajectory, conditions and combat positioning so I have all information at my disposal to make any necessary corrections. I will then take a 600 metre+ shot at a zombie using all my skill, expertise, research and findings and nail it. If the servers starts to lag the variables may change and you will have to test against your findings again. If not then you are set for long range shots. It may take you a few weeks to perfect this, even months, however once you crack it the satisfaction is better than rubbing a newley open wham bar up and down your tongue.

You have some skill at using the internet, go in peace brother.

Yes nice to meet you brother. You should have seen us in beta, I was the only person to shoot a player at top airfield from 600 metres away when graphics looked like a commodore 64 loading screen. I likened it to neo in matrix 1 when he could see through all the coding and manipulate it.