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WizzardsCuff
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Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.114008
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
Because you are one? -
People are absolute dicks on this game!
WizzardsCuff replied to Caspion's topic in General Discussion
Air Control Tower of course dummy! Ha ha -
I see the Fucking Stupid bus broke down right beside this thread!
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Dont play this test version of THE ALPHA because its broken?????? So you want people to not test the test? Are you fucking serious?!?!?! How the fuck do you expect the game to get out of alpha if you dont think people should test it???? Theres something very wrong with some people on this forum!
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So people getting kicked and banned by Battleeye are hackers?
WizzardsCuff replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
Never mind real life.....what happened in the game? -
If i had only the choice of playing this alpha in a server alongside you or sticking my head in a steaming pile of cow shit i'd pick the cow shit every time
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20 Plus Million Dollars Later...
WizzardsCuff replied to Hero of Suburbia's topic in General Discussion
People complaining about their short holidays.....change jobs or resign! Simple! Moaning fuckers! -
Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.113953
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
Dont waste too much time explaining things and trying to be rational with these monkeys Soulece, the amount of brainpower they have to play with will be long since spent once they reach the 3rd line of text. I only wish these types would go out and buy a really sharp knife and then attempt to chop vegetables like a pro chef, because they'll think because the knife is great they will be too. A little bit of choppy choppy, fingers missing, cant play dayz, no need to come to this forum again, sell pc, die miserable. Perfect! -
A similar thing happened to me but i had a much shorter fall, even so it was off a bridge though, and i took no damage at all. Stress levels hit the roof during my short fall though!
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And another comes mincing up from the bottom of the garden to complain like she's the only girl in the world that matters......
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Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.113953
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
Penis alert!So after raking in the millions they 'should be able to set a decent dev team' in your words......and you expect that to happen in less than a month?!?! Over the holiday period too?!?! Do you think the local job centre is full of out of work devs who are ready to jump and get to work knocking out patches straight away?! The fucking blinding ignorance and stupidity of some people makes me question how they manage to breathe on their own!- 449 replies
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Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.113925
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
Well get the fuck in there and show em what they're doing wrong hotshot! Oh that's right, you have no idea how it all works but you want to just sit on the sidelines and snipe because little timmy aint getting what little timmy wants NOW! P.S. Alpha, deal with it -
Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.113925
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
I know i shouldn't have Boneboys and i'm sorry but i'm sick of the seemingly growing number of arseholes that want everything NOW and cry because they aren't getting it. Can you and all the admins start deleting these whining pointless posts? as it really gets on my tits having to read them :( -
Rolling Update Rev. 0.30.113925
WizzardsCuff replied to Hicks_206 (DayZ)'s topic in News & Announcements
I wanted my first post to be something profound and insightful but after reading that drivel ypu posted all i can say is - you're a fucking prick!